Kim Possible Porn Story: Rebirth Chapter 9

Disclaimer: The characters in this story belong to Disney and Squaresoft. One or two minor characters may be mine, but most aren’t.

Kim entered the abandoned warehouse, which was just within the borders of the Midgar ruins. The vast warehouse floor was littered with hundreds of huge, empty metal cargo crates, which gave her plenty of cover. Funny thing this, she was on her first mission for Shinra, and hadn’t even graduated just yet. And as she used all the new stealth tricks she had learned in the Academy over the past year, she remembered the events that had bought her here.

Graduation was tomorrow, and about a week ago Cloud had made an announcement that had many of the cadets cheering. Even a few of the instructors. Shinra Inc had managed to get Elemental, one of Gaia’s most beloved bands, to play at the Graduation ceremony. Kim was ecstatic about the news, she was a huge Elemental fan.

Early in the morning however, on the day before graduation, Cloud took Kim to the side and gave her some secret information. “Kim. It seems that this morning, on their way here to the Academy, Elemental’s bus was hijacked.”

Kim gasped. “What?! By who?!”

He opened up a cardboard folder which he was holding, and read a piece of paper within as he replied. “Some nut. A former Shinra scientist from way back. Name’s Drew Lipsky.”

Kim’s eyes went wide as saucers. “Dr Drakken?!”

Cloud looked up from the file, surprised. “Wait. This Lipsky, is the Dr Drakken person you’ve told me about?”

“Yeah. He went to college with my dad, before he got into the whole mad scientist gig. Kinda weird that I wound up foiling so many of his whacked plans.”

Cloud nodded. “Well this works out well then. I’ve been given the task of rescuing the band, and I was hoping you could provide me with some backup.”

She blanched. “What? Backup? Me? But I haven’t even graduated yet.”

“Come on Kim, that’s only a day away. And I know you’ve been itching to try out all the things you’ve learned over the past year in the field.”

“Well… Yeah… But surely there’s someone better qualified.”

“Top of your class? And you have ample experience with the man we’re after. I can’t think of anyone else I’d rather have covering my back.”

Kim felt herself beam with pride. “Okay sir. I’ll go. But can Ron come too?”

Cloud hesitated. “I think the two of us should be able to handle it.”

“But General! You know…”

He held up a hand to stop her. “Yeah, yeah. You’ve never been on a mission without him, I know. And I guess it couldn’t hurt to bring along a few of the other cadets, just in case. A little field work might do some of our Third Class cadets some good anyway.”

So after they traced Drakken to the warehouse, Kim and Cloud entered together, while Ron and a few of his fellow Third Class cadets were told to cover the exits. Kim and the General came to a clear space in the centre of the warehouse floor where their targets were standing. They surveyed the situation from thier hiding place behind one of the metal crates.

Drakken walked around ranting to his green skinned, and admittedly attractive assistant, Shego.

“I told you Shego, this is my best plan yet! When I get Element, the world’s most popular band, to record thier music on this equipment I have designed, it will instantly enslave anyone who listens to it! And thier legion of fans, will become a legion in service to me! Dr Drakken! Gyahahahaha!”

Cloud leaned over and whispered to Kim as they watched. “I used to know a guy who laughed like that.”

Kim smiled. “Annoying huh?”

“Oh yeah.”

Shego glanced at the band of four pretty boy pop stars, who were standing silently in their prison beneath a glass dome. They had thier microphones and instruments, but all just glared angrily at Drakken.

“Yep. Brilliant, Dr D,” Shego said, sarcastically. “Now if only you could actually get them to sing for you.”

“Dude, we are not scheduled to play here,” the black haired lead singer said, calmly. His name was Ash, and like most lead singers he was the most popular band member. “You’re gonna have to speak with our agent.”

“Forget that!” Guss, the handsome blonde drummer cut in. “I don’t care if he does speak to our agent, we ain’t playin’ squat for this freak!”

