Kim Possible Porn Story: KiGo Nightmares Chapter 2
Jonathan DeLuna was
planning on a one week trip in the country. He expected a smooth,
no-interruption, cruise TO and FROM his destination. He expected
trees and birds and a week free from bosses and wives. He didn’t
expect a black and green figure, GLOWING none the less, to be in the
middle of the road at nearly 2 in the morning, while he was going
almost 80 on the freeway. He couldn’t react and did the only thing he
could do. Brake, scream, and pray that his wife doesn’t find his
stash if he lived through this.
(10 minutes later)
Groaning, Jonathan stood
up, but quickly fell back down when he found his head has pounding
furiously. Since standing wasn’t a good option, he bent his knees to
sit up. When he was completely sitting up, he felt hot liquid
dripping off his head. Furrowing his eyebrows, he slowly reached up
to his head. Looking at his hand he silently sobbed. After about a
minute or two, he looked around to see where he was. Recollecting his
memories of the last 15 minutes, he remembered everything was dark,
he was thinking of how bitchy his wife was, and then… A scream. He
remembered a scream. And… A woman? Nah, it couldn’t be. Probably a
deer… But why was it glowing? He then realized… His car. “What
the hell?! Where’s my car?!” He was screaming to no one in
particular. “Man, this sucks. Worst vacation ever.”
KPKPKP
Turning up the tunes in
her “new” car, Shego rolled the windows down. Before
feeling the breeze in her car, she broke a window, a door, and
probably a head. ‘Eh, he’ll live’,
Shego thought while pumping the gas petal a little more. She has
done worse. Barely focusing on the road, or her destination, Shego
was thinking of the past few weeks. She thought of just how dandy
they turned out to be.
(flashback
= 3 weeks ago)
It started off as any
other day in the office. She woke up, got freshened up, went to the
main lair to hear Drakken’s new, improved, and fool-proof plan, made
lippy comments about it, Kim Possible came, they fought while
exchanging “friendly” banter, the buffoon manages to
destroy the “doom ray” or whatever ridiculous name it was
that day, Kim got away- destroying the lair on her way-, Drakken did
his “you think you’re all that!-” speech, and Shego managed
to escape with a few cuts and bruises- and Drakken a bruised ego. She
couldn’t stand it much longer.
After Drakken’s recent
failure, which to Shego’s much dismay was underwater, Shego decided
to confront the blue-skinned mad scientist. Squeezing out water from
her hair, she groaned. Probably because there were fish in her boots.
Probably because her hair was tangle. Or-
“DAMMIT DRAKKEN,
I’M SICK OF THIS!” -never mind…
“Yes, Shego I am,
too. If we stay wet too long we might catch a cold.” Drakken
looked as his “sidekick” with innocence and
misunderstanding.
“No, Dr. D. No,
not sick with the flu. Sick of getting beat! This is ridiculous! We
steal this “great” invention and right when we’re about to
use it, Kim and her buffoon of a sidekick come in and win! And what
the hell were
you thinking when we rented an UNDERWATER lair?!” Shego’s hands
were slowing igniting as she went on ranting.
“N-now now, Shego.
Calm down… No need to get- Wait, did you just call Possible by her
first name?” Drakken raised an eyebrow with concern and put his
hands back down from his defense.
“DRAKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!!!!!!!!!!!”
The deafening battle cry was enough to startle the fish under the
dock they were standing on. Or it could have been the very girly
shriek that came after…
(flashback
over)
“Underwater…”
Shego scoffed and gripped the steering wheel tighter. “Oh shi-”
Shego couldn’t finish her curse as she heard sirens and saw blue and
red lights in the mirrors. She started slowing down, pretending to be
pulling over. Almost as soon as her curse came, a mischievious grin
showed up. She rolled up the windows calmly, blasted the music,
gripped the steering wheel, and hauled ass.
KPKPKP
“Nyu-oh…”
Chattered a familiar pink hairless rodent.
“Got that right,
little buddy…” Ron picked up his miniature sidekick and put
him on his shoulder. “KP, you okay?” He looked over at his
best friend with a worried look. She wasn’t paying attention to him.
She was giving all of her attention to the giant hole in front of
them. A few bricks fell and bent a pole in half. “She really
out-did herself this time…” Ron whistled quietly as he watched
the hole crumbling.
“Will, what was
Shego’s accusation?” Kim asked clear as day, still looking at
the wall, her eyebrows furrowed.
“Kimberly, you were
there. Don’t you know th-” Will was leaning on the door of his
truck when he recieved a glare from a certain teen heroine. “Yes,
ma’am…” He fumbled to open the truck and fell in. Looking
through first under the seats, then in the glove compartment, he
found what he was looking for. A large manila folder, held closed by
a large rubber band. Sighing, he carefully unwrapped it and read from
a yellow and white sheet of paper. “Okay, one Shaiana Go. Alias
‘Shego’. Arrested May 11, 2009. Accused of the murder of 3 people,
injuring 7.” This caused Kim to look down in shame and
dissapointment. Shame from not being able to save those people. And
dissapointment that Shego would do such a thing. Ron put a comforting
hand on Kim’s shoulder. She shrugged it away softly. He didn’t mind.
“Subject highly dangerous, super-human abilities, blah blah
blah, you know the rest.” Will wrapped the folder and tossed it
onto the driver’s seat. “May I ask why the repeat?”
“I-I… I thought she
didn’t kill…” Kim looked away and her clenched fists relaxed.
“I can see her breaking out of jail… Fleeing the country…
But it still doesn’t make sense… Will, can you read her recent
employement?” Kim looked back at him.
Will shrugged and grabbed
the folder, this time sitting in it’s recent spot. “Freelance
sidekick: expert in thieving and master of several fighting
techniques, subject is known best for the un-human ability to make
plasma energy ignite from several body parts. Most recent client was
a ‘Drew Theodore Lipsky’. Unknown whether or not subject is still in
contact with said client after her escape.” Will closed the
folder again and raised an eyebrow at Kim.
“Do we have anything
on relatives- that she doesn’t hate- or close friends or past allies
so we have an idea on where she would go? We can’t let her leave the
country until she’s served her time.”
“KP, we’ll find her.
We always do.” Ron gave Kim a dorky grin and Rufus agreed. Well,
agreed but a slight chattery.
“Well, last thing we
found out was the Go superheros, but since she hates them, we don’t
know anyone else yet. Maybe parents.” Will replied nonchalantly.
“That’s a good idea.
We can ask the other Go’s for parental information.” When Kim
said this, a small blush came across Ron’s face. Kim noticed this
then narrowed her eyes at him. “I mean information on their
parents, Ron.” Ron cleared his throat and tried looking serious,
without much success. She looked back at Will. “Go tower?”
Will nodded and got settled into the driver’s seat. Kim and Ron got
into the bed of the truck again. Kim rolled her eyes, leaned back on
the window, and sighed deeply. She really didn’t want to think at all
now… All that would cross her mind would still be Shego.
Before Will could as so
much fix a mirror, Ron piped up. “Who’s gonna fix the wall?”