Kim Possible Porn Story: My Evil Beloved Built For Two Chapter 1
My Evil Beloved
The Shego & Drakken Show
Episode 9, Season 1: Built For Two
Shego pulled out the shrink-ray and aimed it at another pallet of metal. A great beam of purple light shot out and enveloped the stack, making it seemingly disappear. Hey! What are you doing!? a man yelled from the warehouse behind her. Shego rolled her eyes and put one of her hands in the air. Get loooost! she said in an agitated tone. Her hand lit up in blaze of green and the worker quickly turned around and ran. ImIm calling the cops! he yelled back. You do that Shego said to herself. She walked over to the now-tiny pallet and put it in a bag. With a frown, she thought, This was just too easyoh wellmaybe Dementor will be more of a challenge!
The hover car flew up the side of a steep slope and landed on a ledge near the top. Gah! Why do super villains always have to have an alpine lair!? she said to herself. And why do they always have to make it so obvious! she said looking at a large sign that read Professor Dementors Secret Headquarters. She walked up to the door and shot the shrink-ray at it, causing it to disappear. HmmIm really becoming addicted to this thing! she thought. Quietly, she snuck around through the lair and made her way to his lab. To her surprise, there was no one there. Shego walked over to a pillar in the middle of the room and slid open a door on the side. She pulled out a piece of paper and read aloud, Okgreen wire, then black wire, and THEN red wire Taking her clawed gloves, she cut the wires accordingly and shrank the large battery-core she had disconnected. Hmph! Easy! she said tossing it in the bag. Having fun Fraulein Shego? Dementor said from the doorway. She turned around with a jerk and saw him wave his hand at her. Two henchmen with tasers walked in and approached her. You should have KNOWN stealing from me wouldnt be so easy! he said with a smile. Ha! Pleaaase! she said jumping into the air. Doing a front flip, Shego took her hands and shot a burst of plasma at each of the henchmen, knocking them down. When she landed, Dementor pulled out a ray gun, but she grabbed his hand and flung him over her head. Curse you Miss Go! Zis plundering has to STOOOOP! he yelled with clenched fists as she left.
Meanwhile in the Pacific, Drakken was standing on the rocky shore of a small island. He had a hardhat, boots, jeans, and a black work shirt with the sleeves rolled up. In front of him, a large boat with a hose attached to it was pumping water out of a large bubble on the bottom of the ocean. Mmm….errrrrrrgggh! he said nervously as he looked at the blueprints in his hands. Whats the matter boss? a henchman asked. I paid those lazy buffoons on the boat over there forty-eight bucks an hour to get the water pumped out by sundown! And so far all Ive noticed them do is take a two-hour lunch break! Drakken replied. Woahforty-eight bucks an hour!? But we only get the henchman began to say. Grrrraah! You dont think I can actually AFFORD to pay that do you!? Drakken said. For a moment the henchman stood there with a confused look on his face. Drakken slapped himself and said, The checks I wrote are no good Shocked, the henchman replied, Thats low boss No! Its EVIL! Drakken said with a smile. His face fell into a frown again as he looked back at the boat.
There was the sound of a jet engine growing louder as Shego approached the island. Ah Shego! Howd the stealing go!? Drakken said excitedly. She was about to say something sarcastic, but instead replied, Pretty easy! Cept for the fact that the stuff you wanted was all about a hundred miles apart! Drakken looked smugly to the side for a second and said, Well goodummDementor didnt give you any trouble did he? Shego jumped out of the hover car and walked over to him. Nahdont worryI got it covered she said handing him the bag, patting his shoulder, and giving him a seductive smile. Drakken gulped and said, G-g-goodOooo! Look what weve got here! Drakken poked his head into the bag and looked around. Excellent work Shego! As always! he said. Yea yeahows the thing coming? she asked. Drakken stepped aside and motioned towards the ship and the bubble. Pretty good Id say! We should be ready to set the pieces together by morning he said. Wait Doctor Dwere not gonnaLIVE in that bubble are we? she said concerned. Heavens no Shego! Not after last timeIll never go underwater again! he replied. Shego looked at him with a raised eyebrow. Wellokmaybe just to get the prisonersbut I won stay long! he said. Whatever, Shego said, So wheres our LAIR then? Drakken pointed over at the side of a cliff just a few feet away. You guys and mountains she said shaking her head.
They walked down a path and over to a metal door cut into the side of the mountain. Shego looked to the right and saw a big sign that read, The Drakken Lair. What the hell is wrong with you she said with a flat tone. Dont ya think putting up stuff like that is kind of obvious!? she yelled. Drakken looked confused for a second, then said, Well come on Shego! Its a habit! Im just giving myself creditIts MY lairI built it! Shego slapped her face and replied, Wellas your Practical AdvisorI say its gotta go! With that, she lit up her hand and destroyed the sign in a burst of plasma. MmmmmeeerrFine! Drakken said pouting. She looked at him and noticed that he wasnt doing anything. Well! she finally said. Use the card Shego! Drakken said with a grin. Gah! Really!? she said. Of course! Thats why I gave it to youor did you lose it! he shot back. Shegos face fell from annoyed to puppy-eyed. Never she said innocently. Drakken smiled sweetly as she pulled it out and put it in the door. A red light lit up above and it automatically slid open.