“Damn right!” the dark skinned guitarist, named Blue, cut in. “No one enslaves Element’s fans! Our fans are like our family!”

“YEAH!!” all four yelled at once.

Shego smirked meanly at Drakken. “So now what?”

“How should I know?!” he snapped back. “Am I supposed to think of everything?!”

“Well you are the ‘evil genius’ right?” she sneered, using air quotes for the whole evil genius bit.

At this point, Kim and Cloud stepped out from thier hiding place. “How about you just let them go, genius?” Kim said.

“I’m with Kim on this one,” Cloud added.

Drakken spun around and his jaw almost hit the floor when he saw his nemesis. “Kim Possible?! How could this be?! I thought you’d retired or something! I thought I was finally rid of you!”

Kim chuckled. “Retired? I’ve only just turned seventeen, my retirement days a fair way away yet.”

“Well, I won’t allow you to stop m…” He paused when he caught sight of Cloud. “… My… Seems the buffoon has had a growth spurt.”

Kim sighed and rolled her eyes, and Cloud leaned over and whispered to Kim again. “What did he just call me?”

“He thinks you’re Ron.”

Now it was Cloud’s turn to have his jaw hit the floor. “He thinks I’m RON?!”

“Don’t take it too hard. Sidekicks really confuse him.”

“All RIGHT, the cavalry’s here!” Cley, the tanned brown haired bass guitarist cheered.

Shego looked Cloud up and down, and if possible started to go even paler than usual. “Uh… Dr D? That isn’t the buffoon.”

He spent a moment examining the General again. “Oh? Then who is he?”

Shego swallowed hard. “Shinra’s General? Cloud Strife? The guy who beat Sephiroth?”

Drakken waved his hand dismissively. “Never heard of him.”

“Where have you been for the last four years?!” she gasped at him.

“I’ve been working to take over the world! Unlike some evil assistants I might know!”

“Are they always like this?” Cloud asked.

“Most of the time, yeah. Now how about we beat these guys, rescue the band and get back to the Academy?”

Cloud nodded. “Sounds like a plan.”

Drakken looked at Shego then waved a hand towards Cloud and Kim. “Shego. Dispense with these miscreants.”

She stared at them, nervousness clear in her expression. “The princess… sure… Could probably even give the General a run for his money one on one… But there is no way I’m taking them both on at once! You don’t pay me enough for that.”

Drakken sighed, then pulled out a remote from inside his blue lab coat. “Fine Shego. So hard to find reliable help these days.” He pressed a button, and a trap door in the floor opened up nearby, then an elevator came up carrying several figures clad in purple jumpsuits and gas masks. “Synthodrones, attack!”

Cloud pulled his massive sword from his back and Kim unclipped her daggers from her belt, while the syntho drones stalked towards them.

“Um… General? I usually fight Shego, so do you mind if I take her?”

Cloud nodded. “Go ahead, Kim. Why don’t you show her all the new things you’ve learned?”

Kim smiled. “Gladly… Oh, and those Syntho Drones aren’t people, so you can feel free to cut them up all you want. You know, without worrying about the whole icky killing thing.”

One of the few people who could make Cloud crack a smile every now and again was Kim. “Thanks for the advice.”

“No big.”

Shego cracked her knuckles which burst into green flames then glared at Kim. “Okay, are you two going to keep on yacking? Or are we going to do the whole Kung Fu thing as usual?”

Kim ran forward and made a few swipes with her daggers, which Shego parried with her glowing hands. A little known fact, when her hands lit up, they were harder than tempered steel.

“If you’re in that much of a hurry to be whooped and thrown in a jail cell, Shego.”

“You’re not whooping anyone, princess!”

“Yeah, I am. And faster than usual, to boot!”

As they exchanged banter, the two were leaping all over the tops of the metal crates, exchanging blows. Bright green sparks flew whenever glowing hands met daggers. At one point Kim let off a kick into Shego’s stomach so hard that she slammed into one of the metal crates, and left a deep dent. Hauling herself out of her metal crater, she shook off the stars and snickered.

