Kim Possible Porn Story: Goodbye Camp Wannaweep Chapter 5

Disclaimer: I do not own Kim Possible or any other properties mentioned in this story.

What you should know: This story is set shortly after the first KP movie (A Stich in Time) but it has references to episodes of later seasons so spoilers may appear. Also I want to apologize if any sensibilities are hurt by this story.

Goodbye Camp Wannaweep!

Fifth Goodbye: Goodbye Former Lifestyle!

***

Charity: Oh Danny, I cant hide it anymore I must confess. I love you!

Dannie: Charity I love you too

What? They finally confessed? Rufus they finally confessed! Said Ron Stoppable to his Best Animal Friend in the whole world while watching Agony County that night in his house.

It had been a weird afternoon. They had just returned from his first school day of the year and then Bam! He had some very weird mental images of several girls and the idea that somehow he had to remember something.

And there was the fact that Rufus had only eaten a salad at Bueno Nacho. Very strange events all of them

But as soon as night came all that was put on the back burner in order to watch the latest episode of Agony County.

You know what that means, right buddy?

uh hu, uh hu!

This is it! The end! After a whole season of teasing that this two would end up together we will finally get a resolution!

Dannie: However Charity there is something else

Oh no! not that Said Ron while paying his attention back to the show.

Dannie: Im in love with your step sister

Charity: Dannie

Dannie: And with your hated Rival and the geek girl that sits behind me in Earth science and the lunch lady in the cafeteria.

No! Said Ron while face faulting. You dummy, she is going to hate you!

Charity: Dannie I already know and I dont mind

Dannie: What?

What? Said Ron and Rufus in chorus.

Charity: As long as I am with you I dont care.

Rufus, Could it be? Said a now standing Ron. Could it be that the studio networks had decided to make a risky move and do a harem ending?

Dannie: Charity

Charity: Dannie

Rons and Rufus eyes were glued to the screen for what could be the greatest kiss ever in night television

Geek guy with silly pajamas rising from a bed: Charity! Dannie!… uh? It was a dream! Phew

Credits Roll.

Rons and Rufus jaws hit the floor.

Everything was a dream?… said Ron recovering from the shock A dream? You know what this is Rufus?… This is a reset THEY DID A RESET!

Reset, yuck Said Rufus while hopping channels with the control hoping to find something to wash the bad taste of the experience.

But of course they had to make a reset continued Ron with his ramblings. If they want to do a new season they couldnt allow the characters to grow, even if that invalidates their own work, GOD FORBIDS THAT!

Yeah. Said Rufus, still flipping channels.

And of course they had to reset it. They had given Dannie way too many girls to deal with and a TV executive in this country would never allow this type of ending. Where was I thinking this was made? Japan?

Uh huh, Japan. Added Rufus finally stopping in a badly dubbed Japanese monster movie.

But really, when in real life will you see that many beautiful girls interested in one only guy

At that moment Ron was invaded by the full memories of his previous Time Travel adventures. All of them. Specially a certain one about kisses and requests

Oh my god it really happened Rufus it really happened! You know what this means, dont you?

But Rufus did not listen to Ron. His full attention was on the screen.

An obvious Mad Scientist in a white coat: Go my creation, destroy Tokyo! Yesterday you were only a lowly lab rat but today, thanks to me, you are RATZILLA! BWA HA HA HA!

The whole set of memories of his previous time travels hit Rufus

Oh no!

And it made the small naked mole rat faint.

Rufus! Buddy! Wake up!

***

Tara was in heaven.

Ok, maybe thats exaggerating a little bit but she had all the reasons to exaggerate her situation.

Ron had finally realized what she felt for him and asked her for a date!

Ok, maybe not a date. They only went to Bueno Nacho and ate a meal after classes. But at least he had asked her out. Thats something.

Taras had been interested in Ron for awhile now. Especially after the experience in Camp Wannaweep with the cheer squad. But he was so dense to her signals that it hurt.

