Kim Possible Porn Story: Goodbye Camp Wannaweep Chapter 6

Disclaimer: I do not own Kim Possible or any other properties mentioned in this story.

What you should know: This story is set shortly after the first KP movie (A Stich in Time) but it has references to episodes of later seasons so spoilers may appear. Also I want to apologize if any sensibilities are hurt by this story.

Goodbye Camp Wannaweep!

Sixth Goodbye: Goodbye Girls

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CRASH

A state-of-the-art ultrasonic drill opened a hole on the roof of the guarded room.

Ha!, No Top Secret underground science facility can hide from Professor Dement-Uff!

The mad man monologue was interrupted due to a kick to the gut courtesy of an angry, scantly dressed and red haired teen heroine.

Kim Possible! But how-Ouch!

The question was interrupted by the clenched fist of said angry, young cheerleader.

Hey! Leave our boss alone! Said Dementors henchmen and getting ready to fight but

Hey that hurts!

Ow, my face!

Oh my spleen! Why is it always the spleen?

They found themselves being beaten to a pulp by the angry, green eyed girl.

We surrender!

Stop the pummeling!

Get her off me!

Was it mentioned that she was angry? Because she was.

And, who could blame her? After what she considered the most romantic night of her life Kim had her world fall apart when Ron Stoppable said the words that nobody that knew him more than a few minutes would even consider to be part of his vocabulary.

I love you too as a friend

Of course, nobody will say that Kim Possible was not a reasonable person. So she took his rejection in a civilized manner, agreed to remain friends even accepted his request to still be part of her world-saving team.

Somebody save us!

It didnt mean that she couldnt take her rightful female anger in another target and Dementor and his men were the unfortunate guys to be on the receiving end this particular night.

The Girl is out of control!

Somebody do something! Anything! Please!

Stop it! I will not do anything evil anymore, I swear!

Meanwhile Ron Stoppable along with a forced recruited Shego found themselves the unwilling witnesses to the anger management exercise of Kim Possible.

Ronald Said Shego after noticing how Kim twisted a henchmans spine in a way that would leave him bedridden for a long time. We need to talk.

Uhmn… Sure. Answered a slightly sickened Ron Shouldnt we stop her?

Nah, she is not causing them any permanent damage so let her have some more fun. And something tells me that she really needs it.

If you say so Finished Rom while squirming to the vision of a particular painful action of Kim towards Dementor.

No, not the face! Anywhere but the face! Ow! MOMMY!

***

So let me see if I got this right Said Shego with a slight slur after her fourth bottle of hard liquor in the last hour. Kimmie declares her unconditional, eternal and complete love to you and you say No thanks, I want to remain only friends?

Basically, yeah. Answered Ron while looking at his still untouched first drink of the night and wondering why he hadnt been carded for it yet (then again this was a bar that Shego seems to frequent so he guessed that, as long as you had the money, you could be 12 and still drink the poison of your choice)..

Are you gay?

What? No! No madam, I am straight as an arrow. My preferences reside on the female segment of the population.

Dont you like her?

Its not that I dont like her

Then WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

Its just, its just that I dont feel worthy

Wha

I mean She is KP you know. Straight A student, head cheerleader, Teen heroine, and I am

The guy that she is interested in. Said Shego while grabbing another bottle. And dont you dare to sell yourself short kiddo. I know you, and I know that youre a great guy yourself.

Thats the alcohol talking Said Ron. Besides, even if what you say is true. I am too dirty to be with KP.

Dirty? What, you got an illness or something?

No. I am just feeling dirty you know. Ive dated several girls and it just doesnt feel right to go steady with KP afterward She deserves somebody I dont know pure.

Aha, and I am really considering reforming. Seriously Ronster you are thinking too much. Kimmie wants you, blemishes and all, so why the hell you don’t go steady with her unless youre thinking of going out with more than one chick. Continued Shego with a leer.

Going out with more than one girl Said a wide eyed Ron.

Aha! I knew it! Ron Stoppable is a horny dog all right! Woof, woof, woof!

See! Thats exactly why I shouldnt be dating anybody! Said Ron while hitting the table and spilling his warmed drink. Everybody just get the worst conclusions!

So, you havent even considered it?

Its not that I havent thought about it.

Thats my Ronnie! Woof, woof, woof!

But I havent considered it as a real option! I mean, how could it work? Its a recipe for disaster!

You only need experience my boy, the rest will follow.

No. I wont do it. The whole dating thing was a bad idea. From now on Ron Stoppable will not date anybody, at all!

