Kim Possible Porn Story: My Evil Beloved A Very Evil Dinner Date Chapter 1
My Evil Beloved
The Shego & Drakken Show
Episode 6, Season 1: A Very Evil Dinner Date
Blah! Corn Flakes!? I told you to buy Frosted Flakes! Drakken yelled throwing the box over his head. What are youten?! Shego replied from behind him. Drakken grumbled a little and went back to digging through the pantry. What thecanned peaches!? I dont even like he began to say. Those are mine! she shot back. Gah! Well what happened to all of the peanut butter I had in here! he said. Who cares! Shego said. I care! he yelled. Well I dont! she said crossing her arms. Drakken grumbled some more and kept on digging. He tossed out bags of noodles, cans of carrots, and a container of jelly. Hey watch it! Shego yelled. Grrrrraaaah!!! Theres nothing in here! he yelled as he tossed a bag of flour over his shoulder. There was a popping sound as the bag landed and exploded all over Shego. Wide-eyed, Drakken turned around to see his beloved partner white as a ghost with the look of death in her eyes. Maybe we should go OUT to eat! she said.
Drakken tucked in his shirt and straightened his bow tie. He was wearing a dark blue suit that was similar in color to his usual lab coat, only dressier. Buttoning his cuffs and brushing his hair back, Drakken stopped to look at himself in the mirror. Ha! Let the girls back in college get a load of me now! he said. After quickly dabbing himself with cologne and brushing his teeth, he went to get Shego.
Come on are you ready yet!? he yelled through the bedroom door. Just wait a minute! she snapped back. He fumbled with his collar for a few seconds until he heard the door open. When he saw her, his jaw droppedShe had worn dresses before, but had never looked so fixed up. Her hair was still soft and shiny, and her lips were still glossy black, but there was something more. She was in a sleek and sexy dress with shoulder straps and a skirt that ended right above the knees. It was a one-piece, and matched the style of her jumpsuit, but it was nice and slim. To cap it all off, her beautiful legs ended in two enticing pairs of strapless heels. As she smiled at him, Drakken knew that he was no longer looking at his sidekick or his employee; he was looking at his woman.
What are you looking at? she asked with a grin. Drakken took a gulp, The most beautiful thing I have ever seenin all of my life he said. She blushed slightly, walked up, and nudged him with her elbow. He put his hand on her shoulder. I mean it, he said. As he leaned in to kiss her, she put her finger over his lips. Youll smear my lipstick, she said. Drakken lowered his head until their two foreheads met and he rested his cheek upon hers. Shegos heart was beating fast in the heat of the moment. Drakken was never EVER this romantic, and she loved every second of it. Finally, their lips brushed one another, and Shego let out a sigh of pleasure. I love you, Drakken managed to say. II kn-know, she replied between breaths. When they pulled apart, they both took a deep lungful of air and let the moment sink in. We should get going, she finally said.
As the hover car lifted off, Drakken was on top of the world. He was so excited and happy to be going on a real date with his love. Im going to really have to impress her tonight, he told himself. Shego sat in the passengers seat of the hover craft and let Drakken drive for once. There was something about the event that just made it seem right. You know Shego, Drakken said, this is going to be better than most dates youve been onthis isnt just going to be a dinner datethis is going to be an EVIL dinner date! Shego rolled her eyes and thought to herself, I havent even really ever been on a real date. In truth, she hadnt, the accident that had given her superpowers had really done a number on her social life. Besides that, she had never really been that outgoing of a person and was actually appalled by most men. The only time she had truly been on a date and kissed someone had been when she was a little girl, but she could never let Drakken know that.
The hover car came to a stop outside of a large tan and red building with a sign that read, La Delight. Is THIS where were going Doctor D? Doesnt look like its opentheres no cars in the parking lot, Shego said. Ah, but it IS open Shego! I rented the whole place out just for us! he said. Drakken threw his head back and began to laugh menacing. Ummwhats so EVIL about that? she asked. Drakken stopped and answered with a hint of annoyance, By renting out the ENTIRE restaurantwell be keeping OTHER couples from enjoying this fine cuisine! Its all ours! With that, he flung his hands into the air and laughed even louder than before. Oi! Shego said putting her hand over her head.
As they entered the building, a man in a red uniform stopped them and said, Im terribly sorry, but the entire restaurant has been rented out for a private party. Drakken smirked at Shego and turned to the man. I knowwere the Lipsky Party of Two, he said. Ah yes! Right this way! the man said leading them to a table in the middle of the dining room. Shego looked at Drakken suspiciously as they followed the man. What? You didnt expect me to use our OTHER names did you!? Were world-renowned villains and celebrities now! Drakken said. Shego smirked and looked away from him. She had never thought of calling herself Mrs. Lipsky, but decided that she actually wouldnt mind the ideasome day.