And of course, there was Kim

She always thought that he and Kim were an item. Well it seems that that wasnt the case after all and she had a chance!

True, Kim was there during their meal (and somewhat uncomfortable, Tara didnt fail to notice). But they didnt act as a couple.

Ok, he didnt act as Taras boyfriend either but at least now she was in their group.

Now she only had to play her cards right and she might end up being his girlfriend!

It was only a matter of time

***

The GWA rocks! Exclaimed Monique after the latest Mayhem in Middleton event ended.

It could have been better.

Come on Ron, are you still bummed because the match between Pain King and Steel Toe was interrupted?

You bet that I am! Is too much too ask for a simple blood soaked match between those two so they can finally set their differences once and for all?

It was not their fault that their former manager tried to kill them in the middle of their match. Well at least you were in the action. Said Monique while remembering how Ron jumped to the ring when they realized that Jackies intervention wasnt part of the show. I still think that you should have called Kim for help thought.

I can’t bother Kim for every little problem that comes our way. Besides I knew that Rufus and I could handle it by ourselves.

Yeah! Said Rufus on Rons shoulder while posing as a super hero.

I have to admit that you did well said Monique with a smile. But Im afraid that your shirt is a goner.

It was one of my favorites too Said Ron while looking at the shredded remains of his shirt. Now I only have 6 sets of this style remaining.

Monique shuddered. Ron was a good guy, great even, but his fashion sense was beyond anything she had ever seen.

Ill tell you what. Why dont you come to Club Banana this weekend and we pick something nice for you to wear besides those dreadful shirts. We could even use my employee discount.

And pay 10 times more for something that I could find in Smarty Mart? No thanks.

Smarty Mart has this kind of clothes. Said a disbelieving Monique while showing her own clothes.

Aisle 10, women clothing. Smarty Mart had just announced a big sale of them last week.

I have to see it to believe it

Ok then, this weekend it is!

And if they are not there then we go to Club Banana and get you some real clothes.

My friend, if they are not the same I will not only go to Club Banana but Ill also buy you a dress for the inconvenience.

Monique was surprised. What was with this sudden confidence that Ron had been showing lately? He had not only invited her to the GWA event tonight but he had also agreed to go to a shopping spree?… with her?!… Or he was very brave, or he really didnt know her shopping side.

In any case, this deal seemed to be a no brainer. If Smarty Mart didnt had the same type of clothes that Club Banana had then they would go to Club Banana and dress this guy in some nice clothes and she would even gain a dress!

Even if by some miracle Ron was right and they had same type of clothes (like, I do not know, Smarty Mart had the same owner as Club Banana or something like that) then at least she could put some fashion sense in this guy.

And she would have found a place that didnt break her budget in less than two hours.

Its a date then.

Uh, a date?

Not a date date Monique quickly amended. More like a friends date.

Like the ones we have with KP?

Thats right! just like those.

And speaking about KP, what do you say we give her a call and we meet her at Bueno Nacho for some snackage.

I dont think that we can do that Ron.

Oh come on! It wouldnt be the first time that Ill eat there without a shirt. Those Diablo sauce and soda spills had taken their tool in shirts a couple of times already!

No, I mean thats 2 a.m. already and Bueno Nacho is closed.

Oh yeah? I didnt notice it.

Ron, the reason that this was going to end so late was one of the reasons why Kim didnt come in the first place.

Oh yeah Said Ron while scratching the back of his neck and remembering that KP just wasnt into wrestling in the first place. There was also that Math test for second period that she had to study for AHHH!

Ron?

I have the same test, and I havent study at all! Said a screaming Ron while going home to try to cram several classes in the few remaining hours that he had before the test.

Monique smiled. No matter how much Ron seems to have changed, inside he still was the same simple guy that he has always been. Seriously, forgetting to study for a test

Wait a minute, I have the same test! AND HAVENT STUDY EITHER! AHHH!