No matter how hot the girl?

It wont matter.

Even if is more than one girl?

E-even if is more than one girl!

At the same time?

Uh Ron swallowed hard Even if that impossibility happened, I wont change my mind.

Even if one of them was Kimmie? Offering herself with several other girls willingly?

Eh a small drop of blood flowed from Rons nose. Even if that were the case, Ill remain strong!

I dont know if youre too noble or too dumb Said Shego while finishing her bottle. I still say that a little hands-on-experience might make you change your mind. If you want you could practice with me.

How drunk are you?

Drunk enough for you to try but not enough so you feel guilty afterward.

No sorry but no.

I was just saying Said Shego while Ron let go a sigh. but in case you change your mind you know were to find me.

SHEGO!

***

Bonnie Rockwaller wanted something.

And, as usual with her, whenever she wanted something she made sure to get it.

The problem here is what she wanted

She wanted Ron Stoppable.

Now, in the past, she might have gone on and on about how she could get any guy she fancied with a minimum effort from her part.

But this wasnt the case with Stoppable.

The guy had proven to be a prize, something that she had to get, but it wouldnt be easy.

The advantage that she had of seeing him? Gone. Suddenly Ron wasnt going out with anybody, not even her. She didnt understand the change but it seemed that his unavailability had generated the wrong type of reaction that Ron expected.

The girls suddenly wanted him more.

In her case it wasnt so much about how a prize he had become. It was more a case of needing him.

Yeah, she was shocked about that too when she realized it!

It seemed that during their conversations (that happened more often as time went by) she had come to trust the guy. She even confided him her secret feelings of inferiority about her sisters! She had not confided that little secret to anyone else.

But even then she really hadnt thought much of it. She dated other boys and knew that he was dating other girls and thought that everything was going smoothly.

Until Bonnie saw Kim Possible kiss him on the Prom.

At that moment Bonnie felt a knot in her stomach, a pain in her heart and found herself crying.

The next day, when she heard that they decided not to become an item she was relieved.

However when Bonnie tried to get Ron to go out with her she discovered that Ron had decided not to date anybody for a while.

Of course she knew how this would end.

With Ron momentarily out of the dating market, Kim would take advantage of their saving the world time together to get even closer to him.

Well Bonnie would be damned if she let this happen!

First she would try to get closer to Ron by doing things for him. Things that will make him attracted to her.

And it would begin by including him in the football team.

***

Tara was disappointed.

In the time that she had been dating Ron (although he never called it like that) she thought that she was making some progress.

But after Kim kissed him on the prom all her hopes came crashing down.

Even if Ron kept saying that they were not a couple Tara knew better. With all their past, the whole best friends thing and the saving the world part Kim was the one that Ron would most likely end with.

But that didnt mean that she would take this lying down!

People thought that she was a nice girl, but the time that she had spent with Ron made her see that she would not find anybody like him, ever. And that made her dangerous.

First she would not give Kim the energy drink that Tara shared with her after practice. Instead she would only give her plain water.

And Bonnie? Well she had showed some interest in her man too so she would feel her wrath!

Next time that Bonnie asked to share her sandwiches during lunch time she would have a special one for her the one with regular mayo instead of the low fat one!

Yeah, that will show them that she could play dirty too.

***

What do you think of this model Monique? Asked Kim to her friend and primary fashion consultant about a dress in Club Banana.

Nice girl, definitely nice. So how much does it cost?… Oh no. Sorry but no.

Too expensive?

Kim for that price it better comes with a matching boy in tuxedo. But is a very nice one never the less. I think Ill add it on my for later list.

Whats with you and that for later list? Asked the red haired teen while hanging the expensive dress back. You havent bought anything here for a long time a least not while I am here.

Well, you might say that its a little secret of mine way to keep my expenses short. Answered Monique with a smile.

The secret was actually that she could find those very same dresses in Smarty Mart at a fraction of the price that she found them here. The only difference is that they didnt have the Club Banana label, but she could live without it. She however doubted that Kim could.

And she had to thank it all to a certain freckled blond. Pity that she was not seeing him in any fashion date or any GWA event.

She never thought that would miss his company so much.

Wonder what she could do in order to see him again

Come on Monique. Spill it. Friends are not supposed to keep secrets from each other

Well we could make an agreement Monique smile grew wider.

***

You are so tense Stoppable-san. The knots on your shoulder are gigantic. Said a certain Japanesse girl while giving a massage to the blond boy.

