The following day at the Middleton colleges, Kim walked into her morning swim practice. So, how was he? Bonnie Rockwaller asked.
How was who? Kim, youre not cheating on–
NO! Of course Im not, but how could you know what happened, huh Bon? Kim asked, not in the mood to discuss her sex life with these people.
Lets just say that I have a nose for these things Rockwaller explained.
You spied on us, didnt you? Kim asked angrily.
So? She wanted a show and got one. Ron said to all of them, Howd you like our show Bon-Bon?
How dare you accuse me! Bonnie shouted before throwing a punch. No one was sure which struck Bonnie first: Ron blocking the punch or Kims leg-sweep. Long explanation short, Bonnie fell flat on her back.
Now, if none of you mind, the coach is sick and Ill be the substitute for today. Wait I have no idea how to coach a swim team. Ideas? Q&A? Ron was trying to teach something he knew less than nothing about, and making it obvious.
What kind of questions? Hope asked.
I dont know, anything! Ron exclaimed, they all wouldve been shocked if the athletic version of the word lap was in Rons vocabulary.
How did Kim talk you into it? Three of them asked in unison.
Not the question I was thinking of but since nobody gave me a lesson plan
she said yes. Ron was more than a little nervous, back to his old self.
Said yes to what? the same three girls asked.
The Worlds Goofiest Ninja here finally proposed. To which, I said yes. Kim interrupted.
Uh, whens the wedding? Bonnie asked.
Yom Kippur. Ron said.
Ghesundheit. Tara stated uneasily.
Its the Day Of Atonement in the Jewish calendar. The boy explained. But I have a much better question for all of you: what erotic tales convinced an innocent girl like Kim to turn herself into a sex demon?
Demon? Im not that bad in bed, am I? Kimberly inquired.
No. Youre good. Thats what worries me, youre a little too good. Ron explained. So, lets hear your stories.
How can we be sure that neither of you will think that our ideas are filthy, or unnatural? Arent you both religiously restricted about what you can and cant do in bed? Marcella asked.
First, religion and sex should be kept separate. Second, in my religion we have twenty books dedicated to pleasing women. Just tell me what you told Kim. All of it. Ron said all of this with a smile.
Hope was a bit hesitant, Okay, but thisll take a while