***

Shego was about to lose her mind.

It was not the first time that she had been in a high security cell in prison. Being a super powered villain made sure that you only get the super villain treatment. It only meant that it would take a little bit longer to escape.

It was not the 24 hours surveillance that they kept on her. She had wondered when they would wise up to her act and do one of these things to her anyways.

No, she was losing her mind due to her roommate.

How in hell Motor Ed ended being her cellmate? He was a MALE. He should be in a completely different wing! If not a completely different prison!

He was self-centered, continuously hit on her, could take no for an answer and was even a bigger of a fool than Drakken! (And he could even take her best plasma shots with not even a scar to show!)

It had only been one month and she thought that this guy had completely destroyed her interest in men.

So when the guard told her that she had a visit she just accepted it without even asking who was the one visiting her.

Besides if she heard seriously one more time

So is not a surprise that her jaw hit the floor when she saw who was waiting for her in an isolated interrogation room.

Hi Shego. How is it going?

The princess and the fool? What the hell are you doing here?

We just came to make you an offer. Said a serious Kim Possible while standing and having her arms crossed. We let you go early under parole with the condition of performing community service.

What kind of community service.

Working for us. Said Ron Stoppable with a grin while sitting on a chair in the room.

What! Have you lost your mind?

Not my idea said Kim.

Even if we were in a parallel universe and I decided to accept. What makes you thing that I wont just escape at the first chance? Newsflash people: I AM evil I LIKE being evil!

Exactly my point. Said Kim.

KP. Would mind leaving us alone for a moment?

You sure Ron? I mean its Shego.

I think Rufus and I can handle her. Said a confident Ron. Besides, youll only be on the other side of the door. If something happens Ill scream for help.

Ok Ron. Said a visible worried Kim while leaving the room.

So Said a still sitting Ron while Rufus went ahead and disconnected the camera of the interrogation room. Hows prison life with your new cellmate going Shego?… Seriously?

Shegos eyes were about to pop out of her head. There was something in his manner and in the way Ron had said those words that told her that he was the one responsible for her actual situation.

What the hell

Maybe not hell said a still relaxed Ron. but it was the closest thing that we could come up with.

How

Global Justice has a way to convince prison authorities and we pulled some strings.

Once again something in his manner told her that every time he said we he actually meant I.

And let me warn you Shego continued Ron. If you ever escape your responsibilities, double cross us or even cross the street without our knowledge… When we send you back here, and you know that we eventually will, well make sure that your accommodations will be waiting for you.

Shego was flabbergasted. What was this feeling? The buffoon was effectively blackmailing her to join their team, he was showing a dark streak and he was giving her no option but to obey him. He was scaring her but in a good way.

Ok boy, you have a new partner. Where do I sign?

***

It was not the first time that Vivian Frances Porter was a Tutor.

It was common that once in a while her superiors at the space center asked her to evaluate the intellect of some gifted kids.

Usually their own sons.

She wouldnt have minded if they werent just drooling baboons more interested in getting in her pants than in Robotics. (Not that she used pants, she preferred mini-skirts, but you get the idea).

So when Doctor Possible asked her to tutor a certain Ron Stoppable she didnt refused but wasnt expecting much either.

She remembered the guy. He was Kim possible partner and, to be frank, her first impression of the boy was not flattering at all.

She expected him to be lazing around talking about these weird rules between men, women and dating.

She still accepted to tutor him. She owed it to the good Doctor and his daughter.

So when the guy showed signs of actually having a brain she was slightly surprised.

She still didnt know if what he did was a result of pure genius of brainless luck but she had to admit that, so far, the guy had showed results.

Now if everything goes as Rufus and I planned this should be the very first Naco-matic machine. Capable of performing any combination requested, no matter how strange it might seem! Said Ron in a white coat that was way too big for him.

Mmm, Naco! Said Rufus in similar coat, Naked-Mole-Rat sized.

Interesting Ron very interesting. Said Vivian.