“Heh. Seems someone’s been improving.”

“Yep. Thanks to good teachers,” Kim said, before charging forward. “Too bad you haven’t improved at all!”

When they came into range of each other she let off a flurry of blade swipes, only half of which Shego managed to block. Once upon a time she would have blocked every one. And each blow that met its mark let off a small explosion of red light when it hit. Cloud meanwhile was making short work of the seven synthodrones, cutting off limbs, heads and running a few through the chest. Each one was soon bleeding green slime, and shrivelling up as their liquid insides leaked out.

After a few minutes of being majorly roughed up, Shego was sent flying, to where she tumbled head over hells onto the concrete floor in front of Drakken. Then, sprawled out on her back, she groaned miserably.

“Shego!” the mad scientist snapped. “What do you think you’re doing?!”

She climbed to her feet, and rubbed her sore head. “I’m getting my butt kicked, what does it look like?!”

“But Kim Possible has never defeated you so easily! No one has!”

“Yeah, well, she’s been practicing, okay?!”

Drakken frowned angrily. “And you haven’t?!”

“The bad guy business has been too easy for the past year! And I’ve let myself get rusty without Kimmie around to keep me sharp.” She glared at the red head, then her whole body stared to glow with green light. “We need to get out of here!”

“Agreed!” Drakken said, with a nod, as he lifted his remote again and pushed another button. A small section of the ceiling above them exploded, leaving a large hole that a flying saucer-like hover craft came descending through. “Come Shego!”

“You’re not going anywhere!” Kim snapped.

Cloud stepped up next to her and pointed his sword at them, which was dripping with green slime. “That’s right! You are both under arrest for kidnapping, and the attempted assault of a Shinra employee!”

Shego smiled as she glowed even brighter, and started to form a ball of green energy bentween her palms, which steadily started growing. “Well. Seems like the villian gig just got a whole lot more interesting! Taking you guys on should be fun!”

“Don’t try anything you may regret!” Cloud snapped. “You’re no match for either one of us, let alone both!”

“It was nice seeing you again, pumpkin!” she chuckled, as her energy ball continued to grow and she held it up over her head. “But I’m gonna have to ditch you now. I’ll see you and your new boyfriend later, okay?”

Kim blushed. “He is not my boyf-UNH!!”

Without any warning the large energy ball just exploded. Both Kim and Cloud were expecting Shego to throw it at them, but instead it exploded into flash of blinding green light. Everyone was forced to cover thier eyes from the flash-bomb, and when it finally cleared and their eyesight came back they all looked up. The hovercraft had flown back up through the hole in the roof carrying Shego and Drakken.

“KIM POSSIBLE! YOU THINK YOUR NEW SIDEKICK’S ALL THAT, BUT HE’S NOT!”

Both watched the hovercraft fly off into the distance with identical frowns.

“He thinks I’m your sidekick?”

Kim blushed again. “Well… He does get confused easily. Don’t let him get to you.”

He nodded, then looked down to his shirt, which had been splattered with a good sized amount of green slime. “What exactly is this stuff?”

“Syntho goo. Trust me, you will never get the stains out.”

“Uh huh?” He stepped up and looked into the glass dome at the band. “Are you guys all right?”

“We are now!” Cley said.

“Yeah, you two rule!” Guss agreed.

Kim walked up to a control panel, and hit a few buttons. Within moments the dome had opened up, and the four band members had come right up to Kim.

“And what name does our beautiful rescuer go by?” the lead singer, Ash, asked.

Putting her hands behind her back and smiled shyly. “Um… Kim. Kim Possible. And that’s my superior, General Cloud Strife.”

“Kim, huh?” Blue asked, not one of them seeming interested in Cloud at all. “You’ve got it goin’ on, girl! Never seen moves like that before!”

“Yeah, well you guys are great too,” she giggled, timidly. “I’m a really huge fan. And I have all your albums.”

