Kim Possible Porn Story: Team UnStoppable Chapter 5

Chapter Five: Desperate Alliance

Clad in his familiar mission attire of a black shirt and gray pants, Ron Stoppable paced nervously in his front yard. The ride was supposed to be there in fifteen minutes. What was taking everybody so long? Lost in thought, he almost didnt notice the vehicle pull up and park in front of his house. Rufus peeked up out of Rons pocket as Monique hopped out.

Ron Stoppable, began Kims (other) best friend, do you have ANY idea what time it is?

Ive got a general idea, Ron replied. Dont care right now, though. Behind him, the back doors of Moniques car opened in unison as Jim and Tim Possible got out; all three of the new arrivals were also wearing black shirts in solidarity with Rons usual mission outfit.

Team Stoppable… said Tim, running up to meet Ron.

…reporting for duty! finished Jim, giving Ron a stereo high-five. Monique rolled her eyes at the name suggestion.

Team Stoppable? I like it! exclaimed Ron. Behind the group, Wade pulled up on his bicycle, having heard the entire exchange. Seeing him, Monique shuddered, perhaps remembering the whole love ray incident.

Seriously, guys…and Monique…even though this mission was Rons idea, dont you think Team Stoppable sends the wrong message? asked the young genius.

The wrong message? Ron inquired.

You know, Wade replied, stoppable? As in can be stopped?

Whats the diff? Monique responded. Theyll think they can stop us no matter what we call ourselves. Ron and the twins quickly nodded in agreement.

Shes got a point, added Jim. Seeing he was outnumbered, Wade sighed.

Very well then, he began. Anyways, Ron, while I was waiting for you to call me back-

While (I/he) was out recruiting, retorted Ron and Monique in unison.

While you two were at Bueno Nacho, I was busy cooking up a few things thatll help you out. Wade opened his bag and pulled out a tan version of the original Kimmunicator.

Our old Kimmunicator, Ron confirmed.

Oh, but this is a new model, corrected Wade. In addition to the standard features, the Seven Series also utilizes automatic frequency switching-

Auto frequency switching? So that way, Kim cant track it? asked Tim.

Thats what Im hoping, Wade responded. I still remember you doing that when you were evil, Ron. I also built in a tube of Kims laser lipstick- Monique started snickering in the background. -and made it tan to camouflage it better when its clipped on your belt. Ron smiled as he clipped the device onto the aforementioned belt.

Excuse me, Monique interrupted, barely able to contain herself at this point, did you say laser…LIPSTICK?

Well, actually, its a tiny laser scalpel to cut through things. When I designed Kims gadgets originally, I modeled them after things shed actually have in her backpack, so it became a lipstick tube. Obviously, that wouldnt work because Ron wouldnt be carrying any lipstick…THIS time… Wade grinned at Ron as Monique nodded in understanding.

Sorry, Ron, Wade continued, couldnt pass that one up. Anyways, I dont know if youll need it, but I also brought your grappling hook and this door decoder. You put it on a locked door, and Ill be able to go in and get it open for you. He handed the devices to Ron, who put the grappling hook in his pocket and stashed the decoder in his backpack. Monique caught a glimpse of what else Ron had in his backpack.

Nice snackage, she commented.

Me? Have snackage in my backpack? Noooooooooo, quipped Ron, as if having a couple chimeritos stashed away surprised anybody else in the group.

Anyways, said Wade, that should be everything you need. Your ride ought to be here in a few minutes. Im going to head back to Mission Control. Ron, Rufus-

The mole rat popped out of his pocket. Me?

Yes, you, Rufus Monique, Jim, Tim, good luck.

Thanks for saving me back there, Shego, said Kimberly.

No prob, Kimberly, the older villain replied. I know from experience, when Hego starts throwing stuff, its time to get out of there.

But…wont they just come back later? her younger counterpart inquired.

Eventually, said Shego. But when they do-

Were not going to run away, Kimberly interrupted. Next time, we finish Team Go because Im going to have a little surprise for them. Im going to have… Having figured out where Kimberlys logic was taking here, Shego joined in: …the battle suit! The villains broke out in a fit of maniacal giggling at the mere suggestion. Kimberly began to head for the science lab.

Doy, Shego commented. Kimberly, Kimberly, Kimberly…youre worse than Dr. Drakken! Do you have any idea what time it is?

Yeah…but Ive got to finish the Vaporizer Ray, said Kimberly. Besides, weve already been attacked twice today; if it happens again, I want to be ready.

Whos left that HASNT attacked us already? asked Shego.

Kimberly pulled a list out of her backpack and studied it closely. Of the people who are likely to care, Ive got Global Justice, my former teammates, and Drakken.

Suit yourself then, said Shego. Say, you never did get to mention what you were going to do with that doom ray youre building.