Maybe it was his naivet, maybe it was the hard work that he was doing while trying to understand a concept or building a machine, or maybe it was the way he always made her laugh but she had come to pay him a little bit more of attention every day.

Ok Rufus, flip the switch.

Ok!

In any case she though that she might found a Diamond in the rough

Oh no whats happening?… uhm, it isnt supossed to do that whoa Naco-matic put him away!… Hey! careful with the Naked Mole Rat scientist!

Ahhh!

Rufus! The Naco-matic wants to make a Rufus-Naco!

Very in the rough.

***

Bonnie Rockwaller couldnt believe what she was doing.

It was not so much what she was doing (she was drinking a non fat latte) but more with whom she was doing it.

After all if somebody would have told her some months ago that she would be drinking fancy coffee with Ron Stoppable she would just have asked in what planet they lived.

But even during the event itself she still couldnt believe it.

It was not strange that the bozo had asked her out. He had done it a couple times in the past. But now he had been doing it regularly, like once every two weeks.

Of course she didnt accept right away, she had a reputation to protect. But in the last few months the guy had cleaned his act.

He dressed better, showed more confidence, toned down the goofiness (although he still had that accursed habit of losing his pants once in a while) hell! There were rumors that he was seeing some girls in a regular way.

And there was always that rumor about him secretly becoming a millionaire

He was still a geek but somehow he had become a cool geek

Yeah, she still couldnt believe that that was even possible.

And speaking of Possible. She always thought that these two were secretly an item but Kim would never bring it out in the open due to the fear of being downgraded in the food chain.

Something that was more unlikely as time passed and Ron seemed to move up in said chain.

So she decided to give the loser a chance.

And, hey! She would get free coffee.

So what do you want to talk about? Asked Ron while drinking his black coffee (how he could order it while still being a minor was another mystery for her).

Mmm Well as long as she was doing this she could get some answers. What about your recent changes? I would like to know were you got those nice clothes for example

Oh yeah! Funny story there. Would you believe that the clothes thing started after a wrestling match?

Really? Tell me more…

***

Kim Possible was not blind.

She had noticed the changes that his best friend and sidekick had done lately. It would be hard not to with they spending almost all the time together.

The clothes, the confidence, the tutor

At first she thought that it was only a way to get a girlfriend, especially since she heard the rumors of him dating a few girls of the cheer squad.

She didnt expect that one of them was Bonnie

Or Monique

She was quite surprised about the rumor of Brittina

And she had her suspicions about Vivian

She was kind of glad about Tara thought

Not that she cared about who Ron was dating. Yeah, she was not interested in his social life at all! He could date the whole female population in the planet for what she was concerned!

No, what she was concerned was about his mental health Yeah! That was it! Dating so many girls was a cry for help and she wouldnt be a good friend is she wasnt supportive.

Had not she been supporting for him before? She had even agreed to his crazy plan of recruiting Shego on team Possible! Ok, she had to admit that it had worked very well so far but that was besides the point.

She had to keep an eye to what he was doing for his own good. Didnt she know what was better for him?

Although his latest idea put her patience to the test.

Forget it Ron.

Come on KP. I assure you that it will work.

Im sorry Ron but I fail to see how me wearing that form fitting, revealing and bad taste uniform is going to help us fight crime! Said Kim while holding the garment as it had something dangerous inside.

You fail to see the big picture KP. With this youll be distracting the bad guys in such a way that they would leave several openings in their defenses and will be easier to defeat.

Uhum, distracting. Said Rufus with a tailor measuring tape hanging from his shoulders.

Besides Shego agrees with me.

He is right princess. Said Shego while dressing in a provocative version of her old uniform. Besides is very comfortable. Or is little Kimmie scared of showing too much skin?

Alright… Said a defeated Kim. Ill use it. But only once! And if it doesnt work then is the fire for this abomination!

Shego and Ron just smiled.