Cloud just stood and smiled as he watched his protege recieving all this attention. He never much liked praise or being in the spotlight himself, so he was happy just to let Kim have it.

Ash gave her his famous charming smile. “You know what guys, I think I’m inspired to write a new song.”

“I know what you mean, man,” the guitarist, Blue, agreed. “She’s a special girl, this one. Was born to have music written about her.”

Now she was blushing furiously. “A song about me? Really? By you guys? But I was just doing my job.”

All four members of element were smiling widely now. “Man, I have not been this psyched about a song in years!” Guss said enthusiastically.

“I know what you mean, lets get working on it right away!” Ash agreed.

“YEAH!!” all four yelled.

“Okay gentlemen, I’ll have you escorted to your bus, and bring you straight to your quarters in the Academy,” Cloud said, before touching the transmitter in his ear. “Stoppable. Mission accomplished. I want you and your team to report to me inside.”

“Yes sir,” Ron called back over the transmitter. “And nice job. Does Kim not make an awesome partner?”

He failed to stifle his smile at that. “She does indeed. Now get in here.”

“On my way sir.”

Moments later, him and several of his fellow Third Class cadets lined up in front of the General and saluted.

“Kim, I want you and Ron to stick with Element until we have them safely at the Academy,” Cloud ordered.

She saluted. “Yes sir.”

“Um… General sir?” Ron said, nervously. “Is okay if I get some autographs, I’m a big fa…”

“Ron!” Kim snapped. “Not now!”

“Awww, but Kim!”

“I said not now!”

He pouted childishly, while Cloud just sighed and shook his head. On a certain level he really liked Ron. But professionally the kid was a total nightmare. Even after a year of training, he still had no concept of proper ettiquette. Much to Kim’s chagrin, as well as Cloud’s.

“Hey Kim, any friend of yours wants autographs, we’re cool with that,” the Ash cut in, pulling out a pen. “What would you like us to sign, my man?”

Ron tried desperately to find something in his pockets, which were unfortuneately empty. Kim meanwhile was rolling her eyes. It didn’t take him long though to pull off his cap with the Shinra Logo and hand it to him.

“Can you sign this?”

“Ron, that’s part of your uniform!” Kim admonished.

“She’s right Stoppable,” Cloud said. “As cadets you’re all supposed to keep your uniforms in pristine condition.”

“Isn’t it graduation tomorrow though?” Ron argued. “We all get new uniforms, and this cap is only going to be a souvenir anyway. I…”

“Ron! How many times do I have to tell you not to argue with the General! He’s in charge, and…”

Cloud held up his hand. “Ron has a point Kim. I guess it won’t hurt to let him have his cap signed. He won’t be wearing it again after graduation.”

Frowning, she folded her arms and went quiet. Ron got all four signatures on his cap, then put it back on. “Booyah!”

“Okay guys,” Kim whispered, a little grumpier than before. “Lets get you to the Academy.”

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“Hey guys. Hungry?” Ron poked his head through the door to Element’s private room, where they were all huddled together around a table. He held up a tray with four plates on it, and the band looked up from what they were working on.

“Hell yeah, we’re hungry,” Ash said with a grin.

“Haven’t eaten since yesterday,” Cley added. “Bring it in, my man.”

“It was Ron, right?” Blue, the guitarist asked.

“You remembered my name,” Ron said, smiling widely. “I love you guys more than ever now.”

Chuckling, all four of them grabbed a plate from Ron’s tray, then they all paused to stare at it for a few moments.

“Uh… What exactly is this thing?” Ash asked.

“Its called a naco,” Ron said. “Trust me, its good.”

“Uh huh?” Ash said, skeptically.

The drummer Guss just took a bite and slowly chewed. He was well known as the more adventurous member of the band, and was always the first to try new things. “Damn. This thing is great! I think I’ll order four more!”

Getting a laugh out of the rest of the band, they were all soon trying thier nacos too. Then Ash spoke up again. “Mmmm! Thanks Ron, these things are really good. Everyone at the Academy eat like this?”

