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Kim Possible Porn Story: Goodbye Camp Wannaweep Chapter 7

Kim Possible Porn Story: Goodbye Camp Wannaweep Chapter 7

Disclaimer: I do not own Kim Possible or any other properties mentioned in this story.

What you should know: This story is set shortly after the first KP movie (A Stich in Time) but it has references to episodes of later seasons so spoilers may appear. Also I want to apologize if any sensibilities are hurt by this story.

Goodbye Camp Wannaweep!

Seventh Goodbye: Goodbye Camp Wannaweep For Good!

***

There he is Kimmie! Screamed a scarcely dressed Shego to a similarly dressed Kim Possible.

I got him! no, he got away. Answered the teen cheerleader.

They were right now training with Ron in a secluded private spot in the outskirts of Middleton.

How Ron got it or why he insisted so much in training with them lately was a mystery for both girls. But his seriousness when asking them this favor made clear that he wouldnt take a no for an answer.

They thought that it had something to do with their recent skirmish with the Gigantic Green alien. Or at least thats what they thought since Ron was not talking.

In any case they expected to get some answers from him during their training, after submitting him with a couple of well placed attacks of course.

However

Shego! Behind you!

Hiyaa Damn! He dodged it again!

They had forgotten to take into account his Mad Running Skills.

Normally Ron had the distinction of being a very difficult target to hit. Years of being the distraction during his missions with Kim had granted him that ability. Add to that intensive Ninja Training daily with Rufus and once a month with Yori and he had become in well a flubber powered missile.

How the hell the Ron-man got so good?

I think that he was right when he said we needed the training. I dont remember being so tired in like ever.

Hey Ronster! Time out! Kimmie and I need to take five!

But we have just started! Answered the boy from the top of a tree.

Ron give us a break, we are running ragged here! Answered Kim while leaning on a nearby rock.

While Ron could understand that they were tired he also knew that if they didnt improve, and fast, then the upcoming Lowardian invasion would be unstoppable (no pun intended).

So he had to find a way to make them keep training

You know if you get to catch me

Even if he didnt like it.

Ill do whatever you ask me to.

Really? Anything? Said Shego with a leer.

Let the earth swallow me if I lie. Answered Ron.

Well I might have a couple of ideas. What do you say Kimmie? Added Shego while licking her lips.

Bring it on! Said a suddenly energized Kim Possible while jumping where Ron was located.

Damn! What have I done though Ron while dodging both a frontal attack from Kim and a swipe from Shego.

YOUR HIDE IS OURS RONNIE!

***

So, let me get this straight Said Bonnie Rockwaller to Ron Stoppable. You want me to convince the cheerleader squad to train with you, Possible and that green psycho that you call a team mate?

Pretty please with cheery on the top? Said the freckled blond.

What is in it for me?

If we manage to get the team in good shape Said Ron with a grimace Ill be your slave for a month.

Bonnie smiled. She would have done this for nothing as long she got to be on Rons good side and the cheerleader team would jump at the chance of being with the now popular Ron Stoppable

Make it two months and its a deal.

But that didnt mean that she couldnt take advantage of the situation.

Deal.

***

Ron, honey, could you pass me that circuit board? Said Vivian Porter while dressed only in her underwear.

Sure Vivian. Said with a sigh a man-thong wearing Ron Stoppable.

How did you call me sweetheart?

Ron let go a bigger sigh.

I mean, as you ordered my sweet genius goddess.

Ron had no chance but to call her like that and wear the demeaning clothes. It was part of the arrangement that he agreed with Vivian in order to have her tutor him again.

Thats my boy. And do not forget to give me a massage later. You know how stressed I get after working all day.

At this point Ron wondered if the tutoring was really that necessary.

And then he remembered the upcoming invasion.

Ill not forget it my dear robotic bunny.

The sacrifices that he had to do for the future.

***

It was a horrible vision for Monkey Fist.

The monkey ninjas that he had taken so long to train were no match for Ron when he used his improved MMP abilities against them. And that was even with a baby strapped to his front (and, he didnt fail to notice, a bag of flour strapped to his back).

