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Kim Possible Porn Story: Naco Ordinary Meal Chapter 1

Kim Possible Porn Story: Naco Ordinary Meal Chapter 1

A/N: Well, here we go folks, another twisted cross over from the mind of Ran Hakubi. Now, I know I’m gonna get flak for not updating the 8 Nights arc, but, just bare with me. This is a cross over I’ve wanted to do for a good long while.

Disclaimer: I do not, nor will I ever, own Good Eats (Be Square) or Kim Possible (Disney)

Ran’s Three R’s are now in effect!

PS: If you’re familiar with Good Eats, then you know about the little factoids they throw into the episodes. Those will be shown in italics.

Naco Ordinary Meal

Dr. Drakken, aka Drew Lipski, walked out of the door to his lab with a stretch. He couldnt believe that he had been in there almost half the night working on a new form of wireless internet.

Nrrg. One of these days Ill manage to find a frequency I can use to send my internet signal all over the world. Then I will no longer have to pay for broadband connections at every lair! YOU WILL NOT WIN THIS ROUND, ISP! Drakken shouted into the empty vast that was his Middleton lairs living room, making him feel a bit sheepish after he realized what he had just done.

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Kim Possible Porn Story: Time Out Chapter 1

Kim Possible Porn Story: Time Out Chapter 1

Time Out

A Kim Possible Fanfic

By Ken-Zero

Disclaimer: Kim Possible, and everything related thereof, is trademarked to Disney. As such, they own everything. Im taking another playtime in the sandbox.

Pre-note: Ideally, this will begin as a sort of series of short stories, almost vignettes, and will quite probably develop into something longer as time goes on. It is also a slight alternate universe right now, with a similarly good chance of growing into a greater one. Enjoy.

Chapter 1: Triple Ticker

Kermit, eat your heart out, thought Shego.

The reason for her smug mental tone lay in the fact that she was tucked safely away in a temporary safe-house, her one guilty pleasurea high-powered sun lampbeaming down from a scant few feet over her reclining self, while she lightly dozed and replayed the events of two nights ago in her mind.

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Kim Possible Porn Story: Just a Normal Mission Right Chapter 3

Kim Possible Porn Story: Just a Normal Mission Right Chapter 3

Tiger: Well it is chapter three now (you already knew that…)! Oh, I noticed that I made a mistake in the last chapter. I accidentally put this He was a great guy and a really good guy (I meant to put a really good friend)Ill go back and change iteventually…maybe once chapter three is up. Well thanks again for all the reviews! Oh and things in italics are the wonderful little voices in the back of Kim and Shegos mind. Well, read on! (Is that getting annoying?)

Disclaimer: I dont own Kim Possible (if I did, do you think Kim would really have ended up with Ron?). Oh, I also dont own Chuck Norriswho in the world can?

Damn it. Why cant she just suck for once? Shego silently asked herself. A voice in the back of her mind answered it, even though she didnt want to acknowledge it. Because then you wouldnt like her as much.

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Kim Possible Porn Story: If you can not stand the heat Chapter 1

Kim Possible Porn Story: If you can not stand the heat Chapter 1

Disclaimer: I dondt own any of these characters.

What had still been a fully functional lair in the early evening hours, was about three hours later reduced to a smouldering heap of rubble and deformed, half-molten steel beams. Small fires were still flickering here and there, bathing the surrounding area in an eerie light.

In front of the ruin stood two figures staring at it in silence. Much like the lair the blue man and the green woman had seen better days; their clothes singed and torn up, their hair a frightful mess and their faces covered with soot.

“You know” Shego said flatly while straightening her black hair. “youdd think they would make the time share lair fireproof. I mean, they rent it to mad scientists. Who thought it would catch fire so quickly?”

Upon looking at Dr. Drakken it was quite obvious the destroyed lair wasndt the only thing fuming. Yet he bit his lip, closed his eyes for a moment and rallied impressively. She had expected him to literally explode but this time it seemed like he managed control himself despite what had happened. Normally he only did that when dealing with his mother.

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Monique demonstrates her ideal culo

Kim Possible Free Porn

Hentai Picture: Monique demonstrates her ideal culo
Undoubtedly, alcohol, confectionery and a schlong in her head and twat is all Monique craves. Nasty Kim Possible episodes are there for you for you to see them. Curvaceous street-walker from Kim Possible is shaking under heavy pussy assault in the report!

