Kim Possible Porn Story: Just a Normal Mission Right Chapter 7
Tiger: Sorry for not updating for a long time!! Ive had crazy school work with my End of Course tests coming up and my first anime convention looming, so Ive been busy. Ill try to update more regularly now!! Sorry again, please dont hate me!! (There will be explanations of Moniques acronyms at the end of this chapter.) By the way, listen to the song Lilium from Elven Lied during this chapter (the long version) especially during the Kim and Shego interactionit really adds to the scene.
Disclaimer: Dont own Kim Possible or the movie Imagine Me and You or Buncha Crunch (I spoof on the last two thoughsomewhat.)
Shego was currently sitting in a foldable chair in Drakkens lair reading a magazine, glancing up every so often at the trio that was a few feet from her. Drakken, Hench, and Dementor were sitting around a table and were debating something. Shego just rolled her eyes, knowing that whatever it was was stupid and probably would end in an explosion. She started reading an article about keeping your villainous demeanor even under the most trying circumstances.
This might have been useful if I had read this a while ago. Shego thought as she read about how if you see someone who you are attracted to, you should do several things, although the things she deemed stupid in her brain.
Shego! A pale blue man yelled at her. With a growl she set her magazine aside and looked up at the trio.
We need you to steal some plans. Drakken told her, as the three approached her. Shego looked at her employer like he was an idiot.
Did they really spend all this time discussing how they were going to steal some plans? Shego asked herself.
We have discussed several ways to get the plans back. And as a group, we decided on having you steal them, though an army of super robots would have worked. Drakken announced, saying the last part under his breath, but everyone still heard him.
Weve mapped out what we think is the safest route Drakken started, only to be cut off by Shego waving her hand.
I can handle that part on my own. Just tell me what the hell I need to steal and Ill do the rest. Shego said, annoyed that they thought that she could not map out her own route.
Drakken growled, about to protest, when Jack Hench piped in.
Thats understandable. Will a week be enough time for you to get ready? He asked. Shego thought this over for a second before nodding.
Now for what you have to steal Jack Hench said and started explaining to Shego what she had to steal. Shego listened quietly, amazingly, and went to her room to get to preparing after her payment for the job was set up.
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Kim was sitting in class, copying down notes of the satirical properties of the works of Shakespeare and Molire. With a sigh, she added more detail to a little doodle in the corner of her paper. It was a doodle of a heart with the letters S and K. Ron tossed a note over and Kim quickly scribbled out the heart, as if he had a spy camera on the paper or something like that. She held in her reaction when she opened up the note, for scribbled on the note was a hand turkey. In the main body of the turkey, Ron had written K and R, and then poorly drew a forest as a background. Kim sighed and turned to Ron with a small smile.
He certainly knows how to make a girl feel special. She sarcastically thought, side-noting in her mind that though it was odd, it was the thought that countedsort of. Kim pocketed the note, knowing if the teacher saw it, she would be embarrassed to no end. After copying down a few more notes, the bell rang for class to end and Kim quickly headed to her locker to change her books.
So, K.P., howd you like my love note? Ron asked her as he came over to walk his girlfriend to her next class.
It wasinteresting. Kim replied.
Not exactly a lie, but then again, not the whole truth. She mentally added. Ron smiled like the cat that got the canary and Kim could practically see his ego rising.
Hey, girl! Came the familiar cry coming down the hallway.
So have you Monique started, only just realizing that Ron was there.
So have you, what, Kim? Ron asked, confused.
So have youhave youdecided if you wanted to come with me to see that movie, A Daydream for Us? Monique finished. Ron looked at her and Kim with a confused look on his face.
You mean that new lesbian film theyre showing? He asked. Monique and Kim froze and stared at him as if he had just sprouted five arms and an elephant snout.
What? Ive heard about it in movie reviews. Its supposed to be pretty good. Ron added. Monique turned to Kim who nodded.
Yeahthat movie. Well, Kim, Ill catch you later. Call me with your answer! Monique said, quickly getting out of the awkward zone.