Never threaten Ron Stoppable SISTER!

Who would have guessed that the boy would be so angry when he attacked that little baby?

But not time to idle now. He was too close to achieve the final clue that would lead him to the secret location of The Mystical Monkey Weapon.

And the sweet irony that a bound Kim Possible (along with Yori and Shego) were risking their lives inside the active volcano in order to get the key for him was not lost to him.

But if he didnt deal with this kid before they came back then things would get complicated.

Oh, you dispatch the lackeys. But youll find the master more of a challenge. HIYAAA uff!

A plasma blast found its way to Monkey Fists persona and pushed him to a stone wall.

Keep your paws away from our boy toy! Said Shego while her hands were still glowing green.

But but how? You were tied up!

Plasma hands, normal rope, not a good combination said Kim while holding a burnt piece of rope.

Damn it! I knew that I had overlooked something. Were the last words of the monkey ninja before fainting.

Nice babysitting work Ron.

Nobody talks trash to my little sister.

Nobody?

Huh, yeah, well Ron was at a loss of words. He didnt take the arrival of Hanna in a positive light. After all he was already quite busy with the preparations for the imminent alien invasion so an adopted little sister would only be troubles or at least that was what he thought at the beginning.

As more time pass he began to be attached to this little intruder and he had began to feel real affection for her.

Im sorry about that Hanna.

Her real name? no more little intruder?

Intruder? Who would ever consider you an intruder? Said Ron while playing with little Hanna.

Kimmie Said Shego to Kim in a low voice. It is wrong if I find the Ronster behavior right now a real turn on?

Shego, just stop. Said as an answer the green eyed cheerleader.

The scroll will be returned to the Yamanouchi school. Said Yori while approaching Ron. Its secrets will remain safe.

I guess you want the keys back too.

No the shrines have been compromised and I cant think of a safer place to keep them than with Stoppable-san. Continued the young ninja. and, besides I can always check on them in our monthly trainings.

Trainings? Said Kim and Shego in chorus.

Uh, ha, ha, funny story there Said Ron while scratching his head. Remember me to tell you about it one of these days.

Were listening. Said both girls in chorus.

Ron suddenly felt the need to jump into the volcano.

***

You sure you want to do this? Said Ron while standing in a corner of his houses garage.

Completely. Said Kim followed by a nod from Shego.

OK then. Said Ron while putting his hand behind the tool wall and pushing a secret button.

What the Exclaimed Shego when the floor began descending.

Dont worry its just an elevator.

An elevator to where?

Shegos answer came when the elevator reached the bottom and a gigantic underground lab appeared before her and Kims eyes.

When Ron finished explaining that he had been having several private training in not only MMP but also in Robotics and science they wanted to be part of those trainings as well.

After Ron explained that they still were not ready for the MMP training with him (a small white lie from his part) they insisted on him teaching them the scientific aspect of his training.

At first Ron wanted to refuse to the training but he had to admit that they were right. One of the main weaknesses of The Great Blue was his ambition so he kept all his secret and knowledge to himself. And, since Vivian had also told him that if he really wanted to dominate this subject he would have to try teaching his knowledge to other people, here was his perfect chance.

So you really made all of this? exclaimed a surprised Kim.

Well most of it. Doing your own stuff really reduces expenses.

And we are the first in seeing it?

Well, yeah kind of. He said the last part in a low voice. Truth to be told the tweebs had come of couple of times already in exchange of some of their inventions. But they still were the first females to enter besides Hanna of course.

So continued Kim shall we begin?

Ron gulped. This was the part that he had been afraid.

Its still not too late to just forget the whole idea

Look Ron Said a serious Kim I want to do this. I want to do what you do. I just want to be closer to you. That last part said just slightly louder than a whisper.

Very well Said Ron while grabbing the hem of his shirt. Lets start.

RON! What are you doing? Said a red faced Kim when Ron finished taking off his shirt and began to remove his pants.