“Nah, I have a friend who owns a restaurant and bar called Tifa’s Final Heaven. She makes the best food and drinks in town.”

Ash nodded. “Well I’m checkin’ that place out while I’m in town. You guys with me?”

“Hell yeah!” the other three said.

“So, you need anything else?” Ron asked.

Ash glanced at his fellow band members then looked back at Ron. “Yeah, actually. You’re Kim’s friend, right?”

“Oh yeah. Me and Kim have been best buds since pre-school.”

“Hooked up?” Ash asked.

“What? No, eww, no! Nothing like that. I mean she’s like my sister!”

They all nodded, then Ash continued. “Look we’ve been trying to write a song about her, as a kinda thank you for the rescue. But as it turns out, as much as she seems to rock, we know like nothing about her. We could really use someone who knows her to tell us more about her. You know, help inspire us.”

“You want Kim Possible expertise? I’m your man.” He stepped up and looked at the sheet music Ash was writing out. “Mind if I take a look?”

Ash picked up the sheets and held them close. “I don’t know man. We’re kinda protective of our music. We were thinking you could just tell us some stories about her or something.”

Ron hesitated. “Well, I guess that’s fair enough. But I’m kinda protective of my best friend.”

Ash looked at his band again, then nodded and handed Ron the sheets. Ron looked over the lyrics and hummed the tune as he read, although he was quite off key.

“Hold on a sec!” Cley cut in. “You read music?”

“Yeah, my mom made me take lessons when I was five,” he said, as he read over the rest of the sheet music. “Okay, do you guys mind if I’m honest with you?”

“Please,” Ash said.

“Well, this is a ballad. And though slow romantic music is nice for most girls, it just can’t capture Kim’s… Kimness.”

“You don’t think?” Ash asked.

“Kim is up beat. Fast paced. A song about her has to reflect that. And she has a few catch phrases and things she likes… Like her motto, ‘I can do anything.'”

Ash smiled at the other three. “She can do anything. I think we can use that.”

With out even realizing it, Ron was soon sitting down with the band and helping them write a song. And as it turned out, most of it was his work. He didn’t realize it at the time, but it was mostly his song to Kim. It practically wrote itself too, and the band were practicing throughout the night. It came together so quickly it was ready to play the next day at graduation.

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The whole assembly hall was shaking as everyone danced to Element’s newest song. Not even the always calm and collected Cloud Strife could help but tap a shoe the the music. And in the front row, Kim Possible was listening in rapt attention, oblivious to her best friend who quietly sang along and knew all the words.

“Its just you;
Doing the impossible, its you;
You’re practically unstoppable, its you;
Totally untoppable, its you, its you, its you;
You’re Kim Possible.”

Judging from all the clapping and dancing from the audience, the song was an absolute hit. And Element put a lot of passion into it; really seeming to enjoy performing it. Once they were done, they all seemed totally psyched, the applause was bringing the off the roof, and Ash started cheering over the microphone.

“WOOO!! That was awesome! You all thing that was awesome?!” He recieved a lot more cheering and applause as a reply. “You guys are the first audience we’ve played it for, but its definitely going on our next album!” He looked down at two people standing side by side in the audience and smiled at them. “Thanks Kim for being our inspiration, and thanks to you too Ron! You rock!”

Blushing at first, Kim’s expression turned to one of surprise when they mentioned Ron. She looked at him but didn’t say anything until later when they were invited back stage. Kim recieved a hug from each band member, and Ron gave them all high fives.

“Guys, that rocked big time!” Ron cheered. “You really bought it to that stage! It was way better than any of the times in practice last night!”

Kim looked at Ron for a few moments, then frowned disaprovingly. “Ron! Were you bothering the band while they were trying to practice?”

Ash was quick to jump to his defense though. “Bothering us? Didn’t he tell you? He helped us write that song!”

Now she was surprised. “Ron?! Seriously?”