If you guys plan on going to that movie, do you think I can come with? Ron asked, a large smile plastered on his face.
Um. Sure you can come. Ill just have to call Monique. Were going this Saturday. Kim replied. Ron gave a loud Booyah!, and started spouting out how he couldnt wait and how he had been wanting to see that movie for a long time. Kim just dreaded Saturday. A lesbian movie certainly wasnt something that she needed to see at the moment.
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Shego growled as she walked around the lair. The three stooges, aka Drakken, Dementor, and Hench, were doing more planning and she wasnt allowed to listen in on their plans. She went to her room and sat down on the bed and picked up one of her magazines. It was this months issue of Villainess Monthly. She flipped open to the movie review page. Why this was in a Villain magazine Shego couldnt figure, but she looked over new movies and one caught her eye. It was called A Daydream for Us. The reviews said it was pretty good and that it was a must see movie of the month. Shego growled and through the magazine back onto the floor and went over to her laptop. She quickly ran a search of where the movie was playing and saw that the nearest one was in Middleton. Shego gave a silent curse, but still made plans on seeing it on Saturday.
Its not like Princess is actually going to be there too. Shego said to no one in particular. She quickly went to find the three stooges to tell them that if she made any plans that involved her on doing something on Saturday then they were plain out of luck because she already had plans. This was fine with them as they hadnt made any real plans until her heist that would take place on the next Wednesday.
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The week went by without incident. Kim saved a couple of small villages in Brazil from a swarm of mutated locusts, but other than that nothing really big happened. Kim was waiting for a mission to come up on Saturday, even going as far as threatening bodily harm to Wade if a mission came up and he didnt tell her about it.
Im so excited! Arent you two? Ron asked them as they walked to the movie theatre. Kim and Monique just nodded half-heartedly.
Do you think there is any way that we can G.O.O.T.M? Monique asked.
Unfortunately, no there isnt. Kim replied, face-palming. Ron was practically dancing around in happiness and the two girls were trying to make like they didnt know him. Things couldnt have gotten worse, that is until Monique spotted a certain someone.
Um, Kimisnt that the G.G.B? Monique asked. Kim looked questioningly at her friend then turned to where Monique was discreetly pointing. If she was capable of doing so, Kim would have barfed up her heart right then for it was beating extremely hard. Kims silence was the only confirmation that Monique needed from her friend.
Ill distract Ron so you can go kick ass. Monique said.
How are you going to do that? Kim asked her friend.
I havean idea. She told her. Come with me for a second, though. She added, dragging Kim over to Ron.
Hey, Ron, Kim found out that it is her time of the month and she doesnt have the objects she needs. Monique told him. Kim just stood with her eyes widened in surprise at what her friend had just told her boyfriend.
Dont you guys have any quarters? He asked, keeping his voice down. He remembered the last time he started a scene when Kim had started her period on one of their dates. Lets just say she used one of the kicks that would usually have been reserved for Shego.
Kim cant use those. She needs ones like she has at home. Doctors orders Monique told him, making up that whole Doctors orders deal.
Ewwwww, wrongsick. I didnt need to know she was seeing a doctor for that sort of thing! Ron whispered. So Kims going to head home real fast? He asked. The two girls nodded her head. As Kim walked away, she kept her eyes on Shego, making sure the woman didnt go out of her sight. Using her stealth skills, Kim snuck up behind the pale-green woman, not letting Ron or Monique see her. She looked like she had just come out of the movie theatre, as she had an almost empty bag of popcorn, a drink, and a box of Bunchies are Crunchies. Shego threw away all items and started to walk away. Kim followed her for a bit and she ducked into an alley way, which she knew that following it would put her in one that was in Shegos path. Kim waited and watched as the pale woman walked by, and then she attacked.
Kim lunged at her and used her advantage of surprise to throw the older woman into the alley.
The fuck?! She shouted. All right, asshole! You picked the wrong bitch to rob! Shego growled.
Really? Id thought you were the right bitch. Kim replied. Shego let out a small growl as she saw who had attacked her.
What the hell do you want, Princess? Shego asked. Kim looked at the older woman and took a deep breath.