Dont interrupt him Kimmie. Said Shego while keeping her sight on Ron while strip tease music sounded in her head and wondering were she had left her dollar bills.

Well you see Said Ron while only in his boxers. The electronic equipment that we are going to use is very sensitive to static electricity so we have to

Be naked said a red Kim (and this comment is not about her hair).

Wooho! Science rocks! Whistled Shego.

NO! no we only need to be in our underwear.

Shego youve worked with Drakken. Did he used to be in only his underwear when working in his inventions?

Not that I remember. Said the former villain with a finger in her chin. But then again, his inventions rarely worked how they were supposed to.

Well Said Ron while scratching the back of his neck. I think is a bad idea anyway. So just let me get dressed again and I can show you the exi KP? Why are you undressing?!!

There were several voices in Kims head telling her that his was wrong but all of them were silenced by the one that told him that this would let her be closer to Ron more intimate and maybe in the future it could morph into

And then she noticed Shego undressing too

SHEGO! You were only going to accompany me to the door and leave me with Ron!

And miss this once in a lifetime chance? No way Kimmie!

Are you talking about seeing KP in her underwear? Said the tactless blond.

Nah, I meant the science lesson. Drakken would never teach me anything and whenever he tried to explain something it would be sooo boring. This would be 10 times more interesting!…

Phew! Kim let go a long suppressed sigh.

Seeing Kimmie in her undies is just a nice extra!

I should have seen it coming Said the red haired and under dressed girl.

***

How the hell does he moves so fast? Exclaimed Bonnie Rockwaller to no one in particular.

Told you that he was a slippery one. Answered Shego to the brunette cheerleader.

He even managed to avoid my newest hunting Robot. Exclaimed Vivian Porter.

But he is so fast! Not even a whole day of Aerobics and Gym leave me so tired. Added Brittina.

At least you exercise regularly. Continued Monique. The only exercise that I do is shopping.

Come on girls! Cheered Tara. We are so close! If we work together we can make it!

They were located in the middle of what Shego ended up calling The Ronness training ground

After a few sessions of independent training Ron thought that it would be a good idea to have a training session for everybody involved.

Unfortunately Shego also let know to the newcomers about Rons promise to the one that managed to capture him.

This led to a Rons hunting session.

For the girls it was a chance to get Ron to do… whatever it was they wanted.

For the boys

STOPPABLE! Come up here and face me like a man!

It was an accident Felix! I swear that I slipped and fell on top of your mother by pure accident!

I dont care. NOBODY TOUCHES MY MOTHER!

Cool Jim! Man hunt!

Its Great Tim! Lets try our latest battle armor against Ron!

Hicka-bicka-boo

Hoo-Sha.

Well they had slightly different reasons.

Ron would have complained (well, complained even more) if this hunting havent proved to be incredibly effective.

His MMP skills have grown by leaps and bounds and his robotics skills also improved by having so many minds to bounce ideas.

So he would endure it

There he is!

Catch him!

As long as he could survive it.

***

Kim was not surprised of Ron being chosen Prom King.

She was not even surprised that Bonnie was chosen Prom Queen.

But when she found them lip locked during a presentation event, well

WHAT IS THE SITCH?

Hey! I was the kiss-e here not the kiss-er Said Ron while still being hugged by Bonnie.

No kidding! It took you 12 stinking years to kiss me!… Wait a minute. I had to kiss you!

Hey!

I dont know what are you up to but this is a new low, even for you! Said Kim while pointing an accusing finger to Bonnie.

Yeah! You tell her Kimmie!

Shego? Asked a surprised Ron.

Hi Ron-man! How was the brunette?

Not now Shego! Said an angry Kim And you

Yeah?

Well?

Well

Do you understand them? Asked Ron to Shego.

Kind of. Im a girl after all but this new generation lingo is kind of weird thought.

Look Possible you hog all the cutie time for yourself and we only get the breadcrumbs so you better bet that Im going to play every card that I got.

And I should care because

Its not only me Possible, a lot of girls are in the same situation so you do something about it or

Or

Youll regret it.