Uhm Yori. Shouldnt we, I dont know, be training?

If your mind and hearth are not fully into training then no progress can be truly achieved.

But, you only come here once a month said Ron while blushing, this girl really had magical fingers. Shouldnt we take advantage of it?

Ron-san! I didnt knew that you were interested in my like that Said Yori in mocked surprise.

With training! I meant training! Corrected Ron quickly.

Of course that it was training. Said Yori between giggles. I am just pulling your leg as you Americans say. I want to learn more about your American style humor.

Yeah right, ha ha Said Ron with a weak laugh.

Really, if it were up to Ron he would have canceled the monthly MMP training with Yori as he did with the robotic lessons with Vivian but Master Sensei insisted so much… he even offered to send Yori monthly to Middleton so Ron wouldn’t have to take the trouble of going to Japan. And he really felt that his progress in said art was lacking as with everything else.

Also he was afraid of asking for another teacher due to the awareness training. If what Yori had said was true and both had to be naked for it then Yori was a better option than a hairy man (especially if that hairy man ended up being Master Sensei).

And talking about the awareness training

Yori shouldnt you wear, like something while you are giving me this massage? Since we are not actually training

Ron-san, the awareness training is something that must be done constantly until you reach the desired level. Why, I would be doing you a dishonor if I didnt follow trough it completely. Added the female naked ninja with a smile.

If you say so

***

Dr. Porter? Asked the Doctor James Timothy Possible to her young subordinate when entering her lab.

Yes Doctor Possible? asked back a slightly glum Doctor Vivian Porter while writing something on her notepad.

Ive noticed certain changes in you lately. Continued the good Doctor while scratching the back of his neck. And frankly they worry me and the board of directors.

What kind of changes? Answered the blond girl, still taking notes.

Well

The doctor Possible wanted to mention that, for example, instead her usual lively look (mini skirts and tank tops, perfect hairdo and make up, energetic personality, etc.) now she looked like she had just got off the bed (disheveled hair, bags under the eyes, sleepy attitude, long slacks and t-shirts, etc.)

I just noticed that you dont look the way that you usually do.

But he couldnt find the words.

Are you dissatisfied with my work? Answered Vivian, never looking up from her notepad.

Its not that While it was true that her productivity had decreased lately her work was still ways ahead of most the Scientists on the space center.

Then?

Its that we were kind of worried about you. That was true. Although the board could be a pain in the backside sometimes, they were actually nice people. And they had to admit that, although distracting, the former attitude and looks of Dr. Porter was way better than the almost depressive look that she had lately.

And we were wondering if maybe there is something that we could help you with maybe a problem of some kind

Personally, Dr. Possible kind of had an idea of what could be the cause.

Dr. Porter had to began to act like this since Ronald decided to stop with the tutoring (with the excuse that he didnt had enough time anymore). And although he admitted of not knowing much about the interaction between boys and girls (his wife was the expert there), the fact is that her sudden change began when Ronald left, and that her reports always had her name and Ronalds inside a hearth drawn somewhere. Those were clues that he couldnt just ignore.

And while the idea of her and Ron having something was ridiculous (it is Ronald after all, what could he be doing with a girl? the doctor doubted that Ron would even know what to do) the possibility existed.

Dont worry Doctor Possible Answered Vivian finally looking in his eyes and giving him a smile. Everything is fine. Its just a slump that Im going trough at the time.

Ok, but if there is something that you need just let me know. Said the Rocket scientist while leaving the lab.

I will bye! Answered Vivian while watching her boss leave. Ok, where were we Ron-matic.

A Robot with the face, completion and even the voice of Ron came from a door.

You were planning how to get Ron Stoppable to be with you during his school hours or sleeping time while I take his place. Answered the advanced machine while wearing the same set of clothes that Ron used.

Right! She said while still writing on her clipboard. So now, which one of our two options would be better? I still need time to pretty up myself before he arrives you know. The doctor is right, I look terrible!

The robot was so advanced that could even sweat drop at this.

***

So, who should date Brittina? Asked Ron to his best animal friend while looking at the picture of the famous singer.

No. Was the answer that he received from the arms crossed naked mole rat.

Oh come on buddy, youve gotta help me find boys for this girls.

Why?

Because this not dating thing is not working as I expected. Or did you like the way Vivian replaced us for robotic copies in the school?

No.

Or how we got accidentally locked up with KP and Shego in that high security vault?

Locked up bad!

Or how Brittina refuses to go in a tour unless we are present?

