Kim Possible Porn Story: Supersecret Chapter 32
Dexter slowly pushed the janitors cart forward, trying to avoid the students that were rushing by. Both, the busy morning and the near sleepless night, had taken a toll on the soldier forcing him to cling to his waking state with all his remaining will, thoughts of a hot cup of darker-than-black coffee being the only driving force behind the motion.
“Stupid… Aghhh!” a sharp shriek pierced his ears,”Work already!”
The commando stopped the cart and slowly turned his head towards the voice. What he saw was a well tanned brunette, apparently, locked in a struggle with a drinking fountain. A silent grunt escaped the soldiers throat as he looked away.
“Dilemma time.” Dex mumbled to himself,”I can either walk away and come back to fix it after she inevitably breaks it, OR confront a teen in an attempt to stop property damage.”
Suddenly a loud thud was heard, causing the commando to breathe a heavy sigh.
“Kicking won’t help.” Dexter said loudly, turning to the exasperated teen, “I can assure you of that.”
The girl quickly snapped back at the janitor. Her face, surprised at first, quickly gained an angry glare.
“It’s broken! Can’t you do something?” she shouted.
Dex walked up to the fountain, surveying it with his eyes. He crouched near it, then wound up his arm a little and smacked the fountain on the side.
“Hmmm…” the soldier mumbled after hearing the echo.
“Well?” asked the brunette as the janitor stood up,”Aren’t you even going to TRY to fix it?”
“Nope.” the man replied curtly.
“Because?”
“Because…” Dexter trailed off. He put his thumb on the release lever and applied some pressure, producing no result, he moved his thumb under the lever and pulled it upward, releasing a stream of water, “Because it’s not broken.”
“How did you do that?” the girl turned her dumbfounded gaze to the janitor.
“I pulled the lever up.”
“Up? But it isn’t supposed to be up! It’s supposed to be down!” she shouted at the man like it was his fault.
“I’m sure this turns your world upside down, but next time consider more than one possibility.” the commando said, attempting to return to the cart.
“You’re not going to fix it?”
“I told you already – it’s working fine. You just have to pull the lever up instead of pressing it down.”
“But it’s not supposed to be like that! Why don’t you fix it? Isn’t that, like, your job?”
“Listen… What’s your name?”
“Bonnie.” the girl snared her hands on her chest.
“Bunny,” he nodded,”I’m not going to take the whole fountain apart so I could refit the release just because someone can’t move the lever in an opposite direction, understood?.”
“Well, you should!” Bonnie huffed,”And it’s BONNIE, not bunny!”
“Great. Another fine product of the education system.” mumbled the soldier, obviously irritated, as he turned towards the janitors cart,” It’s strange how someone who can fold herself into human origami has mind flexibility comparable to a dry twig.”,he looked back at her for a second,” I know I shouldn’t expect much from some cheerleader, but come on…”
“SOME cheerleader?” Bonnie’s eyes lit up with hate, her eyebrows clouding over them,”Excuse me? I’m the CAPTAIN!”
“Ooooh! Captain?! Really?!” Dex said with mock astonishment in his voice,”Should I be standing at attention right now? Maybe even saluting you?”
The angry look in the girl’s eyes was replaced by that of confussion. The commando noticed that.
He tensed his back, clacked his boots together and bellowed: “Attention! Captain Bunny on deck! I repeat, Captain Bunny on deck!”
The whole corridor froze, all looks turning to Bonnie.
All of a sudden, Dexters hand shot up and froze at his temple. One of the students standing nearby did the same. Quickly, the whole corridor turned into an ununiformed military parade. By that point Bonnie’s face was burning with an almost purple blush. She quickly got past the janitor and her smiling schoolmates, ducking behind the corner and out of sight.
“Guess she wasn’t all that thirsty…” mused the commando.
He lowered his hand and relaxed. Although there were still chuckles and whispers here and there, the former rustle, charachteristic to school recess, returned to the corridor. However, one of the students, the one who started the chain reaction, still stood at attention with his hand still saluting.
“What are you supposed to be?” the janitor narrowed his eyes.
“First Mate Josh Mankey, reporting for duty, sir!”
“Mankey. Sounds like something I had to sweep out of the kitchen yesterday.”, an ear to ear smile appeared on the youngsters face, “I appreciate the back-up, but show’s over. Get lost.”
Josh lowered his hand and walked off, snickering silently.
“Teenagers.” Dex sighed, shaking his head sadly.
“What was that about?” he heard a voice behind him.
“Oh, nothing…” shrugged the commando, turning around,”Morning, Kim.”
“A little too loud for a ‘nothing’, don’t you think.” the redhead narrowed her eyes at him,”I could feel the heat off Bonnie’s face when she ran past me in the hall. So… What happened?”
“She pulled rank on me.” Dexter said in a deadpan voice. Kim rose an eyebrow,” You had some other question in mind when coming here to talk to me, I gather.”
“Yeah.” the girl nodded, dropping the suspicious glance,”I wanted to ask you if it’s okay if I go to the Mega Mall…”
“Sure. You and Ron, right?”
“Ummm… Not exactly. My friend, Monique…”
“Does she know?”
“Know what?” Kim asked, blinking innocently.
Dexter tipped his head to the right.
“Yes.” the redhead nodded shyly.
“Alright. That’s all I needed to know.”
“Ohhh-kay… Great!” Kim, now smiling with relief, began retreating from the commando,” See you after school, then.”
“See you.”Dexter threw a freeform salute as he turned back towards the cart,”A field trip to the mall.”, he thought to himself,”Guess I should’ve brought my coupons along.”