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Kim Possible Porn Story: Near Misses and Total Hits Chapter 14

Kim Possible Porn Story: Near Misses and Total Hits Chapter 14

How can you possibly be devoted to this? Shego asked with open distain. Its riddled with contradictions and plot holes! I mean, geez, youre a scientist; you know most of this stuff is downright impossible!

Its a matter of faith, Drakken said distracted. Now quiet! This is a really good episode.

More like a matter of blind nostalgia, she muttered, glaring sullenly at the big screen where Captain Constellation played in all its retro glory. And the costumes are so cheesy!

You dont have to watch it, he snapped, torn between fanboyish indignation and involvement in the plot.

The volumes too loud. I hear it through the whole lair, anyway. She paused to snicker at the hopelessly outdated laser effects. And… The Romuleks are kind of cool. In a really, really dorky way.

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Kim Possible Porn Story: Near Misses and Total Hits Chapter 6

Kim Possible Porn Story: Near Misses and Total Hits Chapter 6

Shego lounged on the couch. It was practically a crime, the way itd been pouring down outside for days. The middle of summer, and suddenly a monsoon. God.

Hey, Doc, why dont you cook up a weather way or something useful? she called across the room.

Are you going to steal the parts? he countered sleepily from his chair, a half-read issue of a scientific journal flopped over the upholstered arm.

Tch. Yeah, right. She shifted onto her side, hugging one of the throw pillows. It was too humid to move, and the patter of raindrops on the roof suffused the atmosphere with soft white noise.

Drakkens journal finally dropped to the floor with a dull slap, unheeded by both of them. Shego closed her eyes, just for a second, just because they felt so heavy.

“The Importance Of Being Idle” – Oasis

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Kim Possible Porn Story: Near Misses and Total Hits Chapter 16

Kim Possible Porn Story: Near Misses and Total Hits Chapter 16

Cursed machine! Dr. D ranted, slamming a fist down on the plastic casing. Shockingly, this did not fix the error. Again? This is intolerable!

Shego sashayed up behind him. Whats the meltdown about now?

It froze again, he hissed, glaring accusingly at the computer and clicking the mouse futilely.

Heres a thought… Why dont you restart it and not have a conniption fit? She reached over and jabbed the on/off switch twice. There. Problem solved.

Its shoddy craftsmanship, is what it is. Im surprised these computer companies arent more involved in world domination… Theyve already got the market cornered on pure evil, he complained as it rebooted.

Shego snorted, eyes on the screen. Uh… Doc?

What?

Youre pretty good with the tech stuff and all…

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Kim Possible Porn Story: Near Misses and Total Hits Chapter 18

Kim Possible Porn Story: Near Misses and Total Hits Chapter 18

Done yet? Shego asked, bored impatience thick in her voice.

…Five more minutes.

Hm. Deja vu… Wonder where Ive heard that before? Oh, yeah, ten minutes ago when you said the exact same thing.

Im almost finished, Shego… Just hold on a little, Drakken insisted irritably without looking up from the blueprint he was constructing.

If you think Im gonna wait around off the clock for hours while you finish that, you are sorely mistaken.

Silence.

Oh, you have gotta be kidding me! she seethed. If you pick mad science over me, I swear Im gonna–

I didnt say that! Or anything! I was trying to concentrate so I can get this done! He frowned at the page and erased furiously. And now you made me mess up…

She leaned over and plucked the eraser out of his hand. His head snapped up, eyes seething with indignation. Then he caught sight of her gaze and stopped, not really sure what to feel.

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Kim Possible Porn Story: Near Misses and Total Hits Chapter 22

Kim Possible Porn Story: Near Misses and Total Hits Chapter 22

Gee, do you think you got enough warning signs? Shego asked with a little more acid than was usual even for her. As much as she liked the Caribbean sun, she wasnt much for standing around under its full glare clothed in he full, clingy jumpsuit and holding an armload of wooden signs.