Shego Asked Ron again. Why does KP looks kind of scared of Bonnie.

A desperate girl can be a very frightening thing Ronster. I am used to scare people and this girl gives me the chills.

I might have a suggestion suggested Kim.

Bonnie smirked.

***

This is not what I had in mind. Complained Bonnie dressed only in her underwear.

You said that you wanted to spend more time with Ron. Well, this is what he does with most of his time. Said an equally undressed Kim.

They were in the secret (although that title might be considered only nominal at this point) lab of Ron below his house.

And, as Ron had requested, everybody was working in their robotic projects wearing only their underwear.

Although the only guy in the group was Ron (no way in hell Bonnie and most of the others would let other guys see them in their unmentionables) Bonnie didnt consider that a positive thing.

Thats a lovely set Monique, were did you got it?

Tara, my girl, thats professional shopper secret.

Couldnt you make an exception for us?

For you Brittina, Ill think about it.

Definitely not a positive thing at all with all those scantly dressed girls around stealing the spotlight.

You know I am kind of enjoying this. Said Kim to Shego.

Kimmie is beginning to see the sweetness of torturing people Im so proud!

Shego, stop it.

By the way Kimmie Continued Shego without paying attention to Kims reply. It is wrong if I am turned on by all this girls wearing only their undies?

Kim only face palmed.

***

Poor Han. So blissfully innocent and unprepared for your big showdown. No thanks to me.

Ron couldnt feel worse. During all this time that he had been training himself and others it never crossed his mind that his new baby sister would need his help. Most of the time that he spent with Hanna was used for Flippies videos and page turning lessons.

So when he came to the Yamanouchi ninja school in Japan in order to know the origins of Hanna (seeing her walking on the ceiling and discovering that she had roots on said ninja school made up his mind about the trip) and discovered that Master Sensei had arranged her adoption in his family so Ron could train her to face a Mystical Monkey Menace well, he reached a new type of low.

So now he was in a creek in the outskirts of the ninja school lamenting the fact that he hadnt taught her any ninja skills. Of course giving the fact that she still didnt dance or turned pages from books as he wanted convinced him of being a lousy teacher.

While Ron was ruminating about his own short backs Han came offering him a pebble with a gigantic smile.

Hey thanks kiddo Said the big brother accepting the pebble.

Well maybe he was an awful teacher but at least he did something right

I guess, if nothing else, I taught you the value of a family that loves you and the kind of dysfunctional relationship between my team mates

Ron picked up Han and laid her on the shore next to him.

Whos a Bubba? Said the blond while tickling her tummy.

He, he, he, Bubba. Said Hanna while moving her hand in a familiar way.

Hey What did you?

Page

Hey! Thats right! Page. Han, can you turn the page?

Page

Then Ron remembered a certain scene of an old movie were an old martial artist used everyday moves as fighting stances.

He threw a small pebble in Hans direction.

Page!

And Hanna backhanded the pebble that ricochet in the rocks around.

Hey!… woo!.. uuh! Ron barely dodged the round missile.

Han! You rock! He picked up his little sister. Maybe I was teaching you more than I realized.

Brother! Said Hanna while hugging the boy.

Come on sister. We have to show this to all!

***

We owe you a great debt Stoppable-san. Bowed master Sensei on the screen.

And Kim Possible. Bowed Yori too.

Ahem! Exclaimed a green skinned woman.

Oh humm and you too hmm Shego?… Was it? Said an apologetic Ninja Master.

Nice to see that I am remembered.

And dont forget our newest addition to the team: little Han! Said Kim while pointing to a wall running ninja girl who was well, wall running on the Stoppables living room.

We could never forget little Han. Said a smiling Yori.

Yeah but my name, that they cant remember. Said a fuming Shego.

Granted it was Han that did most of the dirty work when the Yono attacked the Yamanouchi Ninja School while Shego and Kim were just stone statues. So she kind of deserved the credit.

Still, that doesnt excuse them of never remember her name. She was beginning to understand how Ron felt when Drakken never acknowledged him.