***

When Master sensei asked Yori to pick up the future Monkey Master for his stay in Yamanouchi Yori was already expecting a remarkable individual.

Although somebody like Stoppable-san was not the first thing that came in her mind when she thought of a hero.

But how he had proved her wrong!

While at the beginning he had very little skills to speak of, he gradually got better. His hard work proved how focused he was on his task.

And there was also the fact that his American style humor made everything very lighthearted, even in the harshest of trainings.

He had not only proved that he was the true Monkey Master by using the Lotus Blade and defeated Monkey Fist using his Mystical Monkey Ninja abilities but had also asked to stay for one more week in order to improve even more! A request that Master Sensei approved immediately.

She also had to admit that she was glad that he had decided to stay.

He still had a long way to go to master the ninja arts but he was well on his way of becoming the true Monkey Master that prophesies spoke of.

And it would be her honor helping him in all aspects that he needed.

Yori, are you sure that I need to be naked for this exercise?

Of course Stoppable-san. Its necessary in order for you to acquire the awareness of your surroundings.

And you need to be naked too?

Yes, an honor indeed

***

So Kim, when are the boys coming back?

For the 100th time in this hour Monique, Ron is coming back in a week.

Why did he said that his stay in Japan was extended?

Ron said that an ‘unforeseen circumstance’ arose and he had to stay one more week.

What kind of circumstance?

He didnt say but considering his recent actions and the fact that he is in Japan the circumstance is most likely a brunette.

Arent you being a little harsh with him?

Harsh!? Monique he is dating several girls and nobody seems to care?

Down girl, thats between him and the girls, why is it bothering you that much anyway? Are you jelling?

“jelling?”

“Jealous.”

Me? Jealous?! Ha! Dont make me laugh! I am not jealous at all, I do not care which girls he is dating or the fact that he is so busy that I havent had a Ron night in months or that he used to tell me all the details of his dates before or

Hi girls how is it going? Said a recently arrived Shego while sitting with Monique and Kim at a table in Bueno Nacho.

Nothing new, only Kim in one of his denial rants.

I am not in denial!

Which one she used this time? The one were she doesnt care or the one were she says that Ron is a typical Macho?

The one were Kim swears that she is not jealous.

Oh! Yeah! That one is new isnt it? She just came up with it last month.

At the rate that Kim is using it, it will stop being new in a week.

Hey! I am sitting right here! Do not talk as if I wasnt present!

Do not feel bad Kimmie, if Ron forgets about you remember that I am always available. Said Shego wile hugging Kim.

SHEGO!

Relax Kim, You know that Shego is only kidding. Isnt it true Shego?

Yeah, sure, only kidding here Kimmie, you now that I am not into women…

Good.

Only into you

SHEGO!

Wow, Asian stud at 3 oclock. Said Shego with a wistle. Who is the hottie?

Who? Monique turned. Oh, its just Hirotaka. You interested?

Arent you?

Nah, he isnt my type.

He isnt your type? You shoved me away in the movies in order to sit next to him! Said an angry Kim.

That was then, before I really get to know him better.

What? Is he a freak?

Nah, he is a good guy, he is just somewhat

Dull. Finished Kim.

Well if you want you can go out with him once, you know, to see if he is your type.

You should hurry, I heard that Bonnie was after him.

Kim, girl, you should be keeping an ear on the gossip vine more often. Bonnie is not seeing him anymore.

Really? Oh well, I guess he is available then Shego.

Nah. If he has been dropped more times than a basketball then he is not my type. Oh well, there will be others.

I am not interested in others. Said a sad Kim I am only interested in Ro Kim stopped when she realized what she was about to say.

You are only interested in Ro Said Shego and Monique in chorus.

In Roroaming the earth defeating evil guys in every corner of the planet!

Aha, and The Nile is just more than a river in said planet.

Ow Said a defeated Kim.

By the way Kim continued Monique. When are the boys coming back?

***

Felix Renton considered Ron Stoppable as one of his best friends.