Drakken finished pounding a Danger!! sign into the rocky soil and motioned for another one, which she tossed to him. Better overkill than… underkill, he said with slightly manic cheerfulness. Besides, the last thing we need is some schmuck stumbling onto out secret lair and exposing us.

And the freaky building on the cliff surrounded by eighty million warning signs isnt suspicious at all, she muttered darkly.

Another one! he called. She lifted one out of the bunch. Then she caught sight of what it said. Haunted? Are you kidding me?

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Kim Possible Porn Story: Near Misses and Total Hits Chapter 25

Kim Possible Porn Story: Near Misses and Total Hits Chapter 25

They stood on the roof, the hazy July breeze gently stirring the night around them.

Well, on nice thing about this ridiculously impractical clifftop lair is the view, Shego reflected. It was simply too nice out to be very sarcastic, though. Fireworks bloomed in the distance and she watched them sparkle and fade.

Drakken noticed her observing the displays and scoffed. Hah, that stuffs just sparklers compared to what Ive got planned! he commented as he fiddled with his pyrotechnic gear.

Why do you think Ive got the burn ward on speed dial? she answered rhetorically.

Still, as the first shower of blue sparks cascaded down in a weeping willow formation, she had to admit he was right. Not necessarily out loud, but she had to admit it.

Narcissist much? she called over the roar.

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Kim Possible Porn Story: If you can not stand the heat Chapter 1

Kim Possible Porn Story: If you can not stand the heat Chapter 1

Disclaimer: I dondt own any of these characters.

What had still been a fully functional lair in the early evening hours, was about three hours later reduced to a smouldering heap of rubble and deformed, half-molten steel beams. Small fires were still flickering here and there, bathing the surrounding area in an eerie light.

In front of the ruin stood two figures staring at it in silence. Much like the lair the blue man and the green woman had seen better days; their clothes singed and torn up, their hair a frightful mess and their faces covered with soot.

“You know” Shego said flatly while straightening her black hair. “youdd think they would make the time share lair fireproof. I mean, they rent it to mad scientists. Who thought it would catch fire so quickly?”

Upon looking at Dr. Drakken it was quite obvious the destroyed lair wasndt the only thing fuming. Yet he bit his lip, closed his eyes for a moment and rallied impressively. She had expected him to literally explode but this time it seemed like he managed control himself despite what had happened. Normally he only did that when dealing with his mother.

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Kim Possible Porn Story: My Evil Beloved Built For Two Chapter 1

Kim Possible Porn Story: My Evil Beloved Built For Two Chapter 1

My Evil Beloved

The Shego & Drakken Show

Episode 9, Season 1: Built For Two

Shego pulled out the shrink-ray and aimed it at another pallet of metal. A great beam of purple light shot out and enveloped the stack, making it seemingly disappear. Hey! What are you doing!? a man yelled from the warehouse behind her. Shego rolled her eyes and put one of her hands in the air. Get loooost! she said in an agitated tone. Her hand lit up in blaze of green and the worker quickly turned around and ran. ImIm calling the cops! he yelled back. You do that Shego said to herself. She walked over to the now-tiny pallet and put it in a bag. With a frown, she thought, This was just too easyoh wellmaybe Dementor will be more of a challenge!

The hover car flew up the side of a steep slope and landed on a ledge near the top. Gah! Why do super villains always have to have an alpine lair!? she said to herself. And why do they always have to make it so obvious! she said looking at a large sign that read Professor Dementors Secret Headquarters. She walked up to the door and shot the shrink-ray at it, causing it to disappear. HmmIm really becoming addicted to this thing! she thought. Quietly, she snuck around through the lair and made her way to his lab. To her surprise, there was no one there. Shego walked over to a pillar in the middle of the room and slid open a door on the side. She pulled out a piece of paper and read aloud, Okgreen wire, then black wire, and THEN red wire Taking her clawed gloves, she cut the wires accordingly and shrank the large battery-core she had disconnected. Hmph! Easy! she said tossing it in the bag. Having fun Fraulein Shego? Dementor said from the doorway. She turned around with a jerk and saw him wave his hand at her. Two henchmen with tasers walked in and approached her. You should have KNOWN stealing from me wouldnt be so easy! he said with a smile. Ha! Pleaaase! she said jumping into the air. Doing a front flip, Shego took her hands and shot a burst of plasma at each of the henchmen, knocking them down. When she landed, Dementor pulled out a ray gun, but she grabbed his hand and flung him over her head. Curse you Miss Go! Zis plundering has to STOOOOP! he yelled with clenched fists as she left.