Even with that Shego had to admit that the little baby had also found a place in her heart. Right now she was just wondering if it was too soon to begin perverting the young Stoppable

So Stoppable-san Continued Master Sensei on the screen. Yori told me about the interest that your team mates have shown in your MMP training and I was wondering when would you include them?

WHAT? Ron told us that you said that we were not ready Ron!? Said an angry Kim to the empty seat next to her.

It seems that Stoppable-san still uses his American style humor to escape uncomfortable situations with the women in his life. Said a giggling Yori.

Yeah, it seems like that. Said Kim. So about this MMP training

***

Are you sure that we must be completely naked for this training? Said Kim Possible while disrobing in an empty hangar inside the training area that they used.

It is completely necessary if we want Ron-san to develop his MMP awareness in the least amount of time. Answered an already naked Yori.

Works for me! Said an also naked Shego.

So, Shego, you are interested in the MMP training too? Ron, who had his back to the girls (needless to say he was naked too).

Nah. This time Im only in it due to the nakedness. Answered the shameless woman.

I think that Im slowly becoming a pervert since Im already considering this normal. Said a red faced Kim.

FINALLY! Kimmie has seen the light! Mission Accomplished! Screamed Shego while hugging Kim. Ninja girl. I owe you big time! Remember me to share Kimmie and Ronnie with you once Im done corrupting them!

SHEGO! Screamed Kim.

Uhm Said a red faced Yori. It would be my honor?

I hope that that is only part of her training on the American style humor. Said a surprised Ron to Rufus.

The Naked mole rat, wisely, remained silent.

***

This was it. The moment that Ron had dreaded for so long had come. The Lowardian army came to invade earth.

In graduation day no less!

The good news His team had avoided the bulk of it with the mad skills that they had acquired during the rigorous training these past months.

Even if KP was kidnapped (along with Drakken of all people!) they made good work of it. He invaded the Alien ship along with Shego and freed both Kim and Drakken.

Drakken even helped to save the earth with his weird mutant powers to control plants.

The bad news

Did you think that the most feared warrior in the galaxy could be defeated by flowers and children?

It wasnt enough.

Not only had Warmonga brought the bulk of the Lowardian army for the invasion. But this guy, Warhok, seemed invincible!

Not Drakken with his mutant powers, nor Shego with her new battle suit, nor the tweebs and Vivian with their battle robots Not even Kim.

Felix, Monique, Bonnie and the rest were holding up but just barely all the load fell on him and he wasnt that confident in stepping up.

While his robotics and inventions had improved (he had his own armor to prove it) it still was no match for the Lowardian technology.

His MMP had improved too but he still was not the fighting machine that The Great Blue proved to be. He still hadnt developed that blue battle aura or the mystical force that Sensei used.

Stoppable-san

And speaking of the devil.

Sensei?

Ron turned and saw the mystical projection of Sensei in front of him.

Summon the Mystical Monkey Power.

Well Ive been trying but it is not working!

You are the Monkey Master. This is your destiny.

Hello! Im telling you that Im trying but its not working! I know that Im supposed to be the Monkey Master and that I should be able to control a great power but I cant! Ron fell on his knees. Even after witnessing of what Im capable in a parallel future Ive been unable to reach any of my goals. Im not a genius; Im not the Monkey Master. Damn it! Ive been unable to even get a girlfriend!

On the contrary Stoppable-san. I see you and I see somebody that has fulfilled several things. You only need to see everything in the right perspective.

What are you talking about?

See around you these people, from different backgrounds, with different ways of thinking they are fighting for their survival due to the actions of one person you.

You really think so?

I wouldnt be here if I did not.

Then What can I do to help them?

The answer has been in your grasp this whole time Stoppable-san. How did you improve so much in short time? What was the secret to Hannas training? What did allow you to enter so many young maidens hearts?

The Time Monkey?

No Stoppable-san. Its something from inside you Think on it, you know the answer.

And then Ron realized that he did. The thing that allowed him to be so close to the girls. The one that allowed him to improve in Science. The one thing to control MMP

I need to focus

So Stoppable-san, are you ready?