While it was true that the guy had changed somewhat in the last months he still was able to see the same old Ron.

What the That wasnt what I told my character to do! I commanded it to do a jump and a kick not a kick and a spin! The frequencies of the wireless must be crossed again.

Who else could always blame the wireless due to his mistakes? That didnt mean that he didnt notice his changes.

And what was wrong with changing? He had already improved a lot due them, and the girls? Well that wasnt much an issue for Felix.

Hello Ronald! Is nice to see you here again!

He-hello Mrs. Renton.

As long as they didnt include his mother

I already told not to be so formal around here Ron.

O-ok madam.

It was not that he suspected Ron But the way that he behaved around his mother was suspicious.

Ron, is everything ok?

Uh? Oh! Yeah, Im fine, no problem at all!

You sure?

Yeah, 100% fine and dandy, right Rufus?

Right!

Ok, if you say so

Good, now you have to let me challenge you once more to vindicate myself

As long as the signals of the wireless arent crossed.

Oh, youll pay for that!

Bring it on Stoppable!

By the way is your mom seeing someone?

RON!

Made you look! Ha! Point for me!

That was low Ron.

Hey in war and love

Now the gloves comes off

Bring it Pal!

Eat flamethrower Stoppable!

So is she?

RON!

***

The Doctor Cyrus Bortel was Ecstatic. He had made progress in leaps and bounds since he had the financial support of a silent investor.

Before him, he had to sell his inventions trough the net to one of the several government agencies in order to get enough founding. But since that guy appeared everything was better, including his lab security (he was surprised that he had only one break in before the investor appeared. Luckily that Possible Girl was able to solve the problem).

He even had the support of GJ and that was something good!

Now he had just completed the Moodulator and was sending the prototype, along with the specifications to GJ so they could give them to his investor. He just had to send the confirmation trough e-mail.

And now the marathon of the Fearless Ferret awaits!

***

Come on Rufus! KP and Shego are waiting for us. Said Ron to his best Animal Friend while getting ready for a mission.

Look, look said the small rodent pointing to Rons computer screen.

Uh? Whats that buddy? Mmm ok, so this Bortel guy is sending you his latest invention. A moodulator? What is that supposed to do?

Dont know

Oh well at least it cant be worse than what Henchco sends you weekly.

Hey!

Well, I still dont like the idea that you are the owner of the main supplier for bad guys.

Former.

Ok, former supplier of bad guys. And dont get me wrong, I am glad that these inventions will never see the light of day Said Ron while holding a black helmet with a tag that said Attitudinator. But I still think that you should have destroyed the company after you bought it.

Investment.

Yeah I concede that you increased several times over the 99,000,000 of the Naco Royalties with the investments but I would have preferred that we just used it to destroy the bad guys instead of buying them.

Late.

Youre right! Well be late. Said Ron remembering that he still had things to do.

Coming. Said Rufus while reading another e-mail confirming that Rufus now was the new owner of Bueno Nacho and Co.

He might no be eating that much junk food anymore but that didnt mean that he didnt appreciate the good things in life.

Now the question was when to tell Ron the news?

He was his partner so he had to be informed.

But he also didnt want to lose the first year of profits in the stomach of Ron during the celebration dinner.

***

Wade.

Yes Kim?

You sure that Ron is in the space center right now?

And are you sure that this is any of your business?

Wade I am just worried about Ron, he told me that he would meet me at Bueno Nacho tonight after leaving the space center but its 9 p.m. and he hasnt appeared yet.

Well, as I told you before, the chip shows a strong signal coming from the space center so he must still be working there.

And the security cameras?

Well Wade turned to see one of his monitors.

Ron: Vivian?

Vivian: Yes honey?

Ron: Are you sure that we need to be in our underwear while working with these devices?

Vivian: Ronnie, whos the expert in robotics here?

Ron: Well, you but

Vivian: So I guess that I know what I am talking about when I say that normal clothing produces too much harmful static electricity for the integrated circuits.

