Kim Possible Porn Story: Rebirth Chapter 7

Disclaimer: The characters in this story belong to Disney and Squaresoft. One or two minor characters may be mine, but most aren’t.

The Golden Saucer was quite possibly Gaia’s greatest modern wonder. A veritable city, built atop thousands of massive metal pillars, in the center of an impassable desert. One of the only ways to get there was with the longest cable car ride you were ever likely to take. The whole place was built to cater to the entertainment and enjoyment of its patrons in a way no other place ever had done before. Everywhere you turned there was something to do; there was something for everyone.

It had even developed its own culture since being established, and used its own currency GP instead of the world’s standard gil. Those that lived there had a slight drawl to their accents, and were mostly known to be very business savvy. Those who didn’t know how to run a business or handle money, didn’t usually stay living there for long. People like that were generally patrons. Many of whom had been known to enjoy the place so much that they stayed for months on end, a good number going bankrupt before finally leaving. It was known far and wide as the most fun place in all of Gaia.

So not. At least in Kim Possible’s case. But towards the end of her second day there with Josh, she ran into an old friend from high school and things started to look up. Both were so excited to see each other they screamed and ran at each other, then jumped into a hug together, jumping up and down like giddy children.

“Monique! I can’t believe this, its so great to see you!”

“Not as good as it is to see you, girl! Talk about a small world!”

They immediately started talking excitedly to each other, but were interrupted by Kim’s date.

“Um… Kim? Are we still going on that gondola ride?”

She glanced in his direction as if she’d forgotten all about him, then hesitated. “… Josh? Is it okay if we make a rain check? I haven’t seen Monique in like forever, and would love a chance to get in a little girl talk.”

He paused, and said something that didn’t seem all that sincere. “Well… Okay then… Nice to see you again by the way Monique.”

She smiled at him politely. “Likewise, Josh.”

“How about you go and make a few more bets at the Chocobo races?” Kim suggested. “I bet you could kill some time there.”

Josh’s mood improved instantly. “Good idea, Kim. When you’ve finished with your friend, you’ll find me there.” Then without so much as a goodbye, he was gone.

They spent a few moments watching him walk off, then turned and smiled at each other.

“So,” Monique said, cheerfully. “Smoothies?”

“Please and thank you.”

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The two were soon sitting in one of the Golden Saucer’s many diners sipping on some admittedly good fruit smoothies. They exchanged a few words of gossip before Monique asked a question.

“Where’s Ron at? He around here too?”

Kim stopped drinking and paused, a barely noticeable sadness shining in her eyes. “No. He went straight back home to Middleton from the Academy.”

Monique stared. “You came to the Golden Saucer without Ron?”

“Yeah… Josh invited me, and I’ve always wanted to come… But so has Ron… I didn’t remember that until we got here.”

“You missin’ him, huh?”

“Well… Yeah. I guess so. I mean he is my best friend after all.”

She nodded thoughtfully, then decided to change the subject. “What’s it been like here with Josh?”

“Oh he’s been really sweet. You know taking me to all the shows, every meal is by candle light. We stand out on the balcony and watch the fireworks every night…”

Monique smirked. “Sounds romantic.”

“Yeah. It SOUNDS romantic. But in practice… To be honest… I’m kinda bored outta my skull here.”

“Bored? At the Golden Saucer? Is that even possible?”

“I know Josh is trying to be charming and romantic. But everything he does is so…”

“Boring?” Monique hazarded.

“Un-original. I mean if I was here with Ron, he’d be humiliating me by dragging me in the lines for every kiddie ride in the place. When all I’d want to do is the mature stuff me and Josh have been doing… But when it really comes down to it, I sometimes really want to go on those kiddie rides. I mean at least the rollercoaster!”

Monique almost choked on a mouthful of smoothie, before forcing it down. “Josh hasn’t taken you to the rollercoaster?! That’s like one of the most fun things here!”

“He seems more interested in the chocobo races,” she mumbled, a little sourly. “You know I enjoy making a bet on the big dumb looking birds as much as the next person, and hope that mine wins… But I don’t wanna stay there doing it for hours! I know Josh is a really nice guy, but I think he has a bit of a gambling problem.”

“Have you tried the Battle Arena? Now I know that’s something you would like. And with Josh being a fighter too…”

“Yeah. We tried it. I thought it would be a blast, me and him, fighting monsters side by side. Racking up points and winning prizes.”