I AM!

While Warhok and Warmonga were making short work of the defense force Ron walked up to them.

Hey Warhok!

Both Aliens turned and saw run in a fighting stance. Warhok run to him and

POW

Ended on a wall due to a punch from Ron. Who just kept his position and signaled them to continue the attack.

Both aliens joined forces but Ron kept dodging and counter attacking their combined assaults.

The rest of the group

When the hell did he learn to do that?

Why the hell he didnt show those moves during training

Is he even human?

It is okay if I get turned on by watching Ron kicking alien butt?

At a pause in the fight Ron began to float and be surrounded by a blue monkey shaped aura

What the

Warmonga words died on her mouth when a red cyclone appeared around them destroying the remaining Lowardian battle robots in the blink of an eye.

Then Ron dropped down and with one move he captured them in his blue battle aura and trowed Warhok and Warmonga on a nearby building.

He is truly The Great Blue Said Warmonga to Warhok, before Ron floated above were they were located.

Please spare our lives Great Blue! begged Warhok.

Leave then. Said Ron in a deep voice. And warn everybody in the Galaxy that if they even dare to threaten the Earth, Ill make them pay!

We will we will tell everybody about the power of The Great Blue, El Conquistador! Said both aliens as they boarded their only remaining ship and left the planet.

And with that the Lowardian invasion ended.

***

Kim made up her mind again.

She would go to the beach party for all the graduates and then confess to Ron again.

But this time she would take no for an answer.

The only problem was

Where is he?

That she couldnt find him.

What began as the search of a lonely red haired girl for the love of her life ended up being the search of several lonely girls for the guy that stole their hearts.

But he was nowhere to be found.

Come on Possible, spill it. Where have you hidden Ron? Said Bonnie flanked by several other girls.

I havent hidden him Bonnie. I do not have any idea of were he is!

Hey! If Kimmie says that she doesnt know were he is I believe her. Said Shego while winking at Kim.

Shego, Im not lying. I dont know were he is.

Really? That sucks.

Kim girls. Said a recently arrived and nervous Wade Load. I have bad news for you.

Not now Wade.

Its about Ron.

Were all ears.

Wade felt very small at the number of female eyes on him promising him pain beyond anything he had ever experienced if he was not careful.

Ron left for good.

WHAT?!

The thunderous question made the ground shake.

He he said he had to go That hell keep in touch and that he would help whenever we needed him but he said that he had to go and never return.

Wade Said slowly a very serious and very angry teen hero. Where is Ron?

I told you he just asked me to tell you that he was leaving and that he would be in touch. He never said where he was goi

WHERE?

Well I might know which his first stop is.

***

The lake was pristine clean.

The cabins were brand new.

There was even a completely different name on the welcome board.

But those things would not fool Ron Stoppable. He knew this place very well. This place had changed his life more than once. He would always call it by its real name

Camp Wannaweep.

When he was a kid this accursed placed changed him in ways that he did not even realize until he used that Monkey idol to travel trough time.

And that time travel he thought he would improve his life with the knowledge that he had acquired

How wrong he was.

While it was true that he had avoided the dark future and stopped the alien invasion, he felt that the best thing that he could do was to leave.

He had affected too many lives. Hopefully, with him gone, they would drift back at how they were supposed to be.

But he would miss them. Kim Hanna Monique heck even Shego and Bonnie.

And that was the thing; he cared about them, all of them. There was no way that he would make all happy.

So the best choice was to go. Roam the Earth like those heroes of the movies. With only his pal Rufus as company.

You know buddy Said Ron to Rufus while looking at the camp with his gigantic back pack on his shoulders. I think I finally learned the lesson that his place was trying to teach me

Uh?

Sometimes bad things have to happen, in order for us to learn something even bigger Sometimes you have to suffer a little so many do not suffer at all.

Then why are you leaving?

Ron turned to the familiar voice.

KP? What are you doing here?

You havent answered my question. Why do you have to go? Said the red haired girl.

