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Kim Possible Porn Story: Near Misses and Total Hits Chapter 21

Kim Possible Porn Story: Near Misses and Total Hits Chapter 21

At first, he assumed she lived to insult the world.

Oh, wow, another laser. Third this month. Really pushing the evil envelope there, Doc.

Then he decided that she must just loved torturing him and robbing him of small victories.

Hah! Are you serious? Robot girls? Oh, the world will tremble before your repressed nerdy teenage fantasies!

Every so often, though hed notice that she was, in an oblique and Shegoish way, contributing. Sort of.

And whaddya know? The oh-so-necessary monologue has given our foes time to escape! Big surprise there.

Talking to her, like scheming for world domination, was a game he couldnt seem to win.

Dont quote me on this or anything, but… This might just actually work…

Sometimes, though, he got pretty darn close.

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Kim Possible Porn Story: Near Misses and Total Hits Chapter 5

Kim Possible Porn Story: Near Misses and Total Hits Chapter 5

Shego stared out the grimy window of the bus. Some dramatic exit. Villains got explosions and desperate escapes on, oh, hovercars or whatever. Heroes bought a damn bus ticket.

Other than that, she saw no difference in the sides anymore. It was just one huge stalemate. Attack, counterattack in an infinite cycle.

She could still just about hear the yammering in the classroom echoing around her head. No. She wouldnt do the mild-mannered secret identity thing. Not on your life.

So she was defecting. If it was all just a farce, a large-scale game of cops-and-robbers, shed rather be on the side that had fun and–while inherently flawed and doomed to entropy–was at least smart enough to have fancy lairs on tropical islands.

“Different Names For The Same Thing” – Death Cab For Cutie

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Kim Possible Porn Story: Near Misses and Total Hits Chapter 3

Kim Possible Porn Story: Near Misses and Total Hits Chapter 3

The day after the Moodulator incident was a whole fresh hell of awkweird.

Just so you know… I was mind-controlled, so that… all that… Meant nothing at all.

Yes, yes. Of course.

Just dont go getting any ideas or anything.

Excuse me? Why would I be getting ideas? I was the one who got attacked in all this!

Well, Im creeped out enough as it is without considering whats going on in your twisted mind. Ugh, I hate mind-control!

Behavior modification, not mind-control, he muttered.

And the difference is…? She prompted in a low, dangerous voice.

…Er, only nominal, he assured her after a moments panic.

Right.

So… um… Im sure I have some plan around here, he said quickly, shuffling nervously through some papers.

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Kim Possible Porn Story: Near Misses and Total Hits Chapter 6

Kim Possible Porn Story: Near Misses and Total Hits Chapter 6

Shego lounged on the couch. It was practically a crime, the way itd been pouring down outside for days. The middle of summer, and suddenly a monsoon. God.

Hey, Doc, why dont you cook up a weather way or something useful? she called across the room.

Are you going to steal the parts? he countered sleepily from his chair, a half-read issue of a scientific journal flopped over the upholstered arm.

Tch. Yeah, right. She shifted onto her side, hugging one of the throw pillows. It was too humid to move, and the patter of raindrops on the roof suffused the atmosphere with soft white noise.

Drakkens journal finally dropped to the floor with a dull slap, unheeded by both of them. Shego closed her eyes, just for a second, just because they felt so heavy.

“The Importance Of Being Idle” – Oasis

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Kim Possible Porn Story: Near Misses and Total Hits Chapter 13

Kim Possible Porn Story: Near Misses and Total Hits Chapter 13

Summer was a wretched season.

Drakken grimaced as he fiddled with the half-eviscerated wires in the deathray de jour. It was too hot to be doing this. It was too hot to be doing anything, but he felt restless and frustrated for some reason that was eluding him and he had to channel it into something.

Red to yellow… Or was it red to orange? Rrgh…

He untangled himself, casting about for the manual. Shego! Wheres the–

His sidekick slunk around the bulky machine, clad in a swimsuit. His volume faded.

…um, manual…?

She rolled her eyes and pointed to the control panel where it lay splayed open. Im heading outside, she informed him. Its actually nice out for once. If you need anything… Please, hesitate to ask. She pulled a pair of sunglasses down from where they were perched on the top of her head and walked off.