Ron: Yeah but

Vivian: Ronnie, dont be a crybaby. Learn from your pet

Rufus: Yeah! Naked!

Ron: Thats not fair. He is used to it!

Vivian: Well then stop complaining honey and help me with this panel.

WADE!

Yes Kim?

The surveillance cameras?

Oh yeah the cameras they are under maintenance so I cant use them.

Wade didnt like to lie to Kim but he thought that it would be better if he kept this a secret from her.

Ron: Vivian, I dont think that there is enough space for both of us here.

Vivian: Of course there is, we have just to press to each other a little bit. Uhm! See?

Ron: Uh yeah I see

Definitely better if he kept it a secret.

Wade, why is there blood coming from your nose?

Um pressure. The pressure is getting kind of high on my room so Ill have to release some valves. It will take some time so Ill call you later, ok?

Ok, bye wade.

Bye Kim Phew! The things that I do for you Ron.

Ron: Vivian, dont move so much. There is not enough space here.

But thats what friends are for

***

Youve arrived too late Kim Possible! Said a menacing Drakken (well, as menacing as he can be in hip hop clothes) on the American Super Star stage I am already on national tv and soon the whole world will buy my shampoo and when they use it their will be under the control of Doctor Drakken!

Well done Drakken. But I dont think they will be buying them after what you have just said. Said Ron behind a tv camera.

Were live right now?

Yep! Exclaimed Rufus while wearing a floor manager headset.

Damn you Kim Possible! Damn you and your buffoonish friend whose name I never remember.

His name is Ron Stoppable. Said Shego behind Drakken. and stop pretending you dont remember his name!

Shego!? Youre working for them?

Sorry Dr. D. If is of any consolation this is nothing personal. Is strictly business. Said Shego while socking him one.

How does it feel to be on this side? Asked Ron.

Well Let me put it like this, Ronster: Ill never thought that it would feel this good. And I was a heroine before becoming villain!

You see! fighting for good is great! Added Kim.

No, is not that

Maybe is seeing KP in the form fitting uniform everyday.

RON!

Nah, isnt that either, although is a nice bonus Said Shego with a leer.

Maybe is the teamwork? Said a blushing Kim.

Oh! Kimmie is getting attached to little Shego… Give me a hug!

Shego!

Hey, with Dr. D. gone we have no closing act! Said the shows director. You have to help us!

But we havent prepared anything. Said Ron.

Here! Said Rufus giving Ron a piece of paper.

My homework? Do you want me to sing my homework on national television?… Ok! Hey girls we have to put a show.

Anything to get Shego off me. What are we going to do?

Rufus and I call it The Naked Mole Rat Rap

***

Stoppable-san once again youve proven your bravery. Said a proud Yori after Ron, Kim and Shego helped her to rescue Master Sensei from Monkey Fist.

Stoppable-sanadded Master Sensei. Thanks to you, Kim Possible and Shego, was it?

Thats how everybody calls me. Answered Shego.

Thanks to all of you I can return to the Yamanouchi school. Finished with a bow the elder ninja.

Sorry if we were harsh on you earlier. Said Kim while Shego just rolled her eyes. Isnt that right Shego.

Yeah, yeah what Kimmie said. Those couple of plasma shots were just a sort of greeting.

In any case continued Kim. What exactly is the sitch between you and Stoppable-san.

*Cough* jelling *cough* said Shego.

A bond of honor.

Yeah, but Kim hadnt even finished talking when Yori gave a peck to Ron in the cheek.

Stoppable-san until the day we again meet. Im very interested in continuing your awareness training.

A nervous Ron giggled. He, he, that was Japanese for Goodbye.

And the training?

A completely honest to god ninja arts training.

Yori Giggled too. Oh Stoppable-san. You and your American style of avoiding women troubles.

An helicopter arrived were they were standing.

Now it is time for us to go.