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Kim Possible Porn Story: Just a Normal Mission Right Chapter 1

Kim Possible Porn Story: Just a Normal Mission Right Chapter 1

Disclaimer: Don’t own Kim Possible

A ficlet that came from my mind at schoolIm a bad girl

Now Kim wasnt complaining at all about this predicament. She had several times imagined this sort of scenario in her head when kissing Ron. The thing that bothered her was the fact that Shego had been the one to initiate the kissnot her. What surprised her more was the way that Shego had been acting when the red-headed teen at first arrived. Shego had looked at Kim and her face had turned a slightly darker green.

Kims first reaction was to think,

Is she blushing? But didnt get a chance to dwell on this as Ron went to attack Drakken leaving Kim and Shego to fight.

Kim and Shego had exchanged a couple blows, Kim going for the places that would send the older woman flying if she didnt block or dodge, but Shego, on the other hand, wasnt giving Kim much of a hard time when it came to the red-headed teen having to block or dodge a serious attack.

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Kim Possible Porn Story: Cave In Chapter 4

Kim Possible Porn Story: Cave In Chapter 4

Uncle you finally got here! Jade exclaimed. Jackie has been stuck
in there awhile and the Dark Hand ran out of money to lose to me in poker!
Jackie is stuck in there with Valmont and who knows what theyre doing to
each other

MEANWHILE INSIDE THE CAVE

Do you know how hard it is to be a criminal mastermind? You are
constantly surrounded by people who want to capture you and your always
idiotic lackeys! It is a lot harder than it looks to get your tail kicked
whenever you do anything by some karate kid! Valmont was ranting at Jackie
who was counting the number of holes in the ceiling.

5,724, 5,725. Yes, yes it is very hard to be you and so on. Can we
concentrate on getting out of here now? Being cooped up in here with a man
suddenly regretting turning to a life of crime is all very nice but I would
really like to get out of here now. Jackie turned around and once again
began trying to figure a way out.

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Kim Possible Porn Story: Cave In Chapter 2

Kim Possible Porn Story: Cave In Chapter 2

Aiiiiiiiiiiiya! Why is Jackie stuck in a cave? Uncle asked.

The cave collapsed Uncle. Jade explained patiently He is stuck in
there with Valmont. I would have called Captain Black but, for the use of
the Dark Hands cell phone I said I wouldnt. While saying this Jade
glanced over at the henchmen sitting in the corner moping.

Uncle is on his way. He said with an abrupt buzzing noise after he
had hung up the phone.

Jackie felt as if time had slowed down as he was dashing to the cave
entrance. Running next to him just as fast was Valmont diving for the space
left for a split-second. Slumping against the rocks Jackie sighed.

We have no chance of getting out of here if all we depend are my
henchmen. Valmont huffed out panting from lack of breath.

There is Jade. Jackie said. Perhaps she will call Captain Black.
He got back up and walked to the rear of the cave. Checking the spot where
the writing had once been the wall had disappeared. Glancing over his
shoulder once he shrugged and entered into the doorway. Beyond he could see
nothing but blackness. Valmont came up beside him and grabbing a torch from
a wall sconce, he lit it with a quick flash from a lighter. They walked
into the hole beyond with measured steps, checking around them cautiously.
All of a sudden a huge wave of bats came flying at the pair.

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Kim Possible Porn Story: Cave In Chapter 3

Kim Possible Porn Story: Cave In Chapter 3

Valmont! No! Do not touch the book! Jackie grabbed Valmonts hand
and yanked it away from the book. Have you not learned by now that it is
booby-trapped? Valmont pulled his hand back all the way. All of a sudden
the statues eyes flashed open.

If you would have this book to take, then you must all your friends
forsake. As the statue finished Valmont jumped back about 2 feet.

Why must everything be connected to magic?!? Valmont sighed
exasperatedly.

What arent you about used to talking statues by now? Jackie asked.

Ha Ha Chan. Very Funny. Valmont turned back to the statue. It
appeared that the statue had heard all they said. Have you a name or shall
we call you the statue?

My name you shall not know, until you let your mind to grow. It
replied before closing its eyes once more, slowly though as if blinking.

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Kim Possible Porn Story: Rebirth Chapter 10

Kim Possible Porn Story: Rebirth Chapter 10

Disclaimer: The characters in this story belong to Disney and Squaresoft. One or two minor characters may be mine, but most aren’t.

Graduation came and went so fast, many of the cadet’s heads were left spinning. Not that it wasn’t memorable, especially with the special performance by Element, and their awesome new song being unveiled. But as soon as it was over, everyone was issued with new uniforms and equipment, then immediately given missions to do.

Most people in Ron’s ranking were sent to do basic grunt work, guard duty, and basic police work in places under Shinra’s authority. Ron however was given a different task. As it turned out, each member of SOLDIER were given certain privelleges, one of which was the ability to choose a small squad of troops to back them up on their missions. Kim of course used that privelege to add Ron to her personal squad.

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