When I get it finished, Im gonna borrow the Kepler 3 rocket my dads working on at the Middleton Space Center and put it on there. With our Super Vaporizer Ray safely in orbit, nothing will be able to take it down! Well be unstoppable! Kimberly grinned. Once we eliminate a few key enemies, the world will be ours for the taking! Kimberly began giggling again, satisfied with her plan.

At least YOU dont overdo the laughing like…everyone else I know, interjected Shego.

Anyways, heres the sitch: you better get some sleep. Ill keep an eye on the monitors and let you know if anything comes up.

What about getting the battle suit? asked Shego.

That can wait until tomorrow, replied Kimberly. Ive gotta get this done first.

Shego turned for the living quarters. Later, Kimberly.

Thanks for coming with me, guys, Drakken began as he sat down on a rock.

Look, its my pleasure. I dont care how evil she is, I aint workin for no Kim Possible, responded one of his henchmen.

Me either, bub, echoed his counterpart. Whats the plan?

We are in no position to be worrying about plans, Drakken responded. Eventually, Kim Possible and Shego will come looking for me for us so even though we are fellow villains, WE must stop them! But since Kim and Shego have all of my toys, we arent going to be able to defeat them. So well use the Reverse Polarizer they still have…I hope…and split them up by turning Kim good again! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Its amazing for a villain, your good plans are SO much better than your evil ones… quipped the first henchman.

Gah, now my HENCHMEN are getting lippy too? When will it stop? groaned Drakken. Anyhoo, I know JUST the person whod do anything to have his dear KP back… With a glimmer in his eye, Drakken whipped out his cell phone.

Aint he just gon open a bag of monkey kung fu on ya for turning Kim evil in the first place? asked the first henchman.

Maybe, answered Drakken, but its our best shot. I only need him to see that it is in his best interest to work with us. ALL THAT SAID, I cant believe Im about to do this.

Drakken dialed and waited impatiently as the phone rang. After a couple rings, Wade picked it up.

Dr. Drakken? he answered. Youll NEVER get away with this!

I have nothing to get away with, said Drakken. Im calling because your team handles – as you like to call them – sitches, and I no, WE have a sitch.

Noticing that Drakken lacked his usual swagger, Wade was willing to listen. Go.

Earlier tonight, Kim Possible and Shego double-crossed me and chased me out of my lair. We both know what they are each capable of separately; the mere thought of those two together in villainy makes me shudder.

And you didnt think of that before you turned Kim evil…why?

Never mind, Drakken interjected, the deed has been done. With Kim Possible and Shego working together, the entire world is in danger. Id like to help do something about it, but I dont even know where I am right now!

I can fix that. Let me get a trace on your cell phone signal, responded Wade. As for the helping part, Rons leading a mission to your l-er, former lair right now. Would you like me to put him on?

Sure, replied Drakken.

After what seemed like an eternity, Ron Stoppables voice filled his ears. Let me get this straight. You take the one person who means more to me than anyone else, turn her against me, and now, you expect me to believe that YOU WANT TO HELP US???

Before Drakken could get a word in edgewise, he heard a female voice on the other end: Whoa, whoa, whoa, chill out, Ron!

You dont understand what he did to me! Ron snapped. He stormed off in a fit of rage as Monique grabbed the Kimmunicator from him.

Sorry. Rons gotta go blow off some steam, but Ill have him call you right back, Monique offered, flipping a switch on the beeper so Ron could still listen in.

And he should be angry at me right now. Please tell him that Im not asking him to like me, and Im certainly not asking him to forgive me; I just need him to hear me out, responded Drakken.

Im listening, said Kims boyfriend.

You see, Ron, began Drakken, Kim Possible decided that even as a villain, she still didnt have to listen to me. She HAD to run the show a show that, apparently, Im not part of. So now, I lost my stuff, I lost my henchmen well, most of them I lost my lair, but worst of all, I lost Shego. The one person who had been at my side since I started doing this through thick and thin, through failed plan after failed plan, through more trips to the slammer than EVEN I can count Shego, MY Shego, has always been there. And now…shes gone.

Whats your point? replied Ron.

I understand exactly what I did to you, continued the mad scientist. In fact, the words Im losing everything I ever cared about come to mind here. BECAUSE I AM! And THAT is why Im calling you. The only way Im going to get Shego back, and the only way youre going to get Kim Possible back, is to hit Kim again with the Reverse Polarizer they still have. …But my three alone will not cut it against Kim, Shego and their four henchmen. Neither will your two-

Four, interjected Jim and Tim in unison.

Rufus climbed out of Rons pocket and loudly cleared his throat. Five, said the entire Stoppable group.

Whatever, Drakken retorted. I wish there were some other way, but our best chance our only chance is to work together. Mister…um…GAH-

Its pronounced Stoppable, said Ron disgustedly.

-Stoppable, can we join you? Drakken asked. Aboard the Team Stoppable aircraft, Ron looked at his friends in turn as each nodded their approval. Satisfied, Ron picked up the Kimmunicator again.

Yes.