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Kim Possible Porn Story: Near Misses and Total Hits Chapter 10

Kim Possible Porn Story: Near Misses and Total Hits Chapter 10

Rrgh, Shego, one of these days–!

What? I really hope youre gonna say Im actually going to think of a plan that isnt totally contrived and flawed.

Always with… the lip! Would it kill you to be helpful for one second of your life?

Thats not really a risk I wanna take.

This is why we havent taken over the world yet, Shego! Lack of team effort!

Really? Cause I was leaning more towards you coming up with plans like disrupt traffic signals to create permanent gridlock and seize control in the chaos.

…When you say it that way, it just sounds… ugh…

Back to the drawing board, Doc. And maybe for future ref, you might wanna try decaf. You look like youre gonna burst a blood vessel.

De… caf? Of course; its so obvious!

Well, yeah.

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Kim Possible Porn Story: Detour Chapter 1

Kim Possible Porn Story: Detour Chapter 1

Detour

By Charlotte C.

The tiny rental car crept along I-40, chugging up into the Appalachian Mountains. The air coming in the windows was slightly coolera refreshing change from the heavy humidity of the valley, but the breeze barely ruffled Shegos hair.

Arent you taking this law-abiding thing a little too far? Shego asked.

What do you mean? Drakken was driving, and had been enjoying the scenery and singing along to an oldies station on the radio.

You could at least approach the speed limit, she replied, pointing to a 55 MPH sign beside the road.

Ive got the gas pedal all the way to the floor, Shego, he snapped.

You mean it wont go any faster? she asked in disbelief. She hadnt driven many four-cylinder economy models in her lifeactually, she couldnt remember ever having driven any sort of economy model.

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Kim Possible Porn Story: Near Misses and Total Hits Chapter 9

Kim Possible Porn Story: Near Misses and Total Hits Chapter 9

There was, Shego had learned, a very great difference between being able to get any man you wished and being able to keep any man at all. Seduction, courting, flirting, dating… Those were easy. Thoughtless.

Actually dealing with another person lodged in her life, having to be considerate and giving in stupid little ways like going places they wanted to go and dealing with their annoying relatives and remembering to say supportive things every once in a blue moon; that she couldnt do at all.

Except in one case.

Not to mention that once she dropped the femme fatale faade and reverted to her lazy, preening, hair-triggered, secretly insecure smart alec self, men tended to clear out of her life faster than the population of England during the bubonic plague.

Except in one case.

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Kim Possible Porn Story: Near Misses and Total Hits Chapter 16

Kim Possible Porn Story: Near Misses and Total Hits Chapter 16

Cursed machine! Dr. D ranted, slamming a fist down on the plastic casing. Shockingly, this did not fix the error. Again? This is intolerable!

Shego sashayed up behind him. Whats the meltdown about now?

It froze again, he hissed, glaring accusingly at the computer and clicking the mouse futilely.

Heres a thought… Why dont you restart it and not have a conniption fit? She reached over and jabbed the on/off switch twice. There. Problem solved.

Its shoddy craftsmanship, is what it is. Im surprised these computer companies arent more involved in world domination… Theyve already got the market cornered on pure evil, he complained as it rebooted.

Shego snorted, eyes on the screen. Uh… Doc?

What?

Youre pretty good with the tech stuff and all…

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Kim Possible Porn Story: Behind Green Eyes Chapter 3

Kim Possible Porn Story: Behind Green Eyes Chapter 3

Kim couldnt stifle the amused smirk on her lips. Georgias tapping foot and enraged glare was just down right amusing. Usually the girl was so stoic that getting any kind of response from her became a game between the other two residents. Knowing that, Georgia tried even harder to remain emotionless. However, Kim and Jenny were rather good at the game, and she often found herself at the losing end of the game. Damn them both.

Okay Red, explain. Who the hell is that? Georgia pointed to the bespectacled girl grinning behind Kims shoulder. And why do we have a jet parked in our backyard?

Kim waved it off, still looking highly amused.

Chill woman. This is Sandra. Kim jerked a thumb back at the slightly younger woman. Shes a well renowned genius. Shell be joining our team officially as of today.

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