For a place with a name as ridiculous as La Delight, it actually didnt look too bad. The walls were maroon with violet-colored stones layered inside them. In the middle was their table, with a single candle lit on top of a reddish-purple tablecloth. It was simple, but it was intimate, and Shego decided she liked it. As she sat down and scanned the room, she spied a chalk board next to the entrance. On it were their names, Drakken & Shego, written inside the outline of a heart. I thought you said you DIDNT want to give them our real names? she said pointing at the chalkboard. ButIoops, Drakken replied. He had been so caught up in planning the aspects of their date that he hadnt realized this fact. II just wanted to do something specialguess I wasnt thinking, he said. Not with your BRAIN anyway! Shego said shuffling in her seat and smiling at the ground.
Good evening, my names John and Ill be your waiter tonight. What can I get for you? he said looking at Shego. Ill take a Caesar Salad, a bowl of soup, and an iced tea, she said. Anything else? asked John. Oh yeamake sure that whatever kind of soup it is, that it isnt tomato, vegetable, or from a can Shego replied. Right, no tomato, veggie, or canand what can I get for you sir? John said. Mmmmgimme a baked potato, steak, and a chocolate milk! Drakken replied. Shego looked at him with a raised eyebrow. I LIKE chocolate milk! Drakken said pouting. John finished writing the order down and said, Very good, Ill be out with meals soon!
So Shego said rubbing her shoulder. Drakken was in a state of mild panic. He was afraid that the whole date would be a disaster and that he and Shego might actually break up. I have to impress her! he thought. EhemwellIstarted work on a new domination scheme! Drakken said. yea? Shego replied. Oh yes! Its called Operation Downpour! he shot back smiling. Huh!? Shego said. Using a powerful heat-ray, I shall warm the worlds oceans to the boiling point! Then, when a significant portion of the water has evaporated into the atmosphereI will threaten to turn off the machine and let the condensation flood the planetUNLESS I am declared Ruler of the Earth! Drakken gloated with a wicked grin. Shego smacked herself in the forehead as John returned with their dinner.
Here you goenjoy your food! John said walking away. Shego was randomly poking her fork with her salad. Sowhat do you think!? Drakken asked. I dunno Doctor DI meanit sounds a little far-fetched if you ask meand what about the fish!? Shego replied. Gah! I dunno, wellput them in a tank somewhere or something, Drakken said. Riiighta fish tank big enough to fit whales! Shego said with a hint of sarcasm. Errrrrrrrrrrrrgh! Well at LEAST Im not trying another death-ray! he said. Shego was looking at him with a smile, but Drakken was too preoccupied with scratching the back of his head and looking at the ceiling to notice. I meanIve always wanted to make another annihilation-raysomething giganticsomething SO BIGthat even Kim Possible cant stop it! Drakken said raising his voice. Shego was giving him the raised-eyebrow look again, but Drakken kept on ranting. Take THAT Kim Possible! he shouted taking his fork and smashing his baked potato into his plate.
Shego was looking at him in disgust, and Drakken couldnt help but feel a sudden rush of embarrassment wash over him. He grunted and began cutting up his steak. They ate the rest of their meal in silence. Shego was starting to think that going out in public with Drakken was a bad idea, even if there were only a few employees there watching. Once she was finished, Shego tried one last time to start up a conversation with him. So anywaydo you think youre ready to fight those syntho-drones head to head with me yet? she asked. Drakken stopped chewing and looked at her for a moment. Ummwell maybeehhnot yetI need more practice he said. Welldont worryIll hel she began to say before being cut off by Drakken. Of course, if you let me use my new death ray on themit would be a cinch! he said raising his fists. Shego was about to reply when he took his two hands, jumped up, and smacked them together. POW! he said throwing his arms in the air. THATS IT! Shego screamed. Drakken stopped and looked at her in fear. What? he said. Were going homenow! she said getting up. But whadda bout the Drakken began. I dont care anymore! All I want to do is go home and lie in the tub and forget all about this stupid date! she yelled. As they began to walk out, John quickly approached them. Thatll be sixty-seven fifty-t-two! John said. Drakken whipped around and looked at him. I dont think you know who we ARE! he said trying to sound intimidating. Reaching into his pocket, he pulled out his laser tool and drew a ring around John. The ground dropped out from beneath him, and he fell down through the floor. You really do use that thing too much Shego said. I knowbut wasnt that EVIL!? he replied trying to sound cool. Shego rolled her eyes and put her hand over her face. More like childishnow lets go! she said. Feeling defeated, Drakken opened the door and headed for the hover car.
Shego was sitting with her arms folded and a frown upon her face. This whole date thing had been a complete disaster. She had hoped to have an intimate evening with her boyfriend and get to know him better. At the very least, she had hoped to enjoy being out in public and in his company. The only thing that Drakken had managed to do, though, was make her embarrassed and further her reasons for keeping their love affair a secret. She felt her angry face fall soft for a second, and she felt like she was about to cry, but she managed to pull it together and scowl againlooking away from him.