And with a bow Yori and Master Sensei left on the chopper.

Do you really thing that Yori likes me, likes me?

See it in this way stud. The girl wouldnt mind being lost with you in the woods any of these days. Said Shego.

Oh man! And I thought that my life was complicated enough… Shall we go?

Sure Ron.

While climbing down the mountain Shego whispered to Kim.

If I were you I would keep my eyes open for ninja girl.

For the first time Shego, we agree.

***

It had been a long way but Kim was finally at the Prom. This night was special in several ways.

First, next year would be her last in high school and a chapter of her life would be over.

Second, she would be free of Shegos insinuations for one night. That girl had developed some serious issues since working with them.

And third, she would finally be telling Ron what her real feelings were.

Yes, she had finally admitted it she loved Ron Stoppable and tonight she would tell him.

She just hoped that it wouldnt be too late.

The rumors had grown so much that she just couldnt stand it! She had admitted to herself what were her true feelings and now she would go for broke!

And if any of these other Bimbos appeared then she would show them.

She knew him first damn it!

So far everything went according to plan. They met at her house, left for the Prom, the people even clapped when they saw them together (although she couldn’t avoid to see some sad faces among the audience)

And then under the dim light she kissed him

It was magical

***

It was terrible!

Ron didnt expect it to go this way.

When he got the memories back he made plans with Rufus using their new found knowledge to defeat the evil guys even before they acted.

While Rufus had the secondary goal of losing weight (It didnt matter how much Ron insisted that he became a gigantic, angry and fat monster only due to his evil twin the little guy would not abandon the idea of the diet) He had the secondary goal of finally getting a girlfriend.

And he had 13 options to choose from!

Well, 12. He didnt really thought of Felixs mom as an option no matter how well she looked

He didnt even considered Kim, Shego and Yori as options either.

KP was his best friend and trying a relationship with her would be wrong great but wrong.

Shego was… well, evil and besides she was more into KP than in him so no.

Yori seemed like a great gal but he felt that it was more admiration than anything else so she was out.

Even then, he still had 12 other options and, being Ron, he tried his luck with all of them.

He didnt want 13 wives, that was a Great Blue thing and he didnt want to go down that road. He thought that with his luck he might get one girl out of the deal. It never crossed his mind that he might get all of them interested in him.

Boy, had he been wrong!

After his kiss with KP during the prom he heard several feminine sobs coming from the audience.

There he saw several girls (Tara, Monique even Bonnie!) crying.

He felt so bad. He only wanted a girlfriend and now he had broken in pieces the hearts of people that he considered his friends!

And now that he thought about it several other girls in his life would react the same way when they knew what happened.

And what about KP? He really liked her but going with her now, after everything that he has done… it felt wrong. Like if he had manipulated or something

And what about Shego? At first he only blackmailed her joining to team possible because he felt he owed something to the Shego of the alternate future. But as the days go by Shego was slowly but surely becoming the Shego of that Future! If she saw KP devastated she would be angry, would go on a killing spree (with him as the first target) and all the good work that she had done so far would go down the drain.

And what about his own training? He had improved a little bit but it wasnt enough! By this time he expected to have all the abilities of The Great Blue but not only he was still mediocre at robotics he still couldnt control his MMP like him! (He could fight but couldnt get that cool blue battle aura that his other self controlled at will).

And what about the Lowardians? In any moment they would come looking for The Great Blue and put the earth in danger.

Then again, he wasnt evil nor blue so the possibilities of they coming were very low.

So at least one thing had gone right

***

So this is The Great Blue Asked Warhok to Warmonga.

He seems to be. His features fulfill the prophesy. Said Warmonga while watching the screen.

DR. Drakken: I am already on national tv and soon the whole world will buy my shampoo and when they use it they will be under the control of Doctor Drakken!

At least he shows the right attitude. Go Warmonga and confirm that he is truly The Great Blue so we can begin the conquest of this Galaxy!

***

To be Continued