“But?”

“He… He didn’t fight with me. He seemed more interested in racking up points for himself. Almost seemed to be trying to out do me. And I don’t think he was happy about me scoring higher than he did either. He didn’t say anything about it, but he’s been in a bit of a mood ever since.”

“Can’t take you being better than him, huh?”

“I’m not better than him, Monique. I’m not better than anyone… But come to think of it, I don’t think he likes that the General spends more time training me than him either. I… really miss Ron.”

“Yeah? Think you’d have more fun with him?”

“I dunno. Probably. At least he’s original. And I think he’d be happier in the chocobo petting zoo, than at the races. Matter of fact, I’d probably like to go there too…”

“Word, girl! Those things are so cute when they’re fluffy little chicks!”

“Me and Ron have wanted to come here since we were little. And now that I think about it, the reason I always wanted to come so much was because he was always so psyched about it… I… shouldn’t have come here without him… My first time here should have been with Ron.”

“Maybe you could make it up to him?” Monique suggested.

She brightened a little. “Yeah. I’ll save up, and the next time we get leave from the Academy we’ll come here together.”

“Sounds like a plan. Write me a letter, and I’ll meet you guys here.”

Now she seemed to have cheered up greatly. “Will do, Monique.”

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Back in Midgar, Ron managed to make the most of the time he was stuck there. Tifa was quick to snatch him up as a short term employee, and even gave him a spare room to sleep in. He also hit it off right away with the little girl who lived with Tifa in her restaurant. Which surprised Tifa, who said Marlene was usually very shy with strangers. But she had walked right up to Ron, and started talking to him like she’d known him for years.

Barret also made a second appearance, and apologized to Ron for punching him. Unfortunately for the big man, his twelve year old daughter overheard his apology, and lectured her father for hours over punching her new freind. It didn’t take long at all for Ron and Barret to strike up a quick freindship though, despite the very bad first impressions. Ron was a forgiving guy.

The day his bus was due to arrive, he had a bunch of new freinds to see him off. Despite protests from Ron, Tifa forced him to take some money for his days of work at her restaurant, with a nice juicy bonus for the Naco recipe. Turns out the new menu item had become an instant hit with most of Tifa’s regular customers; particularly Barret who was known to eat several at a time.

After a hug and a kiss from Marlene, some hair ruffling from Barret, and a hug from Tifa, Ron was on his way home. Where he received a good many more hugs and kisses from his mother.

“Oh my baby’s finally home!” she wailed between kisses. “You don’t have to go back honey, the military life is not for you! Just stay here with mommy!”

“Mom! Unh! Ease up on the kissing for a second, okay?! Geez!”

She stopped kissing, but didn’t stop the bone crushing hug that threatened to squeeze the air out of his lungs. “Mom… I’m going back… I’ve made lots of new friends. And Kim’s doing really well too. You know I always have to have her back.”

She pulled out of the hug, then held his face in her hands and smiled as she looked into his eyes. “You do, don’t you? You’ve always been such a good friend to that girl, baby. I don’t think she realizes how lucky she is to have you.”

He spent most of his next day with his mother, who had cooked all his favorite foods in anticipation of his arrival. He also stopped in on Kim’s parents, where he was force fed more food by her mom. Then he was given the interrogation treatment by her father, who demanded to know about every male that had so much as looked in his daughter’s general direction. James Possible came out of the interrogation, thinking not only was Kim too busy training for any boys, but that every guy in the place was hideously ugly, and had no other appealing qualities whatsoever. As long as he thought his little Kimmie-cub was safe from boys, Dr Possible would gladly believe anything.

The following day, Kim arrived home from the Golden Saucer. Ron was the first person she hugged, and after a short meal with her family, they were both out on the town together. Ron didn’t know why, but she seemed to be going through some kind of fun-withdrawal, and was going into overdrive trying to make up for it. What he couldn’t figure out though, was that she had just returned from the Golden Saucer. The most fun place on Gaia! Who came back from there with fun-withdrawal?

He didn’t care to ask though. If Kim wanted fun, he’d give her fun. The next week and a half were just like old times, just Ron and Kim. Best friends, having a blast together wherever they went. It was almost disappointing when their leave was coming to an end. They jumped on a bus to Midgar together, but as usual it didn’t take long for Ron to get in trouble once they both got back to the Academy.

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Shortly after every cadet arrived back, the leave was officially bought to an end and the main gate to the Academy was sealed tight. Everyone was once again confined to their training. Soon after the gates closed, Ron was reunited with Yori, who ran up and hugged him tightly.

“I have missed you so much, my friend!” she said, happily.

He gladly returned the hug. “Yeah, Yori. Ditto.”

Pulling out of the hug, she reached back and took something out of her back pack. “Here. I bought you back a gift from home.”

“Yori, you didn’t have to do-woah, spices! Man, these things cost a fortune, and there are so many!”

“They are quite cheap back home.”

“What an awesome gift! This is so great, Yori, but… I… Awww maaan, I didn’t even think to get you anything! I am such an inconsiderate idiot!”

“Don’t worry, Ron San, I did not buy you a gift in order to receive something in return. And besides, I had the unfair advantage of knowing exactly what you would like.”

“Yeah, but you’re my friend, and I really missed you and I should have…” He paused, and thought for a few moments. “You know? I remember I promised to make you dinner the first time we met. Well now I’m gonna! Right now! Come on Yori.” He grabbed her wrist and dragged her towards the sealed main gates.

“But Ron San. There is no kitchen in the Academy. All the food is bought in, how are you…”

“Worry not,” he said, with a mischievous smile. “The Ron man’s got it covered.”

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They came to the main gates and looked up at them. They were huge, made of tonnes of super strong metal, and sealed shut with computerized hydraulic locks. These things could stand up to a nuclear explosion.

“Ron San? What are you planning?”

He pulled something he’d picked up out of Kim’s bedroom while he was back home, and smiled. “Gonna call up an old friend for a favor.” He pressed the button on the Kimmunicator, which beeped a few times, before it was answered by a startled looking twelve year old boy.

“Uhhh… Hi Ron. Been a while since I’ve answered a call on this frequency. What are you doing with the Kimmunicator?”

“I picked it up back in Middleton during my leave, Wade. Look…”

“Ron,” Wade cut him off. “Don’t you think you should give it back to Kim?”

“Yeah I’m gonna, I picked it up for her anyway. But as it turns out I could use a favor from you. Please? For old times sake?”

“Sure Ron. You know I’m always happy to help out a friend. What can I do for you?”

“I’m currently standing in front of a big metal gate that I need opened.”

Wade was immediately typing away at his keyboard, and within seconds he spoke. “Ah. Gates to Shinra Academy?”

“Those are the ones.”

Again he was typing. “I don’t know Ron. Shinra’s computer security, and technology is state of the art. Layers upon layers of encryption, and I don’t think any hacker has ever successfully… I’m in!”

To Yori’s astonishment all the locks hissed and clanked as they unlocked, the huge gate parted before them.

“That… is very impressive!”

“Aw, you get used to it. Thanks, Wade.”

“Any time, Ron.”

“So what have you been up to while me and Kim have been here? Been meaning to ask you.”

“Took a page out of your book. I got a job with Shinra’s Science and Technology Division. Most of the people here really know what they’re talking about, but there’s this one girl my age who’s really brilliant! Always gives me a run for my money. Her name’s Shelke.”

“Oooh, Wade’s got a girlfriend, Wade’s got a girlfriend,” he sang.

“You watch yourself, Mad Dog! I noticed you’re not exactly alone either.”

“Oh right. Introductions. Wade this is Yori. Yori. Wade.”

Yori bowed at the monitor of the Kimmunicator. “It is an honor to meet a hacker of such skill.”

Wade smiled evilly, then started singing. “Ron’s got a girlfr…”

Ron instantly turned the Kimmunicator off. “Bye Wade.”

Yori giggled.

“Come on Yori,” he said, grabbing her wrist and running out of the opened gates with her. “Dinner time.”

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Tifa had been a little surprised to see Ron again, when he barged into her empty restaurant, asking to use her kitchen. She was a little reluctant at first, but after hearing the story about the really thoughtful gift, and his desire to return the favor, she conceded.

“Okay Ron, I guess I still owe you for the Naco recipe. I’ll close up the restaurant, and head up stairs so you and your friend can have some privacy.”

“Thanks Tifa. You rock!”

“Yeah, I know,” she replied, smiling.

Moments later he and Yori were alone in the kitchen, and he asked if she had a favorite dish.

“I don’t think you would know it. A very obscure recipe from Wutai, my Sensei always cooks. Its a very spicy pork dish, that doesn’t really have a name…”

“Spicy? I’m sympatico with spicy! And yeah, I know it, spicy Wutai pork comin’ up!”

