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Kim Possible Porn Story: Near Misses and Total Hits Chapter 14

Kim Possible Porn Story: Near Misses and Total Hits Chapter 14

How can you possibly be devoted to this? Shego asked with open distain. Its riddled with contradictions and plot holes! I mean, geez, youre a scientist; you know most of this stuff is downright impossible!

Its a matter of faith, Drakken said distracted. Now quiet! This is a really good episode.

More like a matter of blind nostalgia, she muttered, glaring sullenly at the big screen where Captain Constellation played in all its retro glory. And the costumes are so cheesy!

You dont have to watch it, he snapped, torn between fanboyish indignation and involvement in the plot.

The volumes too loud. I hear it through the whole lair, anyway. She paused to snicker at the hopelessly outdated laser effects. And… The Romuleks are kind of cool. In a really, really dorky way.

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Kim Possible Porn Story: Near Misses and Total Hits Chapter 6

Kim Possible Porn Story: Near Misses and Total Hits Chapter 6

Shego lounged on the couch. It was practically a crime, the way itd been pouring down outside for days. The middle of summer, and suddenly a monsoon. God.

Hey, Doc, why dont you cook up a weather way or something useful? she called across the room.

Are you going to steal the parts? he countered sleepily from his chair, a half-read issue of a scientific journal flopped over the upholstered arm.

Tch. Yeah, right. She shifted onto her side, hugging one of the throw pillows. It was too humid to move, and the patter of raindrops on the roof suffused the atmosphere with soft white noise.

Drakkens journal finally dropped to the floor with a dull slap, unheeded by both of them. Shego closed her eyes, just for a second, just because they felt so heavy.

“The Importance Of Being Idle” – Oasis

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Kim Possible Porn Story: Near Misses and Total Hits Chapter 9

Kim Possible Porn Story: Near Misses and Total Hits Chapter 9

There was, Shego had learned, a very great difference between being able to get any man you wished and being able to keep any man at all. Seduction, courting, flirting, dating… Those were easy. Thoughtless.

Actually dealing with another person lodged in her life, having to be considerate and giving in stupid little ways like going places they wanted to go and dealing with their annoying relatives and remembering to say supportive things every once in a blue moon; that she couldnt do at all.

Except in one case.

Not to mention that once she dropped the femme fatale faade and reverted to her lazy, preening, hair-triggered, secretly insecure smart alec self, men tended to clear out of her life faster than the population of England during the bubonic plague.

Except in one case.

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Kim Possible Porn Story: Near Misses and Total Hits Chapter 16

Kim Possible Porn Story: Near Misses and Total Hits Chapter 16

Cursed machine! Dr. D ranted, slamming a fist down on the plastic casing. Shockingly, this did not fix the error. Again? This is intolerable!

Shego sashayed up behind him. Whats the meltdown about now?

It froze again, he hissed, glaring accusingly at the computer and clicking the mouse futilely.

Heres a thought… Why dont you restart it and not have a conniption fit? She reached over and jabbed the on/off switch twice. There. Problem solved.

Its shoddy craftsmanship, is what it is. Im surprised these computer companies arent more involved in world domination… Theyve already got the market cornered on pure evil, he complained as it rebooted.

Shego snorted, eyes on the screen. Uh… Doc?

What?

Youre pretty good with the tech stuff and all…

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Kim Possible Porn Story: Near Misses and Total Hits Chapter 23

Kim Possible Porn Story: Near Misses and Total Hits Chapter 23

Shego absently brushed off her uniform as Hego carted Avarious off to the waiting police car, mugging to the news cameras as he went. She suppressed the urge to gag.

As she waited for the hubbub to die down, she kicked around the half-destroyed lair. Stared contemplatively at the larger super weapons. Swiped a few small gadgets and stowed them in her pouch.

Hey, it wasnt stealing if you nicked stuff from the bad guys.