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Kim Possible Porn Story: A Long Life Chapter 5

Kim Possible Porn Story: A Long Life Chapter 5

I don’t own anyone in this story except for Thomas and Elizabeth

Thanks Screaming Phoenix, Donteatacowman and Cajunbear once more for their reviews. And thank you Donteatacowman for your suggestion.

Somewhere in this chapter is a cultural reference from the 90’s. See if you can find it. The first to post the correct answer gets a honorable mention. And if I have their permission, perhaps even a brief cameo in a future chapter. And before you ask, yes, it will involve your death.

“If I’m right, then we’re all in deep trouble. The world is about to enter an age of darkness we may never recover from”

For the longest moment, everyone is dead silent after Thomas’ revelation. Then, as if a dam had broken, the reporters that had been invited to witness the event start clamoring for attention, shouting questions at Thomas. Thomas ignores them though, looking around the room as if searching. Spotting what he’s searching for, he strides across the room, followed by Kim and Shego, sweeping a laughing and crying Elizabeth into his arms and kissing her on the forehead as the Secret Service clears the room of reporters, the dignitaries all going their own ways now that the crisis is over.

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Kim Possible Porn Story: My Evil Beloved Built For Two Chapter 1

Kim Possible Porn Story: My Evil Beloved Built For Two Chapter 1

My Evil Beloved

The Shego & Drakken Show

Episode 9, Season 1: Built For Two

Shego pulled out the shrink-ray and aimed it at another pallet of metal. A great beam of purple light shot out and enveloped the stack, making it seemingly disappear. Hey! What are you doing!? a man yelled from the warehouse behind her. Shego rolled her eyes and put one of her hands in the air. Get loooost! she said in an agitated tone. Her hand lit up in blaze of green and the worker quickly turned around and ran. ImIm calling the cops! he yelled back. You do that Shego said to herself. She walked over to the now-tiny pallet and put it in a bag. With a frown, she thought, This was just too easyoh wellmaybe Dementor will be more of a challenge!

The hover car flew up the side of a steep slope and landed on a ledge near the top. Gah! Why do super villains always have to have an alpine lair!? she said to herself. And why do they always have to make it so obvious! she said looking at a large sign that read Professor Dementors Secret Headquarters. She walked up to the door and shot the shrink-ray at it, causing it to disappear. HmmIm really becoming addicted to this thing! she thought. Quietly, she snuck around through the lair and made her way to his lab. To her surprise, there was no one there. Shego walked over to a pillar in the middle of the room and slid open a door on the side. She pulled out a piece of paper and read aloud, Okgreen wire, then black wire, and THEN red wire Taking her clawed gloves, she cut the wires accordingly and shrank the large battery-core she had disconnected. Hmph! Easy! she said tossing it in the bag. Having fun Fraulein Shego? Dementor said from the doorway. She turned around with a jerk and saw him wave his hand at her. Two henchmen with tasers walked in and approached her. You should have KNOWN stealing from me wouldnt be so easy! he said with a smile. Ha! Pleaaase! she said jumping into the air. Doing a front flip, Shego took her hands and shot a burst of plasma at each of the henchmen, knocking them down. When she landed, Dementor pulled out a ray gun, but she grabbed his hand and flung him over her head. Curse you Miss Go! Zis plundering has to STOOOOP! he yelled with clenched fists as she left.

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