I cant stay I dont deserve to stay. I trampled so many peoples hearts. I fell like I have manipulated all of you. I must leave.

Ron Said Kim while getting closer. you are so STUPID!

SMACK

Ouch!

A red mark was on Rons cheek courtesy of the slap that his friend gave him.

What was that for KP? It hurts!

And how the hell do you think I feel with you leaving? Ron noticed that although Kim was very angry there were tears on her eyes. It hurts so much that I dont know what Ill do She began sobbing. So dont ever think about leaving me

But what about the others?

What about us?

Ron turned and saw that all the girls, and some of the guys, were there too.

Ronster, we dont want you to go either. Said Shego in behalf of all of them.

But what about the girlfriend thing

Easy, just choose. Said Vivian.

We’ll accept your choice Ron. Said Tara.

But I cant do that. I know it sounds terrible but I cant choose one over the others

Well There is always another option Ron-san Said Yori. although is an unconventional one for your American standards

What?

What she means Said Kim while hugging him. Its that we could always share you

Sha-sha-Share me

Yai! Share! Said an exited Rufus.

So What do you say?

Well I

CRASH

Any answer that Ron could give was interrupted by a spaceship crashing on the lake

A Lowardian spaceship.

Great Blue! Screamed Warhok and Warmong running were Ron was standing.

Please not now! Said Ron while activating his monkey shaped blue battle aura. I thought that I had told you to not come back!

Great Blue, we are very sorry but they are coming Said both aliens now kneeling before Ron.

Who?

Us.

A soft light appeared next to the Lowardians and a small group of what seemed to be humanoid female aliens appeared before them.

What the isnt Wade supposed to warn us before this kind of things happen? Said Ron noticing the small alien group.

Beep-beep-dee-beep

Wade?

Sorry to interrupt you Kim but my system has detected several spaceships coming to Earth!

Now he tells us.

We have come looking for the one that the Lowardians call The Great Blue, El Conquistador. Are you him? Said who seemed to be the leader of the group.

And if I am? Said Ron while increasing the power of his battle aura.

BAM

A small device exploded in the hands of one of the weirdly dressed aliens.

Its him, no doubt about it. Said with fear on her face the alien that held the device. His power ITS OVER 9000!

Then he leaves us with no choice Said the leader again while holding the gemstone of her necklace and began to chant in a strange language.

What are you Whoa!

A green dome covered all of Camp Wannaweep

Aaah!

Hey!

Whoa!

Rufus, Felix, Jim, Tim, Warhok and all the males inside of it were repelled.

Whats going on?

All the males except Ron.

Its done Said the alien after the green dome vanished.

What did you do?

We have the last laugh Great Blue! Now you are married to all the females inside the courtship dome. Including us the representatives of the main planets of the galaxy! If you even attempt to invade us youll be seen as the scum of the Cosmos since you would be attacking your own wives home planets!

Invade? Who said anything about invading? Said a shocked Ron.

You mean… you didnt plan to attack the galaxy?

I never intended anything of the sort!

But the Lowardians your name they call you The Great Blue, El Conquistador the legendary Lowardian prophesy

They are fanatics! They would follow a sock puppet if it was painted in blue and called itself Great Blue!

Oh

And what made you think that marrying me would stop my invasion plans? If I were so evil as you expected that wouldnt have mattered to me!

You are right

Wait a minute interrupted Kim. Let me see if I got this right. Due to your paranoia you married all of us to RON?!

And to each other Said an apologetic alien.

Im married to Kimmie? And to all these hotties too? Oh happy day! Said a dancing Shego.

Damn, the tabloids are going to kill me again! Said Brittina.

Stoppable, YOU MARRIED MY MOTHER?! Screamed a furious Felix.

What the hell were you thinking! screamed Ron.

Well we are not that strong our technology is not that developed

And this was the only option you could come up with?

Sorry

Ron turned off his battle aura, fell on his knees and clenched his fists.

Ron?

Directing his eyes to that place of evil that accursed camp the one that he knew had something to do with all of this he said what he really felt.

What the hell do you have against me?!

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To Be Concluded

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