There was a long hallway ending in a sort of mess hall that had benches for the henchmen. This looksfamiliar, Shego said. Ah but thats where your wrong Shego! Drakken said. What did you do! she demanded. Take a look around, find thingsI think youll be happy with the upgrades I built! he said. She slipped her card in, and they entered a door labeled Master Chambers. Ill see you in a little bit! Drakken said happily as he turned and walked away.
Whats he up to? Shego thought as she walked down hall. She rounded a corner and came across a sign that read Shego. WHAT!? she yelled entering the first room. A woman was standing behind a glass counter filled with fudge. Hello Miss! What can I do for ya? she said. UmmIdunno, Shego replied. Weve got triple-chocolate cake, fudge brownies, sundaes the woman began. MmmmI dunnoIm trying to watch myare those chocolate-covered strawberries! Shego said with delight. That they be Miss! The freshest! the woman replied. WellI guess I could have a few! Shego said walking over to the counter.
What do you MEAN they quit!? Drakken yelled furiously at one of his henchmen. When the guys on the boat were leavingthey offered us a joband you know George and Davethey never really liked the whole evil thing anyway the henchman said. Do they think charging people FORTY-EIGHT bucks an hour is any LESS EVIL!? Drakken shot back. After a few moments of rubbing his head, Drakken uttered, Well at least the rest of you didnt leave The henchman kicked a rock into the water and said, Some of us wanted to bossbut most of us get seasick Drakken looked up with a scowl on his face. Oh come on! I gave you guys a mess hall AND a GAME ROOM! he yelled. Yeabut we broke the TV! And the bean bag chair the henchman said. Gah! ALREADY! We havent evenMmmmmeerrrwhy do I bother! Drakken said folding his arms. The henchman walked up and put a hand on his shoulder. Its ok bossmost of the guys forgot about it anywaywere all just happy to get free soda he said. Drakken rolled his eyes and then exploded in a fit of rage. DONT TOUCH ME! he screamed waving his fists. Now go andplayssss-something! he ordered. As the henchman ran away, Drakken put his hands in his pockets and kicked some sand. They sure make it look easy in the movies… he said to himself.
Shego was reclining in a chair while a woman massaged her feet and another washed her hair. Smoothie Miss? a butler asked bringing up a pink-colored glass on a tray. Ooo! Dont mind if I do! Shego replied grabbing it. Ah! Now THIS is a lair! Shego thought. After having her fill of strawberries, she had stumbled upon the spa room she was in. Her nails were freshly painted, her hair was being washed, and shed gotten a massage. She soon forgot all about the work shed done that day. Haits about time Doctor D gave me the treatment I deserve! shed said when she found the place. He sure must care a lot about you to set this all upwere not cheap! a worker had said. Even though she figured he probably wasnt going to pay them in the endit was the thought that counted. I wonder where he is… Shego thought.
Drakken was standing in a big room with a window facing out to sea. The sun was setting and the sight was beautiful. In the middle of the room was a large pink hot tub in the shape of a heart. Its a stretch Drakken thought, But itll be worth it He was looking out and admiring the view with a bottle of champagne in his hands. Suddenly, the door behind him slid open. There you areoh my! Shego said in shock at the sight. Drakken turned around to face her. OhHi dear! Find everything pleasing? he asked politely. Shego was staring at the hot tub and out the window. Y-yeayou sure didnt hold back this time did you she said. Drakken scratched the back of his neck nervously. WellI meanIIve never actually built a lair having someone ELSE in mindIwanted to make it special for you thats all he said. Wellthanks, she said smiling at him innocently. Drakken almost couldnt believe his ears, hearing one of the most sincere remarks from Shego in his entire life. I meanit was definitely unexpected she began. Ohhhh! I hope I didnt go overboard! Drakken said. No no! I loved it! I justdidnt get YOU anything! she said laughing. Drakken smiled and looked at her, then at the hot tub. Shego quickly got the message. What!? You expect ME to get in there with YOU!? she said sarcastically. Drakken smiled sheepishly at her. Is that champagne!? Shego asked excitedly. Huh!? Ohyes! Drakken replied. Doctor D! Youve got yourself a date! she said.
Shego looked at Drakken with big eyes as he poured her glass of champagne. To Operation Sinkhole! Drakken said holding up his glass. To ummevil! Shego said raising hers to his. They both drank it down and leaned back against the wall of the hot tub. Nice night Shego said looking out the window. Yeafull moon Drakken replied. He looked out of the corner of his eye and saw Shego smiling at him wickedly. Thanks for the upgrades she said sliding into him. Drakken wrapped his arm around her. Was nothing he said. I think it was something she said kissing him. Life is good! Drakken thought as he kissed Shego back. She sighed and rested her hands on his chest, looking out the window. Sowhats next? she asked. Welltomorrow I get started building the whirlpool machinethatll be funwell also need to get everything hooked up and ready for the hostages he said. Sounds gooddont worryIll help she replied. Drakken smiled and looked into her eyes. I could get lost in those things forever! he thought. Shego blushed and actually batted her lashes a few timesso un-like her! Why couldnt you do stuff like this for me BEFORE we were dating? she asked regaining her composure and looking out the window. Ha! You would have blown my head off! Drakken replied. Yeatrue she said. I didnt know wed he began to say. I didnt either! she said swallowing. But Im glad now she finished leaning her head on his chest. Drakken yawned and wrapped her up in a hug. You knowthats one room I havent seenwhadda ya say we go christen the new bed!? she said excitedly. Drakken smiled evilly. Lets go! he said.
Gotta make sure that bed works lol… (Operation Sinkhole is underway…can the evil-couple pull it off?!?!)
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