She unearthed a magazine. Ah, nothing better to pass the time than some glossy-paged light entertainment. Though, knowing Ave, it was probably Bird Fancy or something equally stupid.

…Nope. A villain magazine. Cool.

She leafed through it. Top Ten Laser Cannons, Perfecting Your Evil Monologue, Threatening Government: Get Them To Pay Big Time! She snickered to herself.

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Kim Possible Porn Story: Near Misses and Total Hits Chapter 19

Kim Possible Porn Story: Near Misses and Total Hits Chapter 19

Shegos glowing hands arced down only to be caught at the wrists by Kim Possible. You just couldnt rest on your laurels, could you? he teen asked in her perky, sarcastic way.

The villainesss knee arced up, hitting Kim squarely. Oh, Im just killing time til the loan on the suburban house with the white picket fence goes through, she said as the heroine reeled.

Kim bounced back quickly. You know, Ive got enough to deal with in college without throwing your half-baked schemes on the pile, she commented, swinging a roundhouse kick.

Shego ducked and flipped backwards. Hey, no one invited you, Princess, she sneered as she unleashed a flurry of concussive blasts. Kim dodged and weaved, driven backwards by the onslaught. Now! Shego called.

Wha–? But before the heroine could turn and react, she found herself bound up in vines.

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Kim Possible Porn Story: Near Misses and Total Hits Chapter 18

Kim Possible Porn Story: Near Misses and Total Hits Chapter 18

Done yet? Shego asked, bored impatience thick in her voice.

…Five more minutes.

Hm. Deja vu… Wonder where Ive heard that before? Oh, yeah, ten minutes ago when you said the exact same thing.

Im almost finished, Shego… Just hold on a little, Drakken insisted irritably without looking up from the blueprint he was constructing.

If you think Im gonna wait around off the clock for hours while you finish that, you are sorely mistaken.

Silence.

Oh, you have gotta be kidding me! she seethed. If you pick mad science over me, I swear Im gonna–

I didnt say that! Or anything! I was trying to concentrate so I can get this done! He frowned at the page and erased furiously. And now you made me mess up…

She leaned over and plucked the eraser out of his hand. His head snapped up, eyes seething with indignation. Then he caught sight of her gaze and stopped, not really sure what to feel.

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Kim Possible Porn Story: Behind Green Eyes Chapter 6

Kim Possible Porn Story: Behind Green Eyes Chapter 6

Kim laughed. It wasnt a joyous sound. It was dark, almost cruel.

Dead? Do I look dead to you? Kim sniffed and looked down at the person disdainfully.

Does that mean that Stoppable is around too?

Kims eyes narrowed dangerously, and the person almost squirmed, sure they would burst into flames at any second.

Dont you dare utter that name. You have no right.

I have every right! Ron was my friend too!

Friend?! scoffed Kim. Her muscled tensed. Some friend you are! You lied! You tricked us! You lead us right into a trap! A trap he didnt make it out of! Dont you DARE think you have a right to speak that name!

Kim growled, and the person sank back into the chair a little to attempt to put more space between them.

He was my friend

Exactly! hissed Kim. Was! As in hes no longer around! Kim snarled. You make me sick!

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Kim Possible Porn Story: Near Misses and Total Hits Chapter 25

Kim Possible Porn Story: Near Misses and Total Hits Chapter 25

They stood on the roof, the hazy July breeze gently stirring the night around them.

Well, on nice thing about this ridiculously impractical clifftop lair is the view, Shego reflected. It was simply too nice out to be very sarcastic, though. Fireworks bloomed in the distance and she watched them sparkle and fade.

Drakken noticed her observing the displays and scoffed. Hah, that stuffs just sparklers compared to what Ive got planned! he commented as he fiddled with his pyrotechnic gear.

Why do you think Ive got the burn ward on speed dial? she answered rhetorically.

Still, as the first shower of blue sparks cascaded down in a weeping willow formation, she had to admit he was right. Not necessarily out loud, but she had to admit it.

Narcissist much? she called over the roar.

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