Uhhh That worried Rufus since he was her manager as well the Oh Boyz one.

Or the way that Bonnie, Monique and Tara look at us as we were a piece of meat and they were hungry wolves?

Only you!

Ok, it was only to me but you have to admit it was scary! Seriously pal, this not dating thing is going horribly wrong.

Then Date! Said an exasperated Rodent.

I promised not to! And I have to be strong! Rufus face palmed at that. Besides if they are like this now can you imagine how they would be when I choose somebody? They would be devastated! So in order to avoid this we need to get them a boyfriend to each one. And we need to do it before Valentines Day.

Rufus failed to see the logic in that but nodded his tiny head. He just couldnt understand the human custom of going in couples. Things would be easier if Ron just decided to date all of those girls. In his opinion, Naked Mole Rats were more open minded than humans.

So going back where we were Said Ron picking Brittinas picture again. I think this Kevin Fedesomething. This Kevin is a good choice for a boyfriend.

Who?

You know the guy the dancer The one that moves like he had ants in his shorts.

Oh!… Exclaimed Rufus when he remembered the guy. No.

Why not?

Dont like

You didnt like Felix for Zita, Wade for Monique or Junior for Bonnie. You dont like anyone!

Still

Oh man This is going to take the whole night

***

Hello Kim Possible. Said the angry blue face on the Kimmunicator. Perhaps you recognize the nemesis that you left to rot in prison: Dr. Drakken, cell block D, home of the annoying cellmates.

Hey its Doctor D.! Said Shego who was standing next to Kim. How has it being going Doctor D.?

Shego! You traitor! continued Drakken. Do you have any idea of how long Ive been in prison? Since youve been working for my hated teen enemy Ive only been out of prison once. And when I was about to succeed with my brilliant brainwashing plan you came and threw me in prison again!

The time you were trying to be hip while selling shampoo? Believe me. We did the world a favor by not letting you sing on stage.

I would have been a hit! You know how great I am during karaoke night. But anyway, you and Kim Possible soon will know my wrath!

How? Said a smug Shego.

Uhm, were was I evil genius in prison rotting, yes! The rotting!

See Kimmie? Told you that he was easy making fun of.

My new doomsday device will steal all the oxygen from the earths atmosphere. And there is nothing you can do to stop me! In eh T-minus 60 minutes andGrrr, counting!

When Drakken noticed that the clock of his doomsday device was not ticking he proceeded to use his great genius to make it work.

BANG Any BANG minute BANG now BANG

He would hit it until it worked hopefully.

Am I right or not Kimmie? This guy is pure mocking gold! Why dont you try to make fun of him too?

PING

I got it!

Uh, sorry Kimmie, lost your mock window.

Maybe Prison has affected him more than we expected. Said Kim once the communication was over.

Nah, he has always been like that. Added Shego.

Both of them were standing with Ron on the side of the football field of Middleton High during a time out checking a hit on Kims website that Wade confirmed to be Drakkens.

Well said Ron while cracking his knuckles. I think that Ill have to explain the coach that his running back would be out of this game due to the world needing a savior.

Actually stud. Said Shego to Ron while putting a hand on his shoulder. I think Kimmie and I can handle this by ourselves. Its only Doctor D. after all. You go and finish the game, the team is counting in you.

Uhm Ok.

Besides continued Shego without noticing that Ron had already agreed to her request. we girls need some alone time now and then and kicking Drakkens butt would be a great way to bond and wait! Did you say OK?

Yeah, I mean, its fine if both of you go and deal with this by yourselves. I can sit this one out.

Ronald Don’t you even consider the possibility of me double crossing you with Doctor D.? I could even kidnap Kimmie in this situation if I want to Said Shego while pointing to a slightly scared Kim. Remember me? Shego? Doctor Drakkens evil side kick?.

No. I know that you wont. Said a relaxed Ron. Maybe in the past you would have but after what we have gone trough I can say that I trust you.

You trust me? said a surprised Shego.

100%.

Really? Said Shego while getting her face closer to Rons. Nobody have ever trust me like that not even my family. And they are super heroes.

Uhm Shego Said a now nervous Ron. Personal space being breached by you

Shego Said slowly Kim while crackling her knuckles.

PA PA TARA Screamed a nervous Wade as soon as he found the vision of Shego cornering Ron.

Wade! screamed Ron in relief at seeing Shego back off due to the surprise.

Hey guys. Answered Wade while opening two suitcases that he was carrying. Here are your battle suits.

