Kim Possible Porn Story: Goodbye Camp Wannaweep Chapter 8

Disclaimer: I do not own Kim Possible or any other properties mentioned in this story.

What you should know: This story is set shortly after the first KP movie (A Stich in Time) but it has references to episodes of later seasons so spoilers may appear. Also I want to apologize if any sensibilities are hurt by this story.

Special Thanks: To the creators of the series (without them this would not even exist). To all the readers of this story but specially to the posters and reviewers of this story in The Fanfiction Forum and fanfiction(dot)net since they helped in several ways.

Goodbye Camp Wannaweep!

Last Goodbye: Goodbye Earth!

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Ill never get used to this Said Ron coming out of a teletransporter.

Why? Asked Rufus while popping out of his pocket.

The simple fact of being divided in tiny little particles and being transported to a different place, thousands of kilometers away from where you departed, to be reassembled Dont you find anything wrong with it?

Nope.

Well, I guess that if youre used to being naked all the time then everything else is nothing.

Yeah! Naked!

They were walking trough a long corridor of a space station in orbit to Earth.

That weird ‘dome of light’ that the aliens created seemed to represent a marriage ceremony were everybody inside it were married in the eyes of the different societies in the galaxy.

He had heard of strange marriage ceremonies but this was ridiculous. What kind of civilization married people using a dome of light?

So now he was married to Kim, Shego, Yori, the 13 original Great Blue wives (including Felix’s mom) plus the confused aliens (including Warmonga).

And since Rons marriage things were rocky to say the least.

Felix wanted to kill him, his parents gave him the evil eye Dr. P even had a Black Hole probe with his name on it! (The only thing that stopped Mr. Dr. P. were the requests from KP and Mrs. Dr. P. who looked amused to the whole problem)

As an apology to his current situation the aliens were kind enough to build this space station with their latest technology for him and his family.

Welcome back Great Blue. Said one of the alien girls that happened to be married to him.

Ron. Please call me Ron.

Sorry Great Ron.

Just Ron.

Sorry again, Just Ron.

Forget it.

Forgotten. Said the alien girl with a small smile on her face.

Where is everybody?

Mrs. Vivian is working on the Lab with the former Mrs. Renton. Mrs Bonnie is on the inner garden with Mrs. Tara and Mrs. Monique. Mrs. Brittina is in the Gym with Mrs. Warmonga. Mrs. Kim, Mrs. Shego and Mrs. Yori are in the command room

Ron mind began to wander at this point. He still wasnt used to deal with all this girls. At first he had expected that after the different planets realized the big mistake that they had done the Marriage Beam would be dismissed and he could be a happy bachelor again.

Not such luck.

During the process of accepting Earth in the Galactic Union the alien girls explained that a miracle had happened.

Due to the fear that they had for the Great Blue planets, systems and complete civilizations that have been enemies for millennia had put their differences aside in order to face a common enemy.

The Great Blue, El Conquistador.

So, if he decided to divorce these girls not only the fragile peace that was formed would be destroyed but the possibilities of a Galaxy sized conflict were terribly high.

So, in order to keep things peaceful, Ron had decided to live with these arrangement.

It didnt mean it was easy.

Great Blue?

Uh? Oh! Sorry, I was distracted what did you say?

I said that we have just arrived to the control Room.

The doors opened and Ron was greeted by the relieved faces of Kim, Shego and Yori and a few of his alien wives.

Ron, thank god that youre here! Said Kim with a worried face.

Yeah! Kimmie doesnt want to be with both of us and Yori tonight! Said a pouting Shego.

Shego!

Oh and we received a transmission for you. Continued a non pulsed Shego.

I swear Said a grumbling Kim.

A gigantic monitor turned on and showed a red haired humanoid that looked very female.

So, is he finally there?… Said the girl while uncrossing her arms. It was about time!

Sorry for the delay.

Its OK. Said the girl while clearing her throat. BWA-HA-HA-HA! Great Blue, meet your nemesis. Im THE GREAT RED!

At that a red aura enveloped the girl.

In my home galaxy there are legends about a titanic battle between you and me. Get ready! Ill be there soon to conquer your Galaxy! BWA-HA-HA-HA!

And with that the transmission ended.

Was that for real? Asked a surprised Ron.

Im afraid so. Said an alien Girl. Across the know universe there are legends of The Great Blue and his power, some of them talk about great battles between him and other beings of similar power.

Ill be

Great Blue! Said another alien girl. We are receiving another transmission!

Put it on screen. And call me Ron!

OK Great Ron!

While Ron face palmed (and wondered if all the alien girls behaved the same way) another humanoid girl appeared on screen, but this one had blond girl.

Are you The Great Blue? Said the angry face.

Uhmm, yeah?

The girl cleared her throat and made a flourish with her cape.

MWA-HA-HA-HA! Great Blue, meet your nemesis. Im THE GREAT YELLOW!

A yellow aura very similar to the one that Ron and The Great Red had surrounded the girl.