Ron waved a dismissive hand. “Just offered a little Kim expertise, that’s all. These guys did all the hard work.”

Guss the drummer spoke up here. “What are you talking about, Ron? You did a lot!”

“Yeah,” Blue added. “You know, when I think about it, you pretty much wrote the whole thing… The music… the lyrics… almost all of it was yours.”

The whole band fell silent for a few moments, then Cley spoke. “Man… that’s true…”

“Yeah,” Ash added. “Guess we should have given ya’ more props while we were on stage… Sorry man… We were just having such a good time playing it…”

Ron laughed. “What are you talking about? That song would be nothing without you guys.”

Kim just stared, then looked at Ash. “Is this really true?”

“Oh yeah. That guy wrote that song from the heart, girl! Captured you to a T.”

“Word!” Blue said. “Ron here made sure everything was perfect. Made sure it was full of… what did you call it? Kimness?”

Ron hesitated and looked at Kim, who still looked shocked. Then he smiled and looked back at the band. “Yeah, but without you guys…”

“Dude!” Ash cut him off. “Quit it with the modesty! Its your song! As a matter of fact, we should probably ask you for permission to add it to our album.”

“Hey of course you ca…” He was cut off when Kim ran up to him from the side and hugged him hard.

“Thanks so much Ron,” she said. “That song it… it was wonderful, I… Thank you. I couldn’t ask for a better friend.”

Smiling, Ron hugged her back. “No big, KP. Think of it as a graduation present from me and the band.”

Her arms tightened around him, and she giggled. “Best… present… ever!”

“Uh… Kim?”

“Yeah?”

“Can’t breathe!”

Gasping, she released him from the hug and looked at him apologetically. “Sorry Ron. Its all the Academy training. I don’t know my own strength anymore.”

“No big, Kim. Crushed rib bones will heal.”

She giggled at the joke, then took his arm. “Let’s go and graduate, cadet Stoppable.”

“Right with you cadet Possible.”

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The graduation ceremony involved Cloud standing up on stage and calling out the names of each cadet, and the rank they had achieved in the new army. The cadet would come up to stage collect a certificate, then leave. The lowest ranks were called out first, then the higher ranks last. So naturally Ron was one of the first to be called onto stage.

“Ronald Dean Stoppable,” Cloud called out from the roster he was holding. “Private.”

About a hundred and seventy five names later, he came to the highest ranks. He had just inducted fifteen cadets into SOLDIER, Shinra’s Special Forces. Though all of them were either Third or Second Class.

“Only three cadets achieved the level of excellence this year, required for the highest rank of SOLDIER First Class,” Cloud announced. “Not an easy task for any cadet in their first year. You three will be given not only the most authority among your fellow troops, but also the most responsibity. Your rank affords you a great amount of power, so… well… Just don’t let it go to your head, okay?”

This got a few chuckles from the audience, before Cloud continued. “Joshua Wendell Mankey. SOLDIER First Class.”

Josh stepped up, and recieved some applause from some of his fellow graduates. Unlike the other cadets before him though he recieved his uniform and equipment from Cloud, as well as a certificate. It was all black, the sleeveless jumpsuit, thick leather gloves, boots and specially reinforced shining black body armour.

“Yori Kisaragi. SOLDIER First Class.”

When she stepped up, Ron cheered extra loud. “Wooo! You go girl, First Class! Yeeeaaahhh!”

Yori looked into the audience then smiled and waved at her friend. Then she took her uniform from Cloud, and stepped back down off the stage.

“And last, but certainly not least. Kimberly Anne Possible. SOLDIER First Class.”

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To be Continued…

This lazy author must apologize for making you wait so long. This chapter just didn’t seem to want to be written for some reason. Stupid chapter! Anyway, the next one should be much better, and come out much sooner. Please remember to drop me a review, good or bad. I love a little praise now and again, but its the constructive criticism that helps me grow as an author. I’ll try and have the next chap done by next week.

-Jawelik