FINALLY! They took you so long to complete that I wondered if we were ever going to use them. Said Kim while taking out hers. Besides I was getting kind of tired of the skimpy one Hey! This looks exactly the same as the ones we are using!

Shegos request. Said Wade while giving Shego hers. She said that they worked so well so far that it would be a pity to change the design.

You have to keep using what works Kimmie. Said Shego shamelessly. And besides, I never get tired of seeing you in that little number.

While the face of Kim was red (of anger or shame nobody could really tell, not even Kim). Ron found an opening to leave.

Well guys, I leave everything to you. Good luck!

See you Ronster! We wont disappoint you! Answered a waving Shego.

By the way Shego Said a visibly angry red haired girl why did you agreed to us doing this mission alone wile leaving Ron alone with those flossies?

Im doing this for you Kimmie. Answered Shego while leaving the stadium. If we solve this alone the Ron-man will notice that you are a strong independent girl and that you trust him enough to leave him alone. Making you different to the other girls!

I trust in HIM. Not so much in the other girls.

Dont worry Kimmie, youll see it will work.

***

Shego, this is not working. Said Kim Possible while she and Shego were being pummeled by their rival.

They had no problem stopping Drakken or his later doomsday device. They had already destroyed the machine and most of Drakkens lair.

The real problem was the angry, gigantic, green alien that kept calling Drakken Great Blue.

Yeah, I kind of noticed that Kimmie. But dont worry, well make it trough this. Said Shego sporting more than a few bruises. Even with the new battle suits the alien had proved to be too much for them.

How?

Have faith Said shego with a smile.

Ha! Ha! Ha! Kim Possible! You see? You are not all that after all! Go my new assistant, crush my teen opponent and that traitor former sidekick once and for all!

Warmonga listens and obeys, Great Blue.

And just as she was about to deliver the final attack a monitor turned on

Were is the one called Warmonga? Said the barely recognizable Blue face of Ron Stoppable.

Who are you?

I am The Great Blue, El Conquistador. Boo-ya Ha Ha Ha! Said Ron with a flourish of his cape and a thunder on the background when he did his laugh. And I order you to go to Pluto and wait for my orders!

But if he is The Great Blue then Warmonga turned to Drakken who was running away.

You lied to Warmonga!

Its cool! Its cool! Come on chill out! Im blue, Im great Drakken found himself lifted from the ground.

Warmongaaa! Were the last words of Drakken before was put on Lower Earth Orbit.

***

Spanking. Said Kim after Warmonga left (presumably to Pluto). But how did you

Jim and Tim are very good with make up and special effects. Said Ron while said twins appeared on the screen with flash lights and metallic sheets to simulate thunders.

I meant to say how did you know?

That was me Kimmie. Said Shego while throwing the Kimmunicator back to Kim.

Nice but what happened to the show to be a strong and independent girl part? Kim added the last part in a whisper in case Ron and the tweebs could listen.

Sometimes even the strong and independent women need help. Said an unconcerned Shego. besides, boys love the damsel in distress part.

If you say so

***

Ron was desperate.

Not only had his progress been slow, now he had to worry about the Lowardians too.

He knew that the Pluto thing would only be temporary. They will come back and he had to be ready.

First he needed to train KP and Shego for the upcoming battle. If they had trouble with Warmonga they would have no chance against the Lowardian army. Maybe even give some tips to the rest of the girls too in case things became ugly.

Second, he would have to increase the MMP training. This once a month thing with Yori was definitely not working.

Third he would have to ask Vivian to accept teach him robotics again. He needed to awake the evil genius of The Great Blue inside of him, minus the evil part of course. The twins, Wade and doctor Possible were great teachers but he had to accept that Vivian was better.

He was only afraid what her acceptance fee would be

***

Are you sure that he asked you to wait in that frozen planet asked Warhok to Warmonga via his communication device.

O-o-of course. Answered a visibly frozen Warmonga on his screen. Wa-wa-waiting he-he-here must be so-so-some kind of punishment for co-co-confusing him!

I hope youre right. Said Warhok finishing the communication.

He didnt lied. He really hoped that it was The Great Blue the one that was punishing Warmonga.

He had no choice, he had already informed all the planets of the Galaxy of the imminent Lowardian invasion with The legendary Great Blue in charge.

The planets had already unified forces and began defense plans so if they did not find The Great Blue they would be the mockery of the entire Galaxy.

And if that happened Warhok would be very angry

And the planet Earth would pay the insolence

***

To Be Continued