Remember. Shes only lying to you and her. Kim reassured herself.
I want you to tell the truth. Kim growled to her.
I already told you, Kimmie. Sexual Frustration. Shego stated.
Bull shit! Kim practically shouted. Shegos eyes widened at Kims sudden outburst and use of a curse word.
I know that that isnt truesure it took some slapping from Monique, but she helped me realize that you could go out to any bar anywhere and get with any guy or girl you choose. Now tell me the truth or Ill beat it out of you. Kim replied getting into a fighting stance.
Between a rock and a hard place. Shego thought to herself.
Now would be the best time to tell the truth. Shes right there. Tell her and you could
I could what? Live happily ever after? Hell no. Thats why this wont work out. Im a criminal and Kims a hero!
You were a hero once too
Oncebut no longer.
KimI cant do this. Shego said out loud.
What cant you do, Shego? Kim asked the green skinned female.
This! She said, waving her hand in front of her, indicating Kim.
I meanIm a bad-guy. Wanted in more than ten countries and youre a stupid hero who saves the day and makes sure people like me stay behind bars. How do you think any sort of relationship between us work out? Do you think we would have a happily ever after? Do you for one second believe that we can just admit our feelings for one another and then the world will turn a blind eye to my past deeds? Do you think the world will approve of you dating me, a villain? Shego practically shouted at the teen hero. Kim stared wide-eyed at the green-skinned woman for a second, trying to speak but couldnt find the right words.
You actually do like me? Kim finally asked, centering in on when Shego had said admit our feelings for one another. Shego looked at the girl with a duh look on her face.
Yes, Pumpkin. I like youa lotprobably enough to call it something elsebutits as I said before. Words cant help us. No matter what you say. No matter what you do. At the end of the day Id still be a villain and youd still be a hero. No matter how much we love each other, it couldnt work out. Shego told her. Kim swallowed hard, her eyes starting to produce tears.
But why? Love is love no matter what. Couldnt youI dont know, give up being a bad-guy and I could somehow get you amnesty from Global Justice? The teen-hero asked.
Kimyoure asking a lot from me. Asking me to do that, its like me asking you to become a thief. Itd be like erasing a part of who I am. Shego replied, shaking her head.
But why? If you became a good-guy you could stay out of jail permanently and become a working citizen and you could be with me! Being a bad-guy is just stupid! I dont understand why you love it so much! Kim shouted at her, the tears starting to flow over. Shego looked at the younger girl and walked to where she was standing. She placed one of her hands on Kims face, wiping away some of the tears that were coming down her face.
Kimmie. Its not the heists or anything like that. The reason I love being bad, its the freedom. Shego whispered, staring into Kims eyes.
Freedom?
Yesfreedom. I dont have to follow any rules and I barely have to listen to Drakken if he does give me any orders. I can go where I want, when I want. No one to tell me no or anybody that could judge me. I can just be me. You saw how the other teachers looked at me when I was Miss. Go. Sure they all thought I was an amazing teacherbutnone of them liked me for me. Steve was the only one who did and I think thats why I decided to date him.
Shegoplease. I dont carejust some how I can find a wayII love you. Kim cried, even more tears flowing out of her eyes. Shego just hushed her and held her as she cried on the older womans shoulder. They stood like this until Kims tears had stopped, then Shego stepped away, a sad look in her eyes. Without a word, she turned away and started walking away from Kim.
Shego! Kim quickly said, making the older woman stop.
Kimpleasejust leave me alone. The sooner I stop talking to you, the sooner I get over this. Shego replied, before running away. Kim slid down so that she was sitting on her knees in the alleyway.
I thought heroes were supposed to have happy endings. Kim whispered to herself.
Tiger: Monique says : G.O.O.T.M, she means Get Out Of The Movie. G.G.B, she means Glowing Green Bitch. So again I apologize for not updating in forever and a daybut schools been a bitch, but no longer! June 5th was my last day of school!! I’ve been busy with last minute stuff (like summer reading…my parents are wierd), but more updates, I promise!!