In my home galaxy there are legends about a titanic battle between you and me. Get ready! Ill be there soon to conquer your Galaxy! MWA-HA-HA-HA!

Everybody in the room saw her with questioning faces.

Whats wrong? asked the blond alien. Didnt my introduction surprise you? Ive been practicing it for hours!

No, no, it was surprising. Said Ron while scratching his head. But the thing is We kind of received a very similar one…

Similar? It was identical! Uff! Said Shego while receiving an elbow hit to the gut courtesy of Kim.

from another person. Continued Ron. She called herself The Great Red

THAT BITC calm down, calm down, do not give in to your anger. Said The Great Yellow to herself. It is nothing, you can still do this. Do not pay attention to what jealous, Red haired, wannabe conquerors do. You are you and thats it.

Everybody just continued watching in silence.

Anyway Said a visibly calmer alien Get ready for my attack Great Blue. And remember, Your Galaxy will be mine! MWA-HA-HA-HA!

With that the transmission ended.

OK, that was weird. Said Ron. But I must say its not the weirdest thing that we have

Great Ron!

Ron! Just Ron.

Ok. Just Ron!

I give up. Said a defeated Ron. Call me whatever you want.

Very well My Beloved Dearest! Ron just groaned. We are receiving another transmission.

Oh my just put it trough.

At that a green haired humanoid female appeared on the screen.

Are you The Great Blue? asked the angry face.

Yeah, thats me. Said a visibly uninterested Ron.

Good. The girl cleared her throat. GWA-HA-HA-HA! Great Blue, meet your nemesis. Im

The Great Green? asked a calm Ron to the alien while she was just summoning her green aura.

Uhm, yes The Great Green Said the surprised alien girl while covered in her green battle aura.

She quickly recovered however and put an angry face again.

In my home galaxy

There are legends about a titanic battle between you and me Interrupted a jaded Ron That I should get ready because youll be there soon to conquer my galaxy.

Uhm, yeah Said the alien with the face of a kid who had just been refused a shiny new toy. Im not the first one to contact you, right?

Im afraid that you are the third. Said a calm Ron.

Great Red and Great Yellow?

Yep.

Damn! I knew I should have called earlier… May I still finish my speech?

Knock yourself out.

Goody!… Said The Great Green while clapping. Ahem Get ready for my attack Great Blue. And remember, Your Galaxy will be mine! MWA-HA-HA-HA!

Happy? Asked Ron at the end of the ultimatum.

Very Said the green haired alien now with her battle aura off. See ya!

And with that the transmission ended.

Ok, suggestions? Asked Ron.

I couldnt help but notice that all of them are female Said a familiar alien girl while fingering an even more familiar necklace. We could

No more marriages. Interrupted a serious Ron.

But

NO. MORE. MARRIAGES. Emphasized a very serious Ron.

I was just saying Said the alien girl apologetically.

Any other suggestion?

We might go and try to talk things first. Said Kim.

And if that doesnt work Continued Shego with hands glowing.

It would our honor to, how do you say? Kick their behinds? Finished Yori.

Nice ninja girl. Not perfect but youre learning. Said Shego while patting Yoris back.

Very well. Everybody to their positions. Were leaving. Said Ron while sitting on his chair.

Now?

Why not? It is better if we deal with this as soon as possible.

But they are 3 beings that are presumably as strong as you are! Said Kim.

Well deal with it when we face it. Said a calm Ron. Everybody to their positions!

Everybody please put themselves in travel positions. We are leaving for deep space. Said an alien girl. I repeat. The Wannaweep is leaving for deep space.

I still think that we should have named this place better. Said a sad Ron.

But what better name than the place where the entire galaxy joined forces to face a common enemy? Said an alien girl.

I wasnt going to conquer anything! Said Ron angrily. And what kind of battle plan is to marry your enemy?

Sorry Said the same alien.

Forget it. Said a defeated Ron. It was bad enough that the place was considered a Galactic Cultural Monument but to name his station with that accursed name?

Ron! Wades face appeared on screen. Were moving! Whats happening?

Were leaving for a mission Wade. Weren’t you aware of the alien transmitions?”

“I… was… kind of busy…” Said Wade while moving away a suspicious monitor.

“Anyway” continued Ron “Be sure to send a message to Warhok and Drakken telling them to take care of the Earth in our absence. But warn them that they should not get any funny ideas while we are gone.

But Ron! Said an angry Bonnie on a monitor. You know that to keep an even tan my sun chamber session must be uninterrupted.

Sorry Bonnie. Emergency. Said Ron while turning off the monitor. Everybody ready?

Almost said another alien. Were still waiting for confirmation from the engine room.

We are ready. Said Vivian while appearing on the screen. Sorry for the delay but Kims brothers wanted to improve the performance of the engines.

The connections were all wrong! Said Jim.

We just wanted to improve it! Added Tim.

In any case. Continued Vivian while Kim face palmed. We are ready. Hit it Honey!

Very well then Said Ron while taking position in his seat, a blue battle aura appearing around him. Lets go.

And with that the Wannaweep left Earths orbit and began its travel to deep space

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The End?