She watched him cook and was very impressed. His use of the kitchen knife showed so much skill and precision, and unlike with his sword in training, he didn’t cut his pants off once. Soon the meat was frying with some vegetables and a few of the spices Yori had gifted him with, then the most wonderful aroma started filling the air.

“Rice or noodles?” he asked.

“Rice please.”

Soon, everything was cooked and served in a pair of bowls with chopsticks. They went into the dining room and picked out a table, then sat down together. Having her first taste of very spicy pork, she moaned approvingly.

“Good?” Ron asked.

“My Sensei will be sad to know that this is even better than his. You have a true talent, my friend.”

“Booyah.”

They ate silently together for a while, and looked into each other’s eyes. Ron had even forgotten that he wasn’t even wearing his sunglasses, after taking them off during cooking. He just felt so comfortable around her. And it seemed they had found something in common, they both loved spicy food. This was really hot, and Yori was eating it like the mildest thing on the planet.

While she ate though, the way she was looking at him, it was… He wasn’t sure… Funny? And when they both finished their food, the funny look remained. She’d never stared at him like that before.

“Yori? Why are you looking at me like that?”

Without a word she brushed the bowls off the table and sent them shattering to the floor. Then in one swift graceful movement she was up on the tabletop crawling towards him. The next thing he knew she had leaned into him, and was kissing him on the mouth. He made no move to stop her either. She tasted spicy.

“Mmmm,” she moaned. She climbed down and mounted his lap, without breaking the kiss and wrapped her arms around his neck, her spicy lips stroking up against his, and her tongue licking gently at his teeth.

He pulled out of the kiss and gasped. “Yori! I don’t know if we should…”

“Ron San,” she cut him off calmly. “Stop talking.”

She leaned in and resumed the kiss, and Ron did as he was told. He wrapped both arms around her waist, she hugged his head more tightly, and he felt her press her firm muscular body up against him. Things it seemed were about to get very steamy.

At least until an unexpected voice spoke up from beside them. “You two… are in very, very big trouble.”

Both stopped kissing and stared at the man that had entered the restaurant and come up beside them without either of them noticing. A man that looked royally pissed off!

Yori and Ron both paled considerably. “General!” they gasped.

His eyes narrowed. “Both of you, come with me. Now!”

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Soon Ron and Yori were standing in General Strife’s office, which though nice, was kind of plain for Ron’s tastes. There was an expensive looking dark wooden desk, and a massive sword hanging on the wall. A few more items of furniture littered the room, but it was really kind of boring.

Ron stood at attention, looking very nervous, while Yori stared at the floor with a guilty look on her face. Cloud was pacing back and forth in front of them, looking not only angry, but tremendously disappointed. He stopped pacing and glared at them both.

“Not only have you disobeyed a direct order from me by leaving the Academy grounds, but you had our computers hacked! Opened our main gates without authorization! Do you have any comprehension of how serious that is?”

Still really nervous, Ron swallowed hard and offered a reply. “Um… It seemed like a good idea at the time?”

His frown deepened. “Dammit Stoppable. Just when you were starting to grow on me you pull a stunt like this. And Yori. I am very surprised at you.”

Yori jumped with fright when the attention was her. She had always been such a straight arrow, and had kept to the rules. It was clear that she wasn’t as accustomed to being in trouble as Ron was. “I am sorry sir.”

Cloud looked to the floor and sighed. “Yori, you have been nothing short of an excellent student for your entire stay here. But you Ron… Your grades are barely passing you, and your performance in class is even worse… I… I’m afraid I can’t let this slide.”

He paused and then looked up from the floor and glared at both of them. “Yori, you will be severely disciplined. But you Ron… I’m afraid you’re expelled. Pack your things.”

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To be continued…

Sorry about the long wait. My brother seems to have lost interest in BETA reading for me, so I hope its still readable. ) As usual, if there is anything particularly annoying or repetitive about my writing, please tell me in a review so I can improve. Leave a review even if not, I’ll definitely appreciate it.

Now one issue, some of you might think that Cloud is acting a little out of character. But remember this is nearly two years after Advent Children, and Cloud has grown a little. Been put in charge of hundreds of young cadets, and even started being influenced by Kim. So try not to hold his slightly different attitude in this story against me. I look forward to hearing from you. I try and have the next chapter done very soon.

-Jawelik