Drakkens worst fears had come to pass as he looked over at Shego. She was sitting there with her arms folded, angrily looking AWAY from him. His heart sank low as he tried to figure out just what hed done wrong. All I tried to do was impress her! he thought. He just couldnt understand why Shego seemed so uninterested in his latest project. Finally, he got up the courage to speak to her. What went wrong tonight Shego? Did you not like the food? he asked. The FOOD was fine! she shot back. Well what is it thenI thought youd be EXCITED to hear about my new ideas! he said. Maybe thats not what I wanted to talk aboutmaybe thats not what I wanted TONIGHT to be about she said trailing off. It was at that moment that it hit Drakken. She was sitting there in that sleek new dress, her hair was flowing in the breeze. This isnt the Shego that helps me with destruction plotsthis ISNT my employeethis is my girlfriend! he thought to himself. For a second, Drakken felt like apologizing, but then he had an idea. He swiftly turned the car to the right and slammed on the gas.
Where are we going!? Shego demanded. Youll see! Drakken replied. I dont WANT any more surprises! I wanna go home! she shouted. Just trust me! he said. Shego crossed her arms tighter and looked away. I am sooooo going to kill you if she began to say. Gah! Just trust me Shego! Drakken cut in while clenching his teeth in fear. The car came to a stop over the canopy of a thick rainforest that spread for miles. Shego was about to protest when Drakken raised his hand and reassured her. The hover car dropped through the trees and came to a halt just above the ground. What the hell are we doing here!? Shego screamed. Is this youre idea of a joke!? Lost in the junglewhat are you gonna dowait here until I cool downI WANNA GO HO she began to say as Drakken took her head and turned it away from him.
Shegos mouth dropped as she looked at the landscape before them. They were on top of a mountain that overlooked a beautiful valley below. The trees gave way on either side to a wavy river that stretched out to the shining sea. Just beyond the sparkling blue of the ocean, the Sun was beginning to set, its amber glow reflecting magnificently off of the tranquil-looking water below. Shego turned back to Drakken, and noticed that they were surrounded by gorgeous pink and blue flowers.
Ha-how did you FIND this place!? Shego asked. Remember that little incident with Kim Possible and the disappearing-blush? Well, when looking for the rare flower I used in the potion…I came across this spot, Drakken replied. Well itsdefinitelywait are we getting out!? she said as Drakken jumped from the hover car. Yesjust for a sec, he said holding out his hand. Shego reluctantly gave him her hand and jumped out.
Drakken stood and surveyed the ground. Ah, yeslooks like a good place to dance dont you think? he said. What!? Dance!? You dont dance! Shego shot back. Maybe thats what you think!…Oh where are my manners! he said. Drakken reached into his pocket and pulled out a remote control. He aimed it at the hover car and hit a button. Shego could suddenly hear the faint sound of music growing louder. A saxophone sounded on the radio of the car and Drakken held out his hand again. Shegomay Ihave this dance? he said. She was dumbfounded by the whole thing. Looking at Drakken standing there so handsomely in his suit, staring at her with an outstretched hand, she found herself instantly hypnotized by his charm. She gave him her hand, and they drew together. To her amazement, Drakken knew exactly how to hold her as he began to sway back and forth. Then came the lyrics
Have I told you latelythat I love you?
Have I told you theres no one above you?
Fill my heart with gladness, take away the sadness
Ease my troublesthats what you do
Shego couldnt help but blink back tears as she rested her chin on Drakkens shoulder. How could he have known I love this song? she thought.
Oh, the morning Sun in all its glory
Greets the day with hope and comfort too
And you fill my life with laughter can make it all better
Ease my troubles thats what you do
Theres a love thats divine
And its yours and its mine
Like the Sun at the end of the day
We should give thanks and pray to the One and say
Have I told you latelythat I love you?
Have I told you theres no one above you?
Fill my heart with gladness, take away the sadness
Ease my troublesthats what you do
There was no holding it back, she was crying now. Tears streamed down her face as the piano played a solo. Her breathing was heavy and he could feel it. Drakken too was breathing heavy, very heavy. The sky grew darker as the sun sank low. They didnt care, time stood still for them, even if the amber sky was giving way to a full moon and stars. As the song came to a close, Shego leaned back to meet his eyes. NOT to her surprise, they were also wet with tears. She was shaking, but she was happy to be, she had never felt so good. With the final note of the song, their lips came together in a kiss. Long, enduring, and full of passion, it was the best kiss they had ever had before. And they stayed like thatfor a long timethe word LOVE dancing around in both of themthough they never needed to speak itand they both knewthis is how it was meant to be
Now THAT is how endings are SUPPOSED to be!!! (I think Doctor D